paizo.com Recent Posts in Funniest Starfinder Momentspaizo.com Recent Posts in Funniest Starfinder Moments2018-03-27T23:52:44Z2018-03-27T23:52:44ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsJustin-Norveg (alias of BigNorseWolf)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#412018-04-26T21:56:13Z2018-04-26T15:37:00Z<p><b>"No, I am NOT going back to Fitch's nursery. I'm going to stay out here being shot at by gangs where it's SAFE "</b></p>"No, I am NOT going back to Fitch's nursery. I'm going to stay out here being shot at by gangs where it's SAFE "Justin-Norveg (alias of BigNorseWolf)2018-04-26T15:37:00ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsDeevorhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#402018-04-26T14:23:31Z2018-04-26T14:23:31Z<p>A ghost operative climbed on top of a old wooden flat roof riddled with holes. Once on the roof, the operative decided to punch a hole in the roof and drop a grenade on the mad monster below. With the grenade in hand he smashed his hand down, thinking the roof was rotten and would easily give way. Unfortunately that was not the case, his hand recoiled, pain shooting up his arm, his fingers letting go of the grenade in his hand. The grenade slowly rolled away from the operative, as he clutched his hand in pain. The weapon rolled slowly along the roof, inch after inch, until it found a hole of its own. The operative with his senses back lunged to retrieve it, but too late. The grenade exploded, shattering the roof into thousands of splinters and the operative blown clean off the roof, only to lie helpless prone on the ground, waiting for the blackness of unconsciousness to wash over him.... </p>
<p>Thanks to the alert mystic his life was not forfeit and he went on to adventure again.</p>A ghost operative climbed on top of a old wooden flat roof riddled with holes. Once on the roof, the operative decided to punch a hole in the roof and drop a grenade on the mad monster below. With the grenade in hand he smashed his hand down, thinking the roof was rotten and would easily give way. Unfortunately that was not the case, his hand recoiled, pain shooting up his arm, his fingers letting go of the grenade in his hand. The grenade slowly rolled away from the operative, as he clutched...Deevor2018-04-26T14:23:31ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsUrban Sniperhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#392018-04-26T10:51:08Z2018-04-26T10:51:08Z<p>My Ysoki Xenodruid mystic seems to be a source of these so far. I've been playing her as a rather stereotypical 'tree hugger' type who prefers diplomacy to fighting, even when it comes to a space goblin invasion, and has a stash of 'herbs' stored in her cheek pouches.</p>
<p>Got a good reaction from the group right at the start of the game when we were going over our roles on the ship and I announced I was the chef, with a specialty of 'steamed bulkhead fungus' that she had collected from the nooks and crannies of the old ship they were traveling on.</p>
<p>Second game, after the ship crashed on a hostile world and the world started going all glitchy (without her having gotten into her stash, mind you), found that it was all a Matrix-like simulation by some drow. Once the party had awoken, memories scrambled, she started going on about whether or not the party actually existed or if they were a new virtual life form come to the real world.</p>
<p>Think the funniest aspect of the last game, though, was the fact that she out-damaged not only the Solarian, but the mechanic AND his combat droid, all combined, due to horrendous rolls on their parts, and no less than two crits with her club against an orc's knees. Then during the boss fight against the drow woman in charge, she began babbling about 'love and peace' (to sum it up briefly) and later about the benefits of 'delicious natural bulkhead fungus', which caused no small amount of brain damage to the boss (it's how I described using the Mind Thrust spell).</p>
<p>Next game, assuming we meet more peaceful and talkative sentient beings, I'm thinking I'll be greeting them as an envoy of the 'Virtual', and am considering trying to start a cult. •shrug• Hey, it's an option.</p>My Ysoki Xenodruid mystic seems to be a source of these so far. I've been playing her as a rather stereotypical 'tree hugger' type who prefers diplomacy to fighting, even when it comes to a space goblin invasion, and has a stash of 'herbs' stored in her cheek pouches.
