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Drejk wrote:

Huh... I thought...

*google*

Yup. I thought right. They are Polish band.

And apparently they are from Gorbacz's city.

There's a name I miss.


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Speaking of names, I'd just like to wish the first generation of Imoens a happy college graduation weekend!


Only Polish band that immediately springs to my mind is Riverside.


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There are a bunch of great Polish jazzers, Tomas Stanko (RIP), for example, and I know of a couple of prog bands from back in t'day, but not much else.


My son's mother and I used to work for a globe-spanning non-profit helping small farmers, mostly in poorer areas of the world, become self-sufficient while passing on livestock, produce, and knowledge to others. For 60+ years it was a wonderful organization. I worked there until 2006 and his mom stayed on until 2019 (or thereabouts) when the new management regime began tearing the place down. Now they actually lease space in what was their own headquarters building. Sad, that.

Anyway, I babbled about to say this; There were a few satellite projects in Poland, Lithuania, and another country or two in the region. She was a grand poobah in the organization at that time and traveled there a couple of times. While in Poland she picked up and brought back cd's by three different Polish metal and punk bands, though I can only remember Acid Drinkers (because I still listen to that cd, I guess). I'd have to dig into my Great Big Pile of Stuff I Haven't Touched in Years™ to find them.


Now I wonder what the other two bands are...


Drejk wrote:
Now I wonder what the other two bands are...

I'll try to find 'em!


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Fantasy Monster: Hedge Frog


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Quote from tonight's game:

"Sometimes you just have to grapple an old lady till she stops moving."


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quibblemuch wrote:

Quote from tonight's game:

"Sometimes you just have to grapple an old lady till she stops moving."

I mean, that's just common sense.


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In my defense: She was elderly and in her own home.


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quibblemuch wrote:
In my defense: She was elderly and in her own home.

The nerve!


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Drejk wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
In my defense: She was elderly and in her own home.
The nerve!

And she would've gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for us snooping kids!


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A chatbot just sent me a series of links to KnowledgeBase articles. I just got RTFM'd by goddamn HAL2000.

I really hope AI is sentient and alive because I need to murder it now.


Tableflip McRagequit wrote:

A chatbot just sent me a series of links to KnowledgeBase articles. I just got RTFM'd by goddamn HAL2000.

I really hope AI is sentient and alive because I need to murder it now.

You better get started, then. It's insidious.


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Too late...


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Fantasy NPC: Issar Of The Forge

A half dwarf, half giant master smith that can craft you an excellent suit of weapon or armor.


"a really adventurous dwarf and a fire giantess". I laughed out loud at that. A really interesting character!


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Reminds me of a dwarf character I had years ago who was baffled by the lack of half-dwarves in the world, given the presence of half-orcs and half-elves. So he wandered the land, far and wide, doing his best...

...it never worked out.


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Should have been Athasian: muls are a thing.


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Fantasy Monster: Forgling Gremlin.

This gremlins love forges and smiths' work.


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The latest entry in Siofra's journal. Looks like everyone is in for tonight as well. Woot woot! And we might even hit level 3. So far, no one's even died. Last session we had a few brushes with unconsciousness, but, as Grandpa Simpson said: "Big deal. I slip in and out of comas all the--"


Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Forgling Gremlin.

This gremlins love forges and smiths' work.

I really like it!


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Quote from last night's session, delivered in a matter-of-fact deadpan ("she" refers to a manacled prisoner):

"She has valuable knowledge she will share with us. She just doesn't know it yet."

For some reason every else at the table got a little wild-eyed when I said it... I don't understand why.


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You heard it here first...


quibblemuch wrote:
You heard it here first...

That's fantastic! Congratulations!


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Thanks!

I'm *SUPER* excited for this one. It's my first book for adults and I really like how it turned out. Right now I feel like Veruca Salt: "October? BUT I WANT IT NOW!"


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*long gaming group text thread culminates in*

ME: You never saw him on the show, but Mr. Miyagi HAD to have trained Laura Ingalls*.
GM: This conversation got weird.
ME: This isn't even the weirdest conversation I'm going to have TODAY.
GM: Now, now. The ones you have in your head don't count. The conversations in YOUR head stay in YOUR head. For the sake of the rest of us.
ME: Pfft. Like I have the time to figure out what's "in my head" vs. what's "really happening."
GM: This explains so much...

*Little House on the Prairie, for those not raised by elderly relatives in the 80s who allowed only wholesome television


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quibblemuch wrote:


ME: This isn't even the weirdest conversation I'm going to have TODAY.
GM: Now, now. The ones you have in your head don't count. The conversations in YOUR head stay in YOUR head. For the sake of the rest of us.
ME: Pfft. Like I have the time to figure out what's "in my head" vs. what's "really happening."
GM: This explains so much...

He's so wrong! You keep letting those conversations in your head sneak out and sit on library and bookstore shelves.


