A Modest Proposal for a Slobberknocker....


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Okay, we know gladiator games are a thing in Starfinder. We know professional athletes are a thing. We know reality tv shows are a thing and there's a Battle Flower archetype in the Ops Manual, which according to an official Starfinder Wednesday live stream is a "celebrity fighter" archetype. In addition,there's a Gladiator theme in the Pact Worlds book.

Now...

Here me out....

Professional Wrestlers, via the full weight of logical deduction, must INDEED exist in Starfinder's canon.

Not a homebrew idea, not a crazy canon possibility, I'm saying that somewhere right now in the Starfinder Universe Gnome Heyman is telling everyone that Vesk Lesnar is going to bury the Undertaker of Eox in their upcoming casket match. Meanwhile, Ronda Half-Elven and her Hellknight Horsewomen are threatening to destroy Sasha-36 and the Lashunta Hugger. But never fear for Becky Summerborn Ryphorian is ready to deliver STRAIGHT SOLARIAN FIRE!

And for the main event? The Uplifted Bear Giant vs Dwarf-kind in a no holds barred, hardcore Gnome on a Pole death match! Special Referee

Roll Zo!'s Entrance theme!


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I'm very interested in this Battle Flower archetype.

That's basically how I rolled my character, which is a dragonkin soldier specializing in melee weapons. I gave him the gladiator theme and even wrote into his background that he's basically a live streaming member of the Triaxian Battleflowers.


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I'll pay someone in cash money or food, or really, whatever you want, if you're willing to come out to New England and GM a game where the players are all Luchadores.


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Pantshandshake wrote:
I'll pay someone in cash money or food, or really, whatever you want, if you're willing to come out to New England and GM a game where the players are all Luchadores.

LOL, well by that logic if "El Doctor de la Muerte" and his flota de cadáveres catches you in his Eoxian death grip, then you must unmask and draw up a new character.


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Claxon wrote:

I'm very interested in this Battle Flower archetype.

That's basically how I rolled my character, which is a dragonkin soldier specializing in melee weapons. I gave him the gladiator theme and even wrote into his background that he's basically a live streaming member of the Triaxian Battleflowers.

Oh god, the Battleflowers are very interesting based on what has been revealed about Character Ops so far.


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I physically couldn't approve of this more without collapsing into a black hole of approval.


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FormerFiend wrote:
I physically couldn't approve of this more without collapsing into a black hole of approval.

Well if you do collapse into a black hole, we'll stabilize it and turn it into a fatal four way Event Horizon Match! Four Men enter but only one escapes with his molecules intact!


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"Tonight on Pan-Pact-News at 11, an entire stadium in Verces has collapsed into a singularity during a botched attempt to use a black hole as a wrestling prop. Reports indicate the Spanish announcers table survived the debacle, tune in to hear his story!"

(the table is an SRO.)


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I Keep tell my kids that my next Starfinder Character is going to be Bianca Belair, with a crazy hair whip weapon.


This thread is fun and educational! I just assumed slobberknocker was an alien race so I was thinking of a very different modest proposal. Yours sounds like a blast, but I'm still hungry.

Liberty's Edge

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You gotta watch out for the Pathfinders Elbow, that'll leave a gap in yer' memory for sure.


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Themetricsystem wrote:
You gotta watch out for the Pathfinders Elbow, that'll leave a gap in yer' memory for sure.

Dwayne "the Oread" Johnson is the greatest Planar Scion Champion of all time!


So would the Undertaker be a borai & Kane be a tiefling?


And maybe John Cena's a Verthani. With their camo skin, you really can't see him.


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FormerFiend wrote:
So would the Undertaker be a borai & Kane be a tiefling?

I mean...yes. Yes they would be.


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Shinigami02 wrote:
And maybe John Cena's a Verthani. With their camo skin, you really can't see him.

John Cena's character has very high stealth rolls.

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