Got a good reaction from the group right at the start of the game when we were going over our roles on the ship and I announced I was the chef, with a specialty of 'steamed bulkhead fungus' that she had collected from the nooks...Urban Sniper2018-04-26T10:51:08ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsVampByDayhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#382018-04-28T17:21:22Z2018-04-25T19:30:41Z<p>So in our Dead Suns campaign, our Vesk Mystic is a celebrity chef called ‘The Gourmad Doctor”. His business model is to cook up everything we kill on our adventures and sell it back at his resteraunt (and import more if need be.). He also serves up a science lesson in all the stuff we killed to the customer. (You are eating Amaya-nuggets. Did you know Akatas make shells out of Starmetal?). He has been so incredibly useful that we don’t stop him.</p>
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<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>So in our Dead Suns campaign, our Vesk Mystic is a celebrity chef called ‘The Gourmad Doctor”. His business model is to cook up everything we kill on our adventures and sell it back at his resteraunt (and import more if need be.). He also serves up a science lesson in all the stuff we killed to the customer. (You are eating Amaya-nuggets. Did you know Akatas make shells out of Starmetal?). He has been so incredibly useful that we don’t stop him.
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[Spoiler...VampByDay2018-04-25T19:30:41ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsDJEternalDarknesshttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#372018-04-25T18:33:44Z2018-04-25T18:33:44Z<p>Last night the ysoki operative and vesk solarian after the other half of the party failed a will save and fell asleep:</p>
<p>Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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YES! Get the cleaning robot, I'm drawing genitalia on ALL their faces, and then the cleaning robot can just take it off!</p>Last night the ysoki operative and vesk solarian after the other half of the party failed a will save and fell asleep:
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
YES! Get the cleaning robot, I'm drawing genitalia on ALL their faces, and then the cleaning robot can just take it off!DJEternalDarkness2018-04-25T18:33:44ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsCastillianohttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#362018-04-18T17:58:03Z2018-04-18T17:58:03Z<p>Capt. Zapp has an Inspirational Boost for whoever calls for it.
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Android "Red Shirt" Operative takes damage, even h.p. Calls for aid.
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Second-in-command takes damage too. It's only stamina, but he also calls for aid. Zapp can only boost one.
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To Zapp, Red Shirt is cannon fodder even though out-of-character I know it needs the help more. As I ponder how to juggle this pull between being true to the character and helpful to my fellow player, the second-in-command pipes up, "Who would you rather heal? Your second-in-command," points at smile, "or just a sexbot."
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His persuasion backfired. Of course the sexbot gets priority.
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Conundrum solved.</p>Capt. Zapp has an Inspirational Boost for whoever calls for it.
Android "Red Shirt" Operative takes damage, even h.p. Calls for aid.
Second-in-command takes damage too. It's only stamina, but he also calls for aid. Zapp can only boost one.
To Zapp, Red Shirt is cannon fodder even though out-of-character I know it needs the help more. As I ponder how to juggle this pull between being true to the character and helpful to my fellow player, the second-in-command pipes up, "Who would you rather...Castilliano2018-04-18T17:58:03ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsSerisanhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#352018-04-11T21:30:04Z2018-04-11T19:30:10Z<p>I'm playing in Legendary Planet as a Vesk Soldier. He's convinced he's on a reality TV show and that there are microcameras everywhere, has ranks in Prof: TV Personality, and the like. I have Climbing Suckers and I tend to switch hit between a heavy weapon and unarmed strikes.</p>
<p>So I'm on the ceiling directly above the boss during one of our major encounters. I've got my reaction cannon in hand. Mathematically, the full attack is the clear winner here given my attack bonuses, but...</p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFfq3BkOBC4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><span class=messageboard-bigger>FROM THE TOP ROPE!</span></a> •detaches climbing suckers and goes for the elbow drop•</p>
<p>•Nat 20•</p>
<p>•dead boss•</p>I'm playing in Legendary Planet as a Vesk Soldier. He's convinced he's on a reality TV show and that there are microcameras everywhere, has ranks in Prof: TV Personality, and the like. I have Climbing Suckers and I tend to switch hit between a heavy weapon and unarmed strikes.
So I'm on the ceiling directly above the boss during one of our major encounters. I've got my reaction cannon in hand. Mathematically, the full attack is the clear winner here given my attack bonuses, but...