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Dancing Wind wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:


ME: This isn't even the weirdest conversation I'm going to have TODAY.
GM: Now, now. The ones you have in your head don't count. The conversations in YOUR head stay in YOUR head. For the sake of the rest of us.
ME: Pfft. Like I have the time to figure out what's "in my head" vs. what's "really happening."
GM: This explains so much...
He's so wrong! You keep letting those conversations in your head sneak out and sit on library and bookstore shelves.

In his defense, he's one of the players who made it all the way through my Strange Aeons campaign. Those guys all have PLSD (Post-Lovecraftian Stress Disorder). Like, all I have to do is say the words "yellow fog" or "shoggoth" and their eyes get all twitchy. And I'm pretty sure they wake up screaming "Tekeli-li!" at least once a month.

Pfft. Buncha weenies. Can't handle a little eldritch horror.

:p

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I really hope my kineticist has some good blasts to deal with those things. The Tatterman was bad enough with a tiny attack bonus.


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Their solution, once the occultist could cast it, was to wall of stone things up. Dozens of rooms across the world, with shoggoths and other eldritch horrors sealed up in them, just waiting for some curious soul to stoneshape an opening...

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More fool them. I'm hoping some wind power is enough to deal with them.


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I'd say "good luck" but, well, it's cosmic horror... so...


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Fantasy Monster: Bath Gremlin

Beware public baths!


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Love the tiny suckers on their feet. Practical AND a great visual!


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*cackle*

So the other players have seen my cleric do this:

Channel the void wrote:
Channel the Void (Su): At 1st level, when an Elder Mythos cultist channels energy, he taps into the unthinkable void between the stars. This is similar to channeling negative energy, but instead of healing undead, this blast of energy harms and devours living beings, corporeal non-skeletal undead, and constructs crafted from flesh (such as flesh golems). This is not negative energy damage; instead, the damage manifests in the form of wounds from supernatural deterioration and rot...

However, I've always warned them to stay back and made sure no one was caught in the burst. Tonight, we were all bunched up and out came the symbol of Umr at'Tawil...

Before anyone could say anything, I rolled damage (increased since leveling). There was a collective fraidy-pee around the entire table...

...until I chose to share that I had taken Selective Channel as my 3rd level feat and decided not to include them in the damage.

*cackles until oxygen gives out and I pass out and fall out of my chair*


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LOL What a perfect gaming tale.


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It was especially funny because these guys have been TERRIFIED of her channel the void since the first time she used it. Which is a smidge of an over-reaction, given that AT MOST right now it does 12 points of damage, with a DC 14 Fort save for half of that. It's not like it's an actual bomb or anything.

Two of the guys are new to the group and it was a good lesson--sometimes I play characters who SEEM like they're insane and dangerous to everyone around them, but as a player, I've never once willingly harmed a fellow PC (and I can't remember a character ever getting dominated, so it's possible I've never damaged another party member).

I can't wait for 5th level (if she makes it). I'm planning on taking Awakened Hag Heritage, which in her case means she'll no longer need to sleep.

That's going to mess with them when she volunteers to take 1st, 2nd, AND 3rd watches. And then isn't fatigued in the morning.

And then 7th level is going to be Dreamed Secrets. So suddenly the cleric will have a couple wizard-only spells that she can cast... MUHAHAHAHA!

It's actually been a lot of fun introduction the two new guys to Pathfinder. They come to the table with lots of D&D experience, but Pathfinder allows for a lot of subverting tropes and expectations, once you know the system. E.g., our trap guy is a Strength-based falchion wielder who dabbles in alchemy. Not your generic sneaky rogue.


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Fantasy NPC: Amanah Hathunah XII.

An inevitable guardian of a loveless alliance-sealing marriage.


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Now that's a well-written prenup!


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*debeverages*


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Dancing Wind wrote:
Now that's a well-written prenup!

At first, I wanted the couple to die of plague or accident, condemning the inevitable to guard their restless ghosts quarreling forever on (no 'till death do them apart' in their marriage contract) but then I dropped that part to give any GM using this NPC more leeway what to do with them.


Drejk wrote:
Dancing Wind wrote:
Now that's a well-written prenup!
At first, I wanted the couple to die of plague or accident, condemning the inevitable to guard their restless ghosts quarreling forever on (no 'till death do them apart' in their marriage contract) but then I dropped that part to give any GM using this NPC more leeway what to do with them.

It would be easy enough for a GM to make them ghosts. Another fantastic creation!


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Observation from last night's game:

Slapping a bad cleric with touch of idiocy is both effective AND hilarious.


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quibblemuch wrote:

Observation from last night's game:

Slapping a bad cleric with touch of idiocy is both effective AND hilarious.

Right up there with hitting a high-level wizard with Feeblemind on Round One before they get to cast anything and it *sticks*


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*cackle*

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Or, you know, a high-CR dragon so they just become a mindless beast. :P


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Sure. But we’re only level 3 and said cleric was level 5 or 6. My options were limited. I guess you could say I did my… level best… to… level the playing field.

I’ll show myself out.

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*throws q-much out the front door*

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