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Aberzombie wrote:Yeah, once again, sorry I can't make it folks. I know so many people were looking forward to getting my autograph....~sighs~ I too will not be there. ~sighs again~ Oh well, have fun for me too you all!
What?!?! This is unacceptable. You both need to be there. As your attorney,* I suggest you engage in whatever illegal and/or illicit activities that are required to enable you to go.
*Dislaimer: Not really your attorney.

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Sharoth wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Yeah, once again, sorry I can't make it folks. I know so many people were looking forward to getting my autograph....~sighs~ I too will not be there. ~sighs again~ Oh well, have fun for me too you all!What?!?! This is unacceptable. You both need to be there. As your attorney,* I suggest you engage in whatever illegal and/or illicit activities that are required to enable you to go.
*Dislaimer: Not really your attorney.
Well, I do have some hookers and blow I can part with...

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Yeah, once again, sorry I can't make it folks. I know so many people were looking forward to getting my autograph....
No, they would be interested in seeing how... decayed and rotten (in the literal sense) you are! ;P
It's my autograph they would want! And, naturally, pictures of me performing my infamous beard dance...

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This is going to be epic.
More guests are pouring in by the day.
INSANITY.
And did I mention the hotel has a well-stocked bar?
And surprisingly delicious food?
If airfare is the problem, remember that walking and swimming are always a low-cost option.
If you get started soon you will surely arrive on time! :)

Stebehil |

*SIGH* too bad that traveling to Seattle is just too expensive and complicated (not to mention the time I would need - I would be traveling nearly as long as I would stay there) for me to make it...
I hope you all have a ton of fun there.
Stefan
EDIT: just for fun, I just looked for a price for a flight Hannover-Seattle: Just 800 Euro two way. All in all, it is an ok price, but a bit much for a weekend of gaming. I am a dedicated gamer, but then, not that dedicated...

gbonehead Owner - House of Books and Games LLC |

This is going to be epic.
More guests are pouring in by the day.
INSANITY.
And did I mention the hotel has a well-stocked bar?
And surprisingly delicious food?
If airfare is the problem, remember that walking and swimming are always a low-cost option.
If you get started soon you will surely arrive on time! :)
You evil, evil man.
Besides, swimming from New England really isn't an option. I suppose walking might be, if I'd started around Christmas :)

Prince That Howls |

And did I mention the hotel has a well-stocked bar?
Would showing up to events drunk be frowned upon? With the pre-qualifiers that I am a fun drunk, and am going to be there dressed as a priest of Cayden Cailean?
… Wait… Would showing up not drunk as a priest Cayden Cailean be frowned upon?

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Sebastian wrote:Well, I do have some hookers and blow I can part with...Sharoth wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Yeah, once again, sorry I can't make it folks. I know so many people were looking forward to getting my autograph....~sighs~ I too will not be there. ~sighs again~ Oh well, have fun for me too you all!What?!?! This is unacceptable. You both need to be there. As your attorney,* I suggest you engage in whatever illegal and/or illicit activities that are required to enable you to go.
*Dislaimer: Not really your attorney.
What?!?! Damnit, man, where are your priorities? I would never advocate parting with hookers and blow. Sell a kidney* or something.
*I hear Sharoth has two...

Prince That Howls |

Prince That Howls wrote:… Wait… Would showing up not drunk as a priest Cayden Cailean be frowned upon?As long as you can still uphold Cayden's other tenets of bravery and freedom, I don't the Accidental God cares how inebriated you are. :D
Well, I’m going to be in the same building as Sebastian, so bravery is covered. Freedom is a little harder though, what with the abolishment of slavery in Seattle. That and I suspect this is one of those functions that requires the use of pants.

Charles Evans 25 |
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Off topic warning:
What the h@!! is a Bella Sara Charter Superscriber?
Well Sebastian is, obviously... ;)
Originally it involved a plot against Sebastian by Cosmo in Customer Service, but Sebastian actually liked being a Bella Sara Charter Superscriber so much that he requested the retention of the title and unique avatar.... :D
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Off topic warning:
What the h@!! is a Bella Sera Charter Superscriber?
A Bella Sara Charter Superscriber was a one-time-only ofscamfer which is no longer available. In order to earn the tag, a persuckerson had to have wildupedlingly purchased the entire line of Bella Sara products, and promise under duress to continue purchasing any future releases in perpetuity. It required a written request, a credit card number and shipping address. And blood. Lots and lots of blood.
It also required that the purchaser be Sebastian.
Thanks,
cos

Lilith |

Hey, speaking of Guests of Honor ... will Monte Cook be there? He was a rules consultant for the Core Rules afterall and I know he is friendly with many of the Paizo staff.
It would be really cool if he could be there! He doesn't live very far away does he?
Thanks!!!!
Well, he was there last year, I certainly hope he is...how else can I ply him with baked goods!

Prince That Howls |

*Sigh* You know Mr. Frost, I've seen pictures of you here and at the Pathfinder wiki many a time. Still, I feel I will be very disappointed when I see you in person and you do not in fact look like Ezren. I will be slightly less disappointed when I see that Mr. Jacobs is not in fact a giant dinosaur.

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*Sigh* You know Mr. Frost, I've seen pictures of you here and at the Pathfinder wiki many a time. Still, I feel I will be very disappointed when I see you in person and you do not in fact look like Ezren. I will be slightly less disappointed when I see that Mr. Jacobs is not in fact a giant dinosaur.
Actually, James is a dinosaur. He just wears the human suit because otherwise people get scared.

Hugo Solis |

James Jacobs wrote:You tasted like cigarettes and ink, though, so it won't be happening again.Hooray! I'm lick-proof! :D
Wish Hugo knew that. :P
[epic-late-join-up]
I thought the Paizo staff already received free minis from you... that won't get you a free trip to PaizoCon dude, wrong marketing!
*licks N'wah*
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Joshua J. Frost |

Two more guests announced for Paizo Con: Bryan and Shannon Stiltz from Reaper! Check the main Paizo Con page for details.