FROM THE...Serisan2018-04-11T19:30:10ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsCeeJayhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#342018-04-27T03:48:09Z2018-04-11T18:44:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">yukongil wrote:</div><blockquote>. . . which allows the rest of the group to escape with the information <b>and a couple of doggie bags.</b></blockquote><p>This right here. This is what it's all about.yukongil wrote:. . . which allows the rest of the group to escape with the information and a couple of doggie bags.
This right here. This is what it's all about.CeeJay2018-04-11T18:44:56ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsDracomicronhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#332018-04-11T18:40:34Z2018-04-11T18:40:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">yukongil wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>it should be noted that, in this game we all have "soul chips", which allow us to be cloned upon our deaths, so it was even better when the Solarian woke up and was all;</p>
<p>"YOU FREAKING ATE ME!" and then attacked the Vesk, who just held him off with one arm, while munching on some leftovers with the other. </blockquote><p>Ah, you're playing Paranoia with Starfinder rules. That's pretty funny.yukongil wrote:it should be noted that, in this game we all have "soul chips", which allow us to be cloned upon our deaths, so it was even better when the Solarian woke up and was all;
"YOU FREAKING ATE ME!" and then attacked the Vesk, who just held him off with one arm, while munching on some leftovers with the other.
Ah, you're playing Paranoia with Starfinder rules. That's pretty funny.Dracomicron2018-04-11T18:40:34ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder Momentsyukongilhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#322018-04-11T15:27:24Z2018-04-11T15:27:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ravingdork wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">yukongil wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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...the Vesk apologizes to the Solarian, whacks him over the head and cooks him...
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</blockquote>WTF man! </blockquote><p>they make the "greatest" decisions! (a lot of times I'm forced to be the party leader, so sometimes I'll make really anti-social characters to leave them to their own decisions/devices and stand back and watch the spectacle)
<p>it should be noted that, in this game we all have "soul chips", which allow us to be cloned upon our deaths, so it was even better when the Solarian woke up and was all;</p>
<p>"YOU FREAKING ATE ME!" and then attacked the Vesk, who just held him off with one arm, while munching on some leftovers with the other.</p>Ravingdork wrote:yukongil wrote:
...the Vesk apologizes to the Solarian, whacks him over the head and cooks him...
WTF man! they make the "greatest" decisions! (a lot of times I'm forced to be the party leader, so sometimes I'll make really anti-social characters to leave them to their own decisions/devices and stand back and watch the spectacle) it should be noted that, in this game we all have "soul chips", which allow us to be cloned upon our deaths, so it was even better when the...yukongil2018-04-11T15:27:24ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsRavingdorkhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#312018-04-10T23:46:58Z2018-04-10T23:46:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">yukongil wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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...the Vesk apologizes to the Solarian, whacks him over the head and cooks him...
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</blockquote><p>WTF man!yukongil wrote:...the Vesk apologizes to the Solarian, whacks him over the head and cooks him...
WTF man!Ravingdork2018-04-10T23:46:58ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder Momentsyukongilhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#302018-04-11T18:45:07Z2018-04-10T20:49:27Z<p>while trying to learn where the whereabouts of a space anomaly that some goblins had found, we had to infiltrate a Space-Goblin festival celebrating the heroic sacrifice of an ancient Space-Goblin warrior/priestess who poisoned herself before being consumed by a space dragon to save her planet (or so the story is told to young Space-Goblins in preparation for the festival). Anywho, the festival revolves around the ritual consumption of the hottest and deadliest pepper known in the galaxy; The Dragon Ripper. For a month straight, Space-Goblins make a pilgrimage in their Star Warrens to the planet to feast on peppers, proving they have what it takes to survive the gastrointestinal ravages of the pepper, play pepper-eating themed games, and basically have the volcano poops for days on end, which is often times so bad its fatal and acts as a form of population control.</p>
<p>So we arrive on planet; an Ysoki Operative (detective), Goblin Mystic, Vesk Soldier, and a Solarian and infiltrate the festivities. I as the Ysoki, disguise myself and keep to the shadows, while the Goblin Mystic uses the clothes of a Goblin Leader we had dealt with much earlier to gain entrance with his royal chef, the Vesk and the meal of honor to be prepared later, the Solarian.</p>
