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I think it'd be great to see a new Kineticist released that uses the Element of Surprise. And it has a whole set of completely silly feats that aren't actually effective and shouldn't ever actually be used in a game. :D
What would you like to see?
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Announce a "Pathfinder 2.6" that is based on rolling 3d6 for checks instead of 1d20.
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Print rules for Starloser and Pathloser to be used in the world of Found Omens.
It's a game about getting lost at night.
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Enjoy a day off.
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Publish a one-shot adventure that is based on defeating a Dinosaur Fort spell.
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Announce a "Pathfinder 2.6" that is based on rolling 3d6 for checks instead of 1d20.
3d6? 3d6!?! Well, I guess it isn’t as completely, stupendously ridiculous and outré-for-the-sake-of-being-outré as relying on a…pair of 12 sided dice.
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Announce a new CRPG being made by Larian studios with the starfinder 1e engine ;)
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Announce ORC 2.0, which invalidates the previous ORC license.
Explain everything that happened during the Gap. or Bring back 1/2 of the alignments.
CG, CN, CE, and LN, specifically. Those that allow their dedication to law and order to be tainted by either mercy or cruelty immediately revert to some flavor of chaotic and are expected to roleplay accordingly.
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Explain in detail how Aroden slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck on the way back to appear at his "welcome back" ceremony in Cheliax.
heavily imply that they'll release some form of joke material and then just make something completely normal and serious instead
Tell us all the Remaster was just a joke. And put out the next book like the Remaster never happened. Show a video of them laughing their asses off they trolled us with a Remaster for months.
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A story about leading a small tribe of orcs against a group of coastal wizards who have recently started seriously oppressing the locals by extorting money with a bunch of manufactured legal claims. The increase in oppression was driven by the brother of the king, to whom the wizards owe fealty, and who basically does a lot of nasty stuff in general and then uses money and familial connections to get away with it.
Level of success is measured in how much of the people and territory you are able to free from wizardly influence.
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A story about leading a small tribe of orcs against a group of coastal wizards who have recently started seriously oppressing the locals by extorting money with a bunch of manufactured legal claims. The increase in oppression was driven by the brother of the king, to whom the wizards owe fealty, and who basically does a lot of nasty stuff in general and then uses money and familial connections to get away with it.
Level of success is measured in how much of the people and territory you are able to free from wizardly influence.
Is the king's name Has ?
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Is the king's name Has ?
This guy gets it.
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The king Has has a bro. Nah. I think the king is Ha. It’s Ha’s…bro.
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Announce they're reverting to PF1 and melt the forum servers.
Bonus points for actually releasing a PDF and seeing what the sales would be like.
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I doubt that Paizo will (or want to) top what they pulled in 2007...
One remaining "legacy" from then: speak the name of a certain blue creature and the poster's avatar becomes one of "them." (s-m-u-r-*)
SMURF SMURF SMURF!
Announce a new errata policy?
...and then immediately use the new errata policy to errata the errata policy into something else altogether.
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Maybe just issue a single erratum (yes, there's a singular form of the word "errata"):
All discrepancies between core rules and specific rules should be resolved by enforcing both effects. This will require the Game Master to create two parallel universes for the game. This erratum applies to all existing Paizo products and all future publications.