"Website Feedback Adventure: Fix the Website, Save the Girl" (a new adventure idea)


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I have an idea for a new adventure to fix the website:
Paizo has been invaded by evil hackers who have corrupted the website interface. This is slowing down the flow of spice & messages (and happiness) to the entire Kingdom. Also, the sun is now the wrong color. “We” (and our favorite heros) have to travel across the country to:

1. Infiltrate the Castle of Paizo which is now under lock-down by a malevolent force.

2. Bypass all the traps and tricks set by the encroached invaders. This includes the new "Labyrinthian Security System ™” (a maze).

3. Rescue any Paizo employees held captive after the initial invasion and being held hostage.

4. Fight and destroy the evil hacker’s henchman, and “gated in” otherworldly guardians. And Wondering Monsters! (I love random tables).

5. Collect the keys, and unlock the door to the Control Room. Therein, defeat the unspeakable horror which has taken up residence and is corrupting the code base.

6. And, finally FIX THE WEBSITE. (As a sub-goal: the players will need to travel into a dark cave to rescue PMG, because only he can use his technomancer-magic to ‘save the girl’.)

Epilogue: The girl, being newly rescued, uses her happiness to restore the sun to it's proper color.

Hurray for Paizo! Hurray for the restored, unrestricted flow of spice & messages to the Kingdom!

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we'll flesh out each section, below:


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Please restate the nature of your medical emergency.


Anguish wrote:
Please restate the nature of your medical emergency.

The new UX is parochial at best: the headers, the menus, the footer -- it feels like we are wearing >blinders< navigating the site.


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So... obfuscated implementation of an expression of personal dissatisfaction. Got it.


Tensor wrote:
Anguish wrote:
Please restate the nature of your medical emergency.

The new UX is parochial at best: the headers, the menus, the footer -- it feels like we are wearing >blinders< navigating the site.

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