<p>What follows is a number of games meant to test ones ability to not die when eating peppers that can melt through battleship armor, and survive the tummy torching craps that flow afterwards. During that time, the Operative makes a bet with the navigator of the Space-Goblin ship we're here to find that if he should win the Tournament of Champions (five of the worst pepper eating games imaginable), he'd give us the information we were looking for.</p>
<p>So we end up winning the tournament, and while the Operative is off getting the info from the navigator, the crowd decides its time for the feast and takes the Solarian off to consume. Being put on the spot is not the best situation for some of our players and the Goblin and Vesk kind of panic, but manage to get the Solarian back, but only so that they can prepare him. They stall for a bit, before the crowd begins to get angry, so with no other options out, the Vesk apologizes to the Solarian, whacks him over the head and cooks him, and by all accounts serves a rather tasty meal to those gathered, which allows the rest of the group to escape with the information and a couple of doggie bags.</p>while trying to learn where the whereabouts of a space anomaly that some goblins had found, we had to infiltrate a Space-Goblin festival celebrating the heroic sacrifice of an ancient Space-Goblin warrior/priestess who poisoned herself before being consumed by a space dragon to save her planet (or so the story is told to young Space-Goblins in preparation for the festival). Anywho, the festival revolves around the ritual consumption of the hottest and deadliest pepper known in the galaxy; The...yukongil2018-04-10T20:49:27ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder Moments"Handsome" Twik (alias of Kitsune Kune)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#292018-04-11T14:52:35Z2018-04-10T12:01:30Z<p>So, I have a new moment of hilarity to add to this discussion. Last week I was playing in a SFS scenario. During said scenario, we come across "goblin remains" that we had to extricate from a machine. Once extricated, the ysoki mechanic turns to the Gm and says "So... precisely how much Bulk ARE 'goblin remains'?... Inquiring cheek-pouches want to know..."</p>So, I have a new moment of hilarity to add to this discussion. Last week I was playing in a SFS scenario. During said scenario, we come across "goblin remains" that we had to extricate from a machine. Once extricated, the ysoki mechanic turns to the Gm and says "So... precisely how much Bulk ARE 'goblin remains'?... Inquiring cheek-pouches want to know...""Handsome" Twik (alias of Kitsune Kune)2018-04-10T12:01:30ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsVampByDayhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#282018-04-11T14:52:16Z2018-04-05T21:26:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Castilliano wrote:</div><blockquote><p> . . . I was able to bust out a new PC, Jessica Robot. (Given that I'm running a Dragon's Demand featuring the Scooby gang, one could safely say cartoons have lately informed my gaming.)</p>
<p>Jessica's first adventure. Right after introducing herself, "I'm not bad, I was built this way.", the next two PCs happened to have Profession (Private Eye), to which Jessica said flatly, "I like private d!•ks." PI One, after noting she's unarmed, responded, "Your main weapon's a booby trap, isn't it?" (Note to self: Find said item.)</p>
<p>Later there was a stilted connection with PI One (mainly as defense for the player who kept losing it with all the puns & innuendo).
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Jessica: "I get it. You just hate us droids because when you first founded your PI firm, a droid did your brother in. That's why you'll never return to Droidtown."
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PI Two picked up the slack, "Yeah. Didn't he have a red eyes and a really high, squeaky voice." (Proceeds to imitate WFRR's villain.)
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PI One loses it again.</p>
<p>Later, group comes across a pool of lubricant. None of the tech-minded folk can ID it. Jessica steps up, makes the DC, "I know lubricant."
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PIs & company plot to immerse Jessica in lubricant. She saunters in quite willingly. Plan alters and PI Two, at the behest of PI One, casually grabs Jessica's head and dunks her. This, of course, just gives her the opportunity to splash out like in a shampoo commercial.</p>
<p>PI Two's player thought it funny that one of the other PCs (and a Mechanic at that!) was too timid to enter the pool so had to be carried like a princess by PI Two. Jessica soon slathered lubricant all over said Mechanic.</p>
<p>Speaking of which, the lubricant later was causing our (up 'til now) esteemed Vesk warrior to slip and spin all around. So as to alleviate his embarrassment, Jessica body slid across the floor to join him. "Whee!". </blockquote><p>I, I have no words. Bless you sir, bless you. I hope to play with Jessica Robot some day.
