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Fake Healer wrote:I would love to apply for a position! I am quite wonderful looking and should help with recruitment possibilities. Something along the lines of 'Air' is what I am thinking, with the way the wind tickles my jibbly-bits with my kilt on.
I am hard working, a real people person, and very self-motivated. People tend to go the extra mile for me with just a flash of a smile, making me a natural leader. I can fake a gentle demeanor very well but I am unmistakable evil. Beautiful but evil.
So are there any openings?
Hmm. You don't have any debilitating facial scarring, mayhaps?
Because that would certainly help awareness and give us the "look" we want.
Not as of yet but I am open to the option if it lands me the position.

The Jade |

The Jade |

Another thread killed by a potato.
"I know, right? If the 'eyes' have it, as the saying goes, then how would a potato ever fail to have it with so many eyes? It makes no s-"
::A lawyer interrupts, to whisper in his ear::
(Jade freezes, nods, mumbles to counsel) "A-Y-E? Really? I did not know that."

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Let it be known from shore-side foam...
To furthest keep in forests deep...
Howl keen to the winds of four...
Boldly knocking 'pon every door!::sounds a Vienna horn::
Crimson Jester is friend to the spud!
::sounds a Vienna horn again::
That is all.
Hey Spuds are awesome..... I just can't believe I got stuck with lettuce. ~Sigh~

Elder Elemental Eye |

Elder Elemental Eye wrote:~shhhhh~ Kirth be quite don't say a thing.Okay, come on, it's been a while, I think someone can spill the beans by now and call me on my cruel joke.
I think Kirth had it, so I'll let him go first if he wants.
We have an altar that can take care of that reticence.
All we need is a small bell, a few candles...

Elder Elemental Eye |

I uh thought we were gonna build the alter. We already have one?!?!?
We have a few. We consider them relics, so no mere mortal could build one - the art of their construction has been lost to the ages.
But if you want to try, nobodies stopping you. You can be the first one to look longingly into it.

Elder Elemental Eye |

Are members required to chant and speak in weird languages? How about dietary requirements and/or prohibitions, are there any?
How about wives? We get more than one?
Members are free to speak and worship in whatever way they please. Freedom is our motto and our purpose. Along the same lines, diets are not mandated. We do not supply wives, but if you can attract multiple people to such a prospect, we do not discourage it - so long as they support your place with us, or can be kept ignorant until our objectives are complete.

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Let it be known from shore-side foam...
To furthest keep in forests deep...
Howl keen to the winds of four...
Boldly knocking 'pon every door!::sounds a Vienna horn::
Crimson Jester is friend to the spud!
::sounds a Vienna horn again::
That is all.
What can I say spuds rule zombies drool.

Elder Elemental Eye |

We encourage grandiose designs and in-fighting. We may be assimilated, but in the end it will not matter.
We are currently taking suggestions on where to build our temple - please reference the OP as to our requests.
I would also like to table a motion to introduce a third axis to the alignment grid: Gygaxism.

Hierarch of Gygaxian Naturalism |

We encourage grandiose designs and in-fighting. We may be assimilated, but in the end it will not matter.
We are currently taking suggestions on where to build our temple - please reference the OP as to our requests.
I would also like to table a motion to introduce a third axis to the alignment grid: Gygaxism.
Why table it? It is a grandiose design.

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

Crimson Jester wrote:I prefer Gygaxian.Maybe they could have different uses?
Like, The Crimson Joker produced a solid Gygaxian ecology.
But, That Mairkurion sure is a militant Gygaxist.
Joker? Listen Hierarch boy get in line, I have tons of people waiting to insult me and I don't need your simple responses to get on my nerves no not at all, don't need it, don't need it one bit....what was I talking about?

Hierarch of Gygaxian Naturalism |

Hierarch of Gygaxian Naturalism wrote:Joker? Listen Hierarch boy get in line, I have tons of people waiting to insult me and I don't need your simple responses to get on my nerves no not at all, don't need it, don't need it one bit....what was I talking about?Crimson Jester wrote:I prefer Gygaxian.Maybe they could have different uses?
Like, The Crimson Joker produced a solid Gygaxian ecology.
But, That Mairkurion sure is a militant Gygaxist.
{Whoops.} Jester, or as I can see from your recent elevation, O Lord of Rogues. {Freudian? Jungian? Gygaxian? Looks like we were both having trouble...}
EDIT: Do you hear a metallic sound in the background? Perhaps there is some cyborgic distraction that is interfering with communications in this thread.

Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 |

Elder Elemental Eye wrote:Most impressive...so...anybody come up with an appropriately impressive title for the Temple? Up or down on any suggestions?Gentlemen! Behold!
Time Travel! My three month old alias was created for a very specific purpose. To troll these messageboards...in the future!
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