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Pseudo-revival/continuation of this thread because I like the concept, and it gave us the running gag of dinosaur fort.
I’ll just start off with a legitimate misreading when I was delving through the APG for the first time:
Chameleon Goat.
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Fumble Behind
SWASHBUCKLER: Feat 2:
Your fumbling is so spectacular, even your foes stop to double take your gaff or error.
Reaction - Trigger: When you critically fail any Skill Check, Saving Throw, or Strike.
EFFECT: One opponent of your choice within 30 feet must make a Perception Check against your Class DC.
On a failure, they are Slowed 1.
On a critical failure, they are Stunned 1.
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I wrote Basic B#&%@ Spellcasting on my character sheet and no one can stop me
In memory of Robin Williams, we really need a mork class.
Marital Artist. They'd presumably get a class feat that lets them get automatic critical successes on the Heartbond Ritual.
Pseudo-revival/continuation of this thread because I like the concept, and it gave us the running gag of dinosaur fort.
And Blame Strike. Can't forget Blame Strike.
Anyway, Watch Spells. Because apparently my mind isn't as dirty as Salamileg's.
In memory of Robin Williams, we really need a mork class.
And/Or a robot ancestry.
And/Or a robot ancestry.
In memory of Robin Williams, we really need a mork class.
Well, we did get a Genie Sorcerer bloodline. So there is that.
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With Eval Eye, Witch will be the class with the best potential at being a merchant.
The Swashbuckler decided to make a Dueling Party: everyone was invited, except for the Investigator because of its Known Meakness.
But the Oracle drank too much, and made a Mead Disaster.
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MONK EDITION!
Fountain Stance - gives a ranged (water) attack. (Mountain Stance)
Golf Stance- increases your putting accuracy and drive range
(Wolf Stance)
Golf Drag - For when you lose your caddy. (Wold Drag)
Elemental Gist - you understand the basics (elemental fist)
Flying Lick Yuck.
Flying Rick Flying TickOverly specific.(Flying Kick)
Stumbling Faint - I suppose it makes sense. (Stumbling Feint)
Fixed Maneuver - your opponent takes a fall. (Mixed Maneuver)
Will Run - Yes, that happens in combat.
Wall Ran - a narrow version of animate object
Well Run - for when Athletics proficiency isn't enough (Wall Run)
Sleeper Fold - laundry skills. (Sleeper Hold)
Seeper Hold (just drop an L, its fine): allows grappling of oozes.
(Not that they appear to be immune anyway, but there you go)
Hunter's Duck
You're not going home empty-handed today!
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*Pops open book to where he was last viewing*
Firm Control: (metamagic) If a target would succeed a will save against one of your spells, but a -1 status penalty would make them fail, apply a -1 status penalty to their will saves by clenching your fist in their general direction.
Thousand Feces: (Prerequisites: Animal Companion) I don't wanna talk about it.
Ancestry: Lushy
Class: Bottle Oracle
Favourite Spell: Mead Aura
Lesson of Lift - Witch is hitting the gym.
Shape woof - Ventriloquism spell for your animal companion.
Flog Totem Barbarian - welcome on every Kuthit party
From feats:
Courtly Grapes
Deceptive Warship
Past Recovery - when you are good and dead.
Clean Contents
Improvise Fool
An entire line of 'Quack *' feats.
Roof Magic
Snark Crafting - What people do on these forums.
Confections to satisfy your sweet tooth.
Or even better is Criminal Confections.
Extort the Faithful. That just sounds wrong.
Cow Rumor
Did you hear about the cow?
Backgrounds:
Coop - for keeping your bird familiar in.
Curbed
Feral Chill
Scour
Cow Rumor
Did you hear about the cow?
I don't care if a cow heard. I'm not keeping any secrets from a cow.
Archetypes:
Horizon Wacker
Familiar Matter
Boremaster
Media
Shadowlancer
Stiff Acrobat - Dancing dead.
Liking
I don't care if a cow heard. I'm not keeping any secrets from a cow.Cow Rumor
Did you hear about the cow?
Well, you might just have to Sow Humor then.
Your sartorially inclined monk might want to take Align Gi so they don't look rumpled. Gi Rush is helpful if you need to get dressed in a hurry.
Signature Smells - makes character at lesat 37% more discernable! (86% in violation of personal space)
Lesson of Snot - Bless you!