<p>I do have one. Someone was running pregen Keskodai in an SFS scenario. He decided to get really into it and was constantly ‘talking’ to his larvae. Things got hilarious when the GM started to play his kid. His kid going through his emo phase</p>
<p>K: See son? We’re at a big social event. Lots of people to meet and friends to make.
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GM (as son): whatever, these sheeple don’t know about the Real Word!
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K: Now behave! We have to be nice and . . . Is that a black wig in the jar? How’d you even get that in there?
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(Keskodai opens the jar, grabs the wig, and throws it away. Son materializes a new one)
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K: what? You’re a level two technomancer with the manufacture hack? How?!
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GM: You don’t know me!</p>Castilliano wrote:. . . I was able to bust out a new PC, Jessica Robot. (Given that I'm running a Dragon's Demand featuring the Scooby gang, one could safely say cartoons have lately informed my gaming.)
Jessica's first adventure. Right after introducing herself, "I'm not bad, I was built this way.", the next two PCs happened to have Profession (Private Eye), to which Jessica said flatly, "I like private d!*ks." PI One, after noting she's unarmed, responded, "Your main weapon's a booby trap,...VampByDay2018-04-05T21:26:45ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsCastillianohttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#272018-04-05T19:48:51Z2018-04-05T19:48:51Z<p>Captain Zap made some sad realizations last game:
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1. Starfinder Society does have rules, and even captains need to follow them. Well...other captains.
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2. Space Pirate Wenches do exist in the Diaspora, but the holovids made them out to be much more frisky than they turned out to be. One of my know-stuff people said it had something to do with the vacuum disturbing my love vibe. Damn vacuum!
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3. Sometimes when you're the only person who can read the "Space Pirate Wench" language, your underlings actually want you to read it. And a whole book of it too! Don't they know that's what the know-stuff people are for?</p>Captain Zap made some sad realizations last game:
1. Starfinder Society does have rules, and even captains need to follow them. Well...other captains.
2. Space Pirate Wenches do exist in the Diaspora, but the holovids made them out to be much more frisky than they turned out to be. One of my know-stuff people said it had something to do with the vacuum disturbing my love vibe. Damn vacuum!
3. Sometimes when you're the only person who can read the "Space Pirate Wench" language, your underlings...Castilliano2018-04-05T19:48:51ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsMasked Participant (alias of Ravingdork)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#262018-03-29T14:46:33Z2018-03-29T14:46:33Z<p>Funniest moment for our table was when Pact Worlds released with a new race of sentient phalluses that roll around on their balls. No one can keep a straight face when talking about the bantrids long enough to figure out how they wear armor or interact with their environment. It just devolves into jokes about raincoat and hard hat protection euphemisms and the like.</p>Funniest moment for our table was when Pact Worlds released with a new race of sentient phalluses that roll around on their balls. No one can keep a straight face when talking about the bantrids long enough to figure out how they wear armor or interact with their environment. It just devolves into jokes about raincoat and hard hat protection euphemisms and the like.Masked Participant (alias of Ravingdork)2018-03-29T14:46:33ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder Moments"Handsome" Twik (alias of Kitsune Kune)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#252018-03-29T13:26:02Z2018-03-29T13:26:02Z<p>Funniest moment so far (outside of jokes I have prepped for when the occasion calls for it.) Was when playing a certain SFS Scenario. </p>
<p>In the scenario, everyone had to eat absolutely terrible food, or if they couldn't, try and hide themselves dumping it in some way. </p>
<p>The only character that failed the roll to be able to eat said food, decided to "hide" the food by pouring it into the Vesk Soldier's bowl (sitting next to them) while the lights were temporarily out... They failed the roll. So when the lights can back on, everyone was quiet as we just sat there and stared at the technomancer mid-pour.</p>Funniest moment so far (outside of jokes I have prepped for when the occasion calls for it.) Was when playing a certain SFS Scenario.
