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Here comes Azathoth! Here comes Azathoth! Right down Azathoth Lane!
Nyarlathotep and all his Shoggoths drivin' you insane!
Men are dreaming, children screaming; all their faces are white.
Gibber like mad and say your prayers, 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!
Here comes Azathoth! Here comes Azathoth! Right down Azathoth Lane!
There's his avatar, piping madly for that sanity drain!
Hear those victims gibber and die, oh unspeakable sight!
Jump in bed, cover up your head, 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!
Here comes Azathoth! Here comes Azathoth! Right down Azathoth Lane!
He doesn't care if you're rich or poor, 'cause he's completely insane!
Azathoth doesn't know you, children; we're to small for his sight.
So fill your hearts with dread and fear, 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!
Here comes Azathoth! Here comes Azathoth! Right down Azathoth Lane!
He'll come around when the pipes go out, and Apocalypse begins!
When he wakes the world will end, ceasing his dream of our light;
So chant "Iä! Hail! Blind Idiot God!" 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!
Here comes Azathoth! Here comes Azathoth! Right down Azathoth Lane!
Nyarlathotep and all his Shoggoths drivin' you insane!
Men are dreaming, children screaming; all their faces are white.
Gibber like mad and say your prayers, 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!
When he wakes the world will end, ceasing his dream of our light;
So chant "Iä! Hail! Blind Idiot God!" 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!
Yes Chant "Iä! Hail! Blind Idiot God!" 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!
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How did you get out of your vat?
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I,m s+ay!ng on the co@sTl1ne like | pr0mi$ed!
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Death to the world! Cthulhu's come
Let Earth abhor this thing.
Let every mind prepare for doom,
As anguish and woe he'll bring. (And anguish and woe he'll bring.)
As anguish and woe he'll bring. (Anguish and woe he'll bring.)
As anguish, as anguish and woe he'll bring.
Up from the sea, R'lyeh did rise
The cultists awestruck dumb.
With ancient rites so wretched and perverse, (So foul and base.)
Cthulhu's time is come. (Cthulhu's time is come.)
Cthulhu's time is come. (Cthulhu's time is come.)
Cthulhu, Cthulhu's time has come.
Death to the world! Cthulhu reigns.
The Great Old Ones destroy
With wrath and doom, so cruel and foul,
Replete with obscene joy. (Replete with obscene joy.)
Replete with obscene joy. (Replete with obscene joy.)
Replete, replete with obscene joy.
He rules the Earth with dreadful might,
And through our ghastly dreams
His twisting turning tentacles (His tentacles)
Elicit from us maddened screams. (Elicit screams)
Cthulhu's time is come. (Cthulhu's time is come.)
Cthulhu's time is come. (Cthulhu's time is come.)
Cthulhu, Cthulhu's time has come.
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Ah, truly the most wonderful time of the year!
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mmmmm...gibbering
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"The oldest emotion is fear,
The fear of the Unknown,"
So howled the Thing In The Moonlight,
Its face a tentacled cone.
"Eldritch knowledge, cosmic power,
That is what I bring."
Mankind in huddled horror lay,
To hear the Dark Pharaoh sing.
Still upon cloven hooves It walks,
Dragon-like wings unfurled,
Man's cries of greed and anguish float
O'er all this miniscule world;
Above its sad and lowly plains,
They bend in supplication,
They say "this Pharaoh's gifts shall bring
All glory to my nation."
Yet kings and commoners alike,
Ruled by hubris of Humanity,
From eldritch secrets they only reap
A vast symphony of insanity.
And far Beyond, the Messenger laughs
Madness is the price of His wares;
Don't bother praying for deliverance,
The Others do not even care.
And ye, those few who stand apart,
Whose forms are hid in the dark,
Ye aberrations with human faces,
Who possess the errant spark,
Look now! The cosmos yet waits for you
The many few who walk alone,
The Aeon of Madness clears the path
For those who don't fear the Unknown!
For lo!, the days are hastening on,
By Abdul-Alhazred foretold,
When with strange eons, death may die,
And rise up the Great and Old.
Damnation's merely a word by which
The blind condemn those who see,
And dreamers shall pass through the Gate
Unlocked by Silver Key....
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Get all your caroling and singing and devil's dancing and ankle exposing in now you dang youngster's, 'cause Groetus is coming back for another pass at us next November.
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It's that time again, boybles and gibbels!
It's beginning to look a lot like fish-men
Everywhere I go;
From the minute I got to town,
And started to look around,
I thought these ill-bred people's gillslits showed!
I'm beginning to hear a lot of fish-men
Right outside my door;
As I try to escape in fright,
To the moonlit Innsmouth night,
I can hear some more...
They speak with guttural croaks and to hear them provokes
A profound desire to flee;
Their eyes never blink and quite frankly they stink,
Like a carcass washed up from the sea!
I wish I'd paid attention to that crazy drunken man:
He tried to warn me all about old Marsh's Deep One clan...
It's beginning to look a lot like Fish-men
Everywhere I go;
They can dynamite Devil Reef,
But that'll bring no relief;
Y'ha N'thlei is deeper than they know!
I'll continue to see a lot of fish-men
That I guarantee:
For the fish-man I really fear
Is the one who's in the mirror,
And he looks like me!
He looks just like me!
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I support this!
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I support this!
NO! NO! NOOOOO!
THIS USED TO BE A SAFE PLACE!
A SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFEEEE PLAAAAACCCEEE!
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I support this!NO! NO! NOOOOO!
THIS USED TO BE A SAFE PLACE!
A SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFEEEE PLAAAAACCCEEE!
<gains fast healing when any creature within 100 feet suffers from wisdom or sanity damage or drain>
^_^
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I thought this was the place for eldritch horrors...
Hey! There are eldritch horrors, and then there's the dreaded lutefisk~! AAARRRRGGGG
Hey! There are eldritch horrors, and then there's the dreaded lutefisk~! AAARRRRGGGG
WHAT! The madness of things in this thread - the mere mention of that name made things so wonky as to change this back to my default alias! That makes me AAAANNNNNNGRRRYYYYY~!
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