Society Platyparians: A (Not) Very Serious Conspiracy


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Ok team, put on your space-aluminum foil hats, and buckle up.
I GM'd a game at CritterCon II the other weekend (which was awesome, for the record! Online conventions are the best thing to happen to this game since Starfinder backpacks!) and got a GM boon for it. Great, right? As we all know thanks to HMM's sleuthing, the Online Megaregion GM Chronicle has a choice of two race boons: Dragonkin or Planar Scion. However - HOWEVER - the header for the chronicle sheet reads as follows:

GM Boon MegaRegion Online wrote:
As a reward for your work in helping run events at conventions, you can select one of the three boons listed below. Choose one of these boons and cross the other two off the Chronicle sheet.

Right, seems pretty boilerplate, yeah? But there's only two boons visible: Dragonkin and Planar Scions. So what's the third boon choice, referenced in the intro material? Now, sure, I hear you saying the other Megaregion boons all have three boons, so this is just a simple copy/paste error. THAT'S WHAT BIG TTRPG WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE! That's right the third choice is PLATYPARIANS! Dun dun DUUUUNNNNNN!

They've been here all along! Right in front of us! Dan Tharp was right! WAKE UP SPACE SHEEPLE! We just need to find the hidden boon!
*adjusts foil hat*

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The third option is the other Planar Scion (there are two on the sheet, Aasimar and Tiefling).

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pithica42 wrote:
The third option is the other Planar Scion (there are two on the sheet, Aasimar and Tiefling).

Objective Math is so last millennium.

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pithica42 wrote:
The third option is the other Planar Scion (there are two on the sheet, Aasimar and Tiefling).

Is it that? Or is it that you can't handle the truth!

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Handling the truth is so last century.

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As a Platyparian Witchwarper of high repute, I can assure you that these are not the Platyparians you are looking for. We are a benevolent and altruistic species not given to conspiracies and treachery.

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