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Looking for an extra splash of weird and funny in your Starfinder games? Starfinder Facts is a parody account with a daily twitter feed and a monthly blog, constantly making non-canon lore and options for both GMs and players to inject a little surreality into your sci-fantasy!
Previous blogs include:
Uplifted Raccoons (Playable Race)
The Drift Mallard (Epic Encounter)
Starfinder Valentine's (Just for fun)
Codelings (Playable Race)
Hyperleaf (Feats)
Stay tuned for more blog posts, steadily increasing player and GM options for your home games!
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Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! ...It's already coming down for a crash landing.
This month, we take a look at the slapdash engineering of space goblins and how that translates to space travel!
Starfinder Facts presents... Goblin Starships!
"Hey! You! Looking for a good blog post?"
"Well, you better go look somewhere else!"
*cue hearty belly laughs*
The only thing worse than an envoy's debilitating mockery? A pair of envoys who coordinate their debilitating mockery. Perfect for a GM who needs to cut some PC egos down to size, this familiar-looking pair of bounty hunters can show up as unimpressed allies or dangerous and obnoxious enemies.
Starfinder Facts presents: Staldorf and Watler!
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Tiny dinosaurs = tinysaurs.
That's it. That's the blog post.
Get into a tinysaur sorta mood as Starfinder Facts presents... Chauncey's Renkroda!
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Sometimes, all you need is a helping hand from a nufriend.
Sometimes, that nufriend has six hands.
Sometimes, that nufriend just wishes that they had six hands.
Starfinder Facts presents the Skitterfan, a theme for the PC who just wants to help!
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What do you get when you cross brutish cunning, unrepentant cruelty, and a keyboard?
Starfinder Facts presents Infosphere Trolls!
Want something spooky and malevolent for your Halloween Starfinder fun? Want to feel that tingle down the back of your neck?
Come to the blog and meet the electrogeist - magic-fueled, technology-fixated undead who would be happy to shock your players!
Starfinder Facts presents... Electrogeists!
You want some more? Well, here's some more!
This blog post is for all the mushroom-cloud-layin' m-----f---ers; the folks who are so cool that when they go to sleep, sheep dream about them; the ones who can make a quip, take a hit, and keep on kicking.
Starfinder Facts presents... The BAMF!
A booming "HO HO HO!" echoes out in the night... then the explosions start.
This holiday post from Thomas Cronin marks our first guest blog, and introduces us to the deadly Veskmas icon Scarlett Claws!
You better watch out, and you better not cry...
Starfinder Facts presents... Scarlett Claws!
Today's blog post is a special one to us. Timed to coincide with Australia Day - or at this point Down Under, Australia Day (observed) - a big part of this post is asking you, dear reader, to throw in all six and help out.
We don't expect all of you to do it out of the goodness of your hearts, so we worked with Savannah Hensley to create and illustrate the plasmaroo, a species of magical eco-warriors. But! You won't see that in the blog. Instead, let's make a deal...
We're going to ask you to make a donation to the Australia Zoo Wild Warriors to help with their recovery efforts, take a screenshot of your donation confirmation, and send it to us (via starfinderfactsSPLATgmail.com). In exchange, we'll send you a complimentary copy of the 2-page Plasmaroo pdf!
So - want some zanyness for your next Starfinder game? Do some good for our Aussie friends, let us know about it, and we'll give you all the tools you need to add a spacecourt of plasmaroos to your next game night!
Oh yeah, plus - we made a Hybridization biohacker field of study!
Starfinder Facts presents... Australia Day Special: Featuring Hybridization!
Well I did it, hopefully it worked, if not here is the screen shot
https://imgur.com/oPL1zAV
DMed!
Ah, love - that powerful emotion that sweeps you off your feet, whisks you away, and makes you believe that dumping a bunch of money directly into the AbadarCorp Holiday Consumerism Department is a responsible decision. We've got some free Valentines for the gamers in your life and around your tables - check them out!
Starfinder Facts presents... Starfinder Valentines 2020!
You step outside of your starship and into the building.
A pair of uplifted racoons greet you.
Is the promise of an island getaway too good to be true? What's really going on here?
Starfinder Facts presents... the animalian planet New Horizons!
Aw s@!+ we gettin old now.
To celebrate two years of Starfinder Facts' Twitter feed, our April blog explores one man's journey from S+*!poster to Paizo Freelancer in a Starfinder Facts Blog we're calling:
Or,
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Deadline
Q: What's worse than one undead spellcaster?
A: A dozen alternate reality variations on the same undead spellcaster, all set to kick your ass together.
Inspired by the inimitable Owen Stephens, today Starfinder Facts presents... The Lichwarper!
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For June, Starfinder Facts welcomes our second guest blog post - this one by the talented Alison Cybe! She gives us the Firebrand - a new theme for characters steeped in revolutionary rhetoric - and one of three themes as part of a new fundraiser giveaway!
"Giveaway, you say?" Yes, a giveaway! The steps are simple:
1.) Make a donation to Black Lives Matter
2.) Send us a screenshot of your donation and the best e-mail for us to send your Themes Of Revolution pdf. Screenshots can be DMed right to us on Twitter, or sent to starfinderfactsSPLATgmail.com!
Not only will you get your very own copy of the Firebrand, you will also receive two other brand new themes by the Starfinder Facts crew: The Dissenter, a canny street-level operative, and The Coordinator, an infosphere-riding manager of information!
We hope to see e-mails soon, so you can get to making your very own politically-engaged Starfinder characters post-haste!
