Brainstorming Bon Mot Quips


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The Bon Mot feat says "You launch an insightful quip at a foe, distracting them."

Can we brainstorm a few fun quips for use while roleplaying out the action? Feel free to steal a few if need be.

I'll start:

In Numeria, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into drinks.

We are all worms, but I do believe I am a gold wyrm.

Cheliax is a fine place to live - if you happen to be a fiend.

Better to light a torch than curse the darkness.

Galt is a nation where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper.

Our bard dresses to kill. He cooks the same way.

Life is a song; sing along, create a new tune or get out of the the play.

Anyone who afflicts others with ideas must be prepared to see them mishandled by a wizard.

Hey ho bard! Your only flair is in your nostrils!

If we alchemists knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?


First off, any of Elian’s quips from Order of the Stick. But, to add on to that...

”We aren’t so different, you and I! Like you, I also put on my trousers one leg at a time!”

”You are using Bonetti’s defense, eh?”

”I’d call you ‘as ugly as a backwoods ogre,’ but I think they’d be insulted by the comparison!”


Is that a sword or are you just happy to see me ?

I get it, if I had your face, I'd be pretty mad too.

Well, you missed again. Did someone clue you in as to the purpose of a fight ?

Hey, Vrock, your swordsmanship is just like you: abysmal.

Keep flailing your sword around, gives a nice breeze on this hot day.

Hey, what's the difference between my rapier and your first love ? None, you can't see it and it makes your heart bleed.


Monkey island Insult swordfighting has a fair amount of good ones, although it is usually the responces that are more witty.

as an example "You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee."


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