Notices found on a Job Board at a College of the Arcane Arts


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Senko wrote:
SilvercatMoonpaw wrote:
Cornebre wrote:

#67

Whoever thought that was a bright ideas to turn the nearby dragon into a little girl must immediately contact the authority to:
First: acquire his transmutation diploma Second: find a solution to the pissed off little girl with huge natural magical ability problem that don't know anything about transmutation, but A LOT about evocation.
This is the set-up to a harem anime if I ever saw one.

First thought that popped into my head was this picture . . .

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/146194_460s_v1.jpg

the little girl is actually pissed off because she can't find her daddy.

And there are lots of anime that start like that, too....


SilvercatMoonpaw wrote:
Senko wrote:
SilvercatMoonpaw wrote:
Cornebre wrote:

#67

Whoever thought that was a bright ideas to turn the nearby dragon into a little girl must immediately contact the authority to:
First: acquire his transmutation diploma Second: find a solution to the pissed off little girl with huge natural magical ability problem that don't know anything about transmutation, but A LOT about evocation.
This is the set-up to a harem anime if I ever saw one.

First thought that popped into my head was this picture . . .

PIC: Little Girl Dragon

the little girl is actually pissed off because she can't find her daddy.

And there are lots of anime that start like that, too....

Linkified

And then something like this happens...

/cevah

Dark Archive

#72 Just a reminder that casting dispel magic in the library is forbidden. A librarian was seriously hurt while levitating to the high shelves to put away some books, because a student was trying to circumvent security to show off. That student has been expelled.

#73 A pendant containing a fragment of the Trembling Void resembling a large black crystal has gone missing. If found and returned, no questions asked, a reward of 500 gp will be forthcoming. Note that the pendant produces an inaudible tone that agitates animals, particular dogs and bats, and makes people exposed to it increasingly restless and irritable, and, eventually, psychotic. Sooner would be better than later, is what I'm saying...


#74 The Curse Removal Clinic is closed for redecoration. We expect it to reopen as normal on Oathday 27 Calistril. For urgent care, contact Prof. Terosono in the Salt Tower.


#75 THE NEXT STUDENT CAUGHT CASTING MAD MONKEYS IN THE 2ND FLOOR BATHROOM WILL BE EXPELLED.


Friendly reminder: Please clean up after your familiars and/or companions.

Scarab Sages

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#77 Are you lost in the world of Arcane theory? Do those spellcraft formulas just refuse to come together? Visit us at Shamus, Bilker, Deci Ve and the world famous Flim Flam brothers. No question to abstract, no concept to obtruse for us to explain. Reasonable rates, no refunds.

#78 Missing Transfiguration student named Damon. Silver hair, 5'8" likes to use polymorph spells on himself for sexual purposes inspute of repeated warnings about the danger. 10 gold reward for any information as to his current whereabouts.

Under the above is a scrawled note "I think yoyr meamt to contact the TA for transfiguration Michael Slater about Damon. He really didnf like him and leaving off contact details for a conta t he foesnt qant is the kinf of thing hed do."


#79 Students needing to use runes and other carefully drawn figures can get lessons from the local calligrapher's guild. We handle scroll writing, magic circles, and more. We specialize is teaching our students to have unique and beautiful arcane marks and writings.

/cevah


#80 Whoever cast a persistant stinking cloud in the men's toilets please note that clean up duties shall also be 'persistant' once we have divined your identity.


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#81 Expert course on time magic will start yesterday at 15h.
Note: Students stuck in a time loop are STILL required to go to class and seek help

#82 Whoever is summoning succubus is kindly requested to stop, as it is becoming difficult to feed everyone without putting the faculty at risk.
- Hanonimous the Succubus


#83 Need student willing to become a peacock for spring break. Serious, research minded inquiries only.

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