That link is not to any actual Black Live Matter group, but to Act Blue, which means the Democrat party. So any money sent there is going directly to help the individual who wrote the laws that are being protested by Black Lives Matter. So, this is not helping fix anything. Support any cause you want to, but maybe don't support the problems.
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Also, it's the link from the Black Lives Matter website when you click their Donate button.
I appreciate the caution, concern, and suspicion - and I promise that we put in the research and work.
Also, it's the link from the Black Lives Matter website when you click their Donate button.
I appreciate the caution, concern, and suspicion - and I promise that we put in the research and work.
Except the legal information on that donation page is not for Black Live Matter Global Network, it is for ActBlue Charities. Which means that the Black Lives Matter is not a seperate organization, it is a subsiderary organization of ActBlue. ActBlue does act as a finacial service to charities (taking around 3% in fees) but the charity would still need to list their own creditials on the site for your tax information. As is, the IRS says you donated to ActBlue Charities.
ActBlue Charities is a registered charitable organization formed to democratize charitable giving. A copy of our latest financial report may be obtained by emailing info@actblue.com or calling (617) 517-7600. Alternatively, our report detailing our programs, a financial summary, and the percentage of contributions dedicated to our charitable purpose, along with a copy of our license, may be obtained from the following state agencies: FLORIDA (registration #CH46938) -- Division of Consumer Services 800-435-7352 www.800helpfla.com; GEORGIA (registration #CH012361) -- contact ActBlue Charities; MARYLAND (registration #29971) -- Secretary of State, State House, Annapolis, MD 21401; MISSISSIPPI (registration #100024326) -- Secretary of State, 888-236-6167; NEW JERSEY (registration #CH3867000) -- Attorney General, 973-504-6215, www.state.nj.us/lps/ca/charfrm.htm; NEW YORK (registration #45-25-27) -- Attorney General, Charities Bureau, 120 Broadway, New York, NY 10271; NORTH CAROLINA (registration #SL009830) -- State Soliciting Licensing Branch, 888-830-4989; PENNSYLVANIA (registration #104758) -- Department of State, 800-732-0999; VIRGINIA -- Office of Consumer Affairs, PO Box 1163, Richmond, VA 23218; WASHINGTON (registration #37969) -- Secretary of State, Charities Division, Olympia, WA 98504-0422, 800-332-4483; WISCONSIN (registration #16203-800) -- contact ActBlue Charities; WEST VIRGINIA -- Secretary of State, State Capitol, Charleston, WV 25305. Registration with and reporting to these agencies does not imply endorsement, approval, or recommendation of ActBlue Charities.
This one's for all the hoopy froods out there: today, we ask ourselves "If I was a hyper-intelligent shade of the color blue, what weapons would I put on my prism-toting robotic body?"
Starfinder Facts presents: The Hooloovoo!
A bittersweet blog today: effective today, we're shuttering the blog and scaling back Starfinder Facts. But first, Jen McTeague planted a monster idea that we just HAD to design, so one last time...
Starfinder Facts presents: The Mountain Galvo, in "So Long, And Here's A Bunch Of Fish!"
That is not dead which can eternal lie... and with enough servers, no blog ever really truly dies.
But... we decided to try something different for our return.
Starfinder Facts presents: Oh No We Back On Our Bullsh**, featuring the musical stylings of The Skittering Underground
That is not dead which can eternal lie... and with enough servers, no blog ever really truly dies.
But... we decided to try something different for our return.
Starfinder Facts presents: Oh No We Back On Our Bullsh**, featuring the musical stylings of The Skittering Underground
Hysterically, my unconventional naming conventions and Paizo's obscenity filter don't match - so you can find the blog post at https://starfinderfacts.blogspot.com/2021/05/oh-no-we-back-on-our-bullshi t.html by simply copy-pasting and removing the space I inserted into the url :)
Today, we have a sweet little guest blog by Friend Of The Facts Jake Rennels! For those of you who have not had the pleasure of meeting Jake, he is an avid Organized Play GM, with over 125 SFS tables to his name - talking easily over 500 hours of Society games! When he's not writing his own to-be-published adventures, he serves as the Society Venture Captain for the St. Louis, MO and Western Illinois areas. You can find him on the Paizo boards under the alias FreedomSnake, on twitter @jakerennels, and on facebook /jakerennels. Now, let's see what he created for us, hmm?
Starfinder Facts Presents... Celestial Credits Coffee, by Jake Rennels!
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Someones a little bitter....
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Want to reconcile your love of the new Tech Revolution mech rules with your hunger for #PaizoAccountability? Then check out our latest blog post where we will reward you for throwing in all six!
Starfinder Facts presents... Making Things Suck More For #PaizoAccountability!
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In celebration of the historic victory by the United Paizo Workers and the #UnionizePaizo movement, we are releasing our Themes Of Revolution, co-written with Alison Cybe, for free.
Solidarity, forever.
Starfinder Facts Presents... Unions Can Have A Little Themes, As A Treat
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Good to have some free co-written Union themed stuff out there for Starfinder, Starfinder Facts. ;)
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Hi friends, a little news today: We're starting a Patreon! Starfinder Facts has always been a labor of love, but we want to focus and invest more in our creative work, so as of today, you can now support us as Bearly Factual Productions!
We're starting small - little, achievable goals - but to start off, pledging will get us posting more, firing up Ye Olde Blog again, and even helping us with the process of commissioning art that doesn't look like it was made by a highly-talented toddler or lowly-talented adult!
If you've liked our content in the past, we hope you'll join us in this new phase of our evolution - we have a couple of big plans for after we spruce ourselves up, and we hope to announce them sooner rather than later.
Find our Patreon here!