Abysshead Tinfoil Hat Thread

[Haath Chaar]

A Kasatha wearing baggy cargo pants and a "4 > 2" shirt leans against a bulkhead snacking on Salty Stars brand pretzel bites while listening to something violent through his earbuds...

Track 1 - Drow Metal:

To the tune of Death Metal by Onslaught:

"Cast in fire, tempered by flame
Evilness, within the blade
Mighty swords, sharpened steel
Drow metal weapons are forged to kill

Drow metal!
Drow metal!
Drow metal!
Drow metal!

Whom to target? Whom to kill?
With drow metal weapons, fire at will
Lasers flashing, a thunderous roar
Drow metal weapons burn flesh to the core

Drow metal!
Drow metal!
Drow metal!
Drow metal!

Drow metal weapons, demoniacs wield
Seek within, the cruelness and will
Unholy fire, tempered the same
Power! Demons! Within the blade

Drow metal!
Drow metal!
Drow metal!
Drow metal!

Drow... Rulers! Slavers! Of them all!
Metal... Forged to kill!

Cast in fire, tempered by flame
Evilness, within the blade
Mighty swords, sharpened steel
Drow metal weapons are forged to kill

Drow metal!
Drow metal!
Drow metal!
Drow metal!"

"'Strawberry Machine Cake'? *crunch-munch-munch* Never heard of 'em."

[Justin Norveg]

Obviously they're a bunch of chaotic good dual scimitar wielding subversives out to show the silliness of their society through music.