In the scenario, everyone had to eat absolutely terrible food, or if they couldn't, try and hide themselves dumping it in some way.
The only character that failed the roll to be able to eat said food, decided to "hide" the food by pouring it into the Vesk Soldier's bowl (sitting next to them) while the lights were temporarily out... They failed the roll. So..."Handsome" Twik (alias of Kitsune Kune)2018-03-29T13:26:02ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsEgil, priest of Triune (alias of The Sideromancer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#242018-03-29T12:42:17Z2018-03-29T12:42:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Castilliano wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Arutema wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Our ship is not doing well in a fight against a corpse fleet ship, prompting the science officer to point out:</p>
<p>"half the crew is also star shaman mystics. We can walk home..." </blockquote><p>"How much is a personal drift engine?"
<p>And note that Drift Tech works better with smaller ships... </blockquote><p>So that's why most of the clergy aren't Technomancers like I am!Castilliano wrote:Arutema wrote:Our ship is not doing well in a fight against a corpse fleet ship, prompting the science officer to point out:
"half the crew is also star shaman mystics. We can walk home..."
"How much is a personal drift engine?" And note that Drift Tech works better with smaller ships... So that's why most of the clergy aren't Technomancers like I am!Egil, priest of Triune (alias of The Sideromancer)2018-03-29T12:42:17ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsCastillianohttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#232018-03-28T22:06:28Z2018-03-28T22:06:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Arutema wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Our ship is not doing well in a fight against a corpse fleet ship, prompting the science officer to point out:</p>
<p>"half the crew is also star shaman mystics. We can walk home..." </blockquote><p>"How much is a personal drift engine?"
<p>And note that Drift Tech works better with smaller ships...</p>Arutema wrote:Our ship is not doing well in a fight against a corpse fleet ship, prompting the science officer to point out:
"half the crew is also star shaman mystics. We can walk home..."
"How much is a personal drift engine?" And note that Drift Tech works better with smaller ships...Castilliano2018-03-28T22:06:28ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsArutemahttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#222018-03-28T17:01:27Z2018-03-28T17:01:27Z<p>Our ship is not doing well in a fight against a corpse fleet ship, prompting the science officer to point out:</p>
<p>"half the crew is also star shaman mystics. We can walk home..."</p>Our ship is not doing well in a fight against a corpse fleet ship, prompting the science officer to point out:
"half the crew is also star shaman mystics. We can walk home..."Arutema2018-03-28T17:01:27ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsGreydochhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#212018-03-28T13:19:32Z2018-03-28T13:19:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Greydoch wrote:</div><blockquote><p> In An Early session one of my players tried to State some information as true that I had basically already described as being impossible. I decided to give him a chance and made him roll a straight intelligence check. If he had rolled sufficiently high enough then I would have said screw it and let the information be true. He did not roll high enough.
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I then proceeded to make him roll a bluff check, the look on his face as it dawned on him what I was doing was priceless, everyone then had to roll sense motive checks to see whether they fell for it or not, only two succeeded. </blockquote><p>-BetaGreydoch wrote:In An Early session one of my players tried to State some information as true that I had basically already described as being impossible. I decided to give him a chance and made him roll a straight intelligence check. If he had rolled sufficiently high enough then I would have said screw it and let the information be true. He did not roll high enough.
I then proceeded to make him roll a bluff check, the look on his face as it dawned on him what I was doing was priceless,...Greydoch2018-03-28T13:19:32ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsGreydochhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#202018-03-28T07:26:42Z2018-03-28T07:26:42Z<p>In An Early session one of my players tried to State some information as true that I had basically already described as being impossible. I decided to give him a chance and made him roll a straight intelligence check. If he had rolled sufficiently high enough then I would have said screw it and let the information be true. He did not roll high enough.
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I then proceeded to make him roll a bluff check, the look on his face as it dawned on him what I was doing was priceless, everyone then had to roll sense motive checks to see whether they fell for it or not, only two succeeded.</p>In An Early session one of my players tried to State some information as true that I had basically already described as being impossible. I decided to give him a chance and made him roll a straight intelligence check. If he had rolled sufficiently high enough then I would have said screw it and let the information be true. He did not roll high enough.
I then proceeded to make him