Ravingdork |
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The Bon Mot feat says "You launch an insightful quip at a foe, distracting them."
Can we brainstorm a few fun quips for use while roleplaying out the action? Feel free to steal a few if need be.
I'll start:
In Numeria, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into drinks.
We are all worms, but I do believe I am a gold wyrm.
Cheliax is a fine place to live - if you happen to be a fiend.
Better to light a torch than curse the darkness.
Galt is a nation where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper.
Our bard dresses to kill. He cooks the same way.
Life is a song; sing along, create a new tune or get out of the the play.
Anyone who afflicts others with ideas must be prepared to see them mishandled by a wizard.
Hey ho bard! Your only flair is in your nostrils!
If we alchemists knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Ventnor |
First off, any of Elian’s quips from Order of the Stick. But, to add on to that...
”We aren’t so different, you and I! Like you, I also put on my trousers one leg at a time!”
”You are using Bonetti’s defense, eh?”
”I’d call you ‘as ugly as a backwoods ogre,’ but I think they’d be insulted by the comparison!”
Blue_frog |
Is that a sword or are you just happy to see me ?
I get it, if I had your face, I'd be pretty mad too.
Well, you missed again. Did someone clue you in as to the purpose of a fight ?
Hey, Vrock, your swordsmanship is just like you: abysmal.
Keep flailing your sword around, gives a nice breeze on this hot day.
Hey, what's the difference between my rapier and your first love ? None, you can't see it and it makes your heart bleed.