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My party has decided that they want to break into song every now and then. The gathered consensus is this:
"Blame Canada" from the South Park movie modified to be "Blame Harrigan", to be sung nearly every time something goes wrong for the party.
Any ideas for lyrics? Something to incorporate, the party has decided (whether it's true or not) that Harrigan is gay and Mr. Plugg was his first mate in more ways than one.
Ooooo, here's a train wreck just waiting to happen! ;D
That said, "He isn't even a real pirate anyway" almost writes itself as an end to one of the choruses....
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So far we've got:
(no intro figured out)
Hail or storm or mists,
If something's gone amiss,
Blame Harrigan! Blame Harrigan!
Send him down with Mr Plugg
and his ugly balding mug,
Blame Harrigan! Blame Harrigan!
He isn't even a real pirate anyway!
(I need to listen to the song again to remember exactly how the beat goes.)
Darn you all, now I have to try to work on this.
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If a storm's about to hit
or something's gone a miss
Blame Harrigan!
Just look at his ugly mug
He was in love with Mr. Plugg
Blame Harrigan!
He isn't even a real pirate anyway!
The line about Mr. Plugg is due to our particular campaign having everything we did leading to Harrigan being gay.
Woe betide your group if they get captured by Harrigan...
Do we hear the sound of a TPK coming soon?
Plotting to get free
Of this ugly stinking boat
That carries so much deadweight crew
I'm surprised it stays afloat.