Through my sheer mastery of conjuration, I have created a chat space for fellow Gods. See how generous I am?
I invite my peers for enlightening discussion and obsequious worshippers for endless praise.
Yes DOOM demands Worship.
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I can beat a god in a fist fight do I count?
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I can beat a god in a fist fight do I count?
I try not to be too strict about it...
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Oh hey, it's the guy trying to follow in my footsteps! You'll get there, I'd like to say I'm sure of it but some other upstart broke prophecy or something.
Yes, indeed. I have nothing but the utmost respect for your process.
Although I became godly without snapping...
Well! Good to see we can all be respectful as peers! I am happy that above all we're equals!
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First person to unlock the cage gets a free puppy!
Isn't he... She... Aren't they adorable!
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I WANT THE PUPPY.
It's been recommended I not go anywhere near puppies.
My bad.
Morkus calling Orcus, come in Orcus
Morkus calling Orcus, come in Orcus
Morkus calling Orcus, he's the one I call Dr. Feeldead...
Well, I suppose I'm at LEAST equal to some of you.
I'm feeling generous today so I'd like to extend my invitation to demigods. They also matter!
As a representative of the great and Mighty Orcus, Prince of Undeath, I feel obligated to say Orcus is busy and will be for a while...
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I am the Lord of Loitering and Buffets.
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As a representative of the great and Mighty Orcus, Prince of Undeath, I feel obligated to say Orcus is busy and will be for a while...
Oh... Okay... Well we can have fun without him! Right guys?
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I am the Lord of Loitering and Buffets.
But not loitering AT buffets. Because that's my gig.
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Urge to destroy rising...
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I am the Lord of Loitering and Buffets.But not loitering AT buffets. Because that's my gig.
GET OUT MY WAY A*&!@~$! AM A DOCTOR!!!!
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Whoa. Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K Golden Corral.
Huh. This is a... Crowd...
So anyone want to overthrow Milani or something?
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Rufus?
*Tosses popcorn into hair-mouths*
I want to hear more about this puppy. On a scale of yes to yes, how good of a boy is he?
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Pogonos!
He doth bless the pup with abundant fwuffifness.
His might can be seen in both the bear's grizzled pelt, and the sheep's soft wool
He stretcheth out his hand, and lo! The upper lip is no longer unclad; the chin is covered over with a rich jungle of manly strands; the cheeks as luxuriantly appointed as those of the gorilla.
The merest bum-fluff is as dear to him as a foot-thick Victorian chest-warmer; he blunteth the razor, and giveth to all men hirsuteness in good season.
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There's one lesson I've learned, if someone asks if you're a god you say Yes.
Odd. No one bothers asking me they just accept it.
Hey uh, do Eldest count?
Y'all peeved us off a little, but I'm over it.
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If the Eldest get to come in, you have to take the Mythos gods too! It’s only ftaghn!
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Yeah, but I'm already here. o vo/ Outer Gods, represented!
Also I canonically outrank the Great Old Ones, so yeah.
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Pah. All shall bow, now or later, all shall bow.
Does
Your
"Beard" hang low, does it waggle to & fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?
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Pah. All shall bow, now or later, all shall bow.
*sigh* Okay, let's go over this again, it doesn't matter if they bow AS LONG AS THEY SIGN THE CONTRACT.
Jesus Christ, man! we're trying to procure souls, not start a f*##ing cult!
Well, see, that's your problem. Cults are great. o wo You get a bunch of people to worship you, then some heroes learn about your cult and kill them, and then you use the memetic knowledge implanted in them to turn them and spread your cult to new places...
Besides, doesn't it stop being a cult once it's widely accepted and popularized? Seems like cults are just an intermediate stage.
Of course, I have cults. Nothing interesting ever happens at the endpoints.
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Pah. All shall bow, now or later, all shall bow.
That depends? Did you mean "bow" pronounced like drow, or "bow" pronounced like drow?
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Pah. All shall bow, now or later, all shall bow.That depends? Did you mean "bow" pronounced like drow, or "bow" pronounced like drow?
Or, as it's commonly referred to in Europe, football.
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I was a god, but I got better.
I held a world in my hand, once, then the foul, stinking centaurs stole it from me. But I lurk... and plot...
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I'm not even close.
I was headed there, but I think I got distracted or something.
Meh. I could take 'em.
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Meh. I could take 'em.
You might be a good fight.
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You! ...I like you. 8D Here, have a fish. *Tosses*
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Pah. All shall bow, now or later, all shall bow.That depends? Did you mean "bow" pronounced like drow, or "bow" pronounced like drow?
Perhaps he meant a nautical bow, as in everyone will eventually go to the front of the ship? If so, I don't get the metaphorical reference.
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Perhaps he meant a nautical bow, as in everyone will eventually go to the front of the ship? If so, I don't get the metaphorical reference.
Ahhhh, his Freudian Slip is showing. Quibblemodeus knows he's not the real power in Heck; he's only a figurehead.
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Perhaps he meant a nautical bow, as in everyone will eventually go to the front of the ship? If so, I don't get the metaphorical reference.Ahhhh, his Freudian Slip is showing. Quibblemodeus knows he's not the real power in Heck; he's only a figurehead.
Und vat is zis invatuation und obsezzion mit heads?
*strokes chin vigorously*
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Silence, fools! Even Mr. T pities ye not!
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Und vat is zis invatuation und obsezzion mit heads?
*strokes chin vigorously*
"Invatuation" iz Rod Ztewart'z mozt overrated zong.
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Thanks for reviving the thread.
It's hard for me to resurrect it since Necromancy is one of my prohibited schoo--
My power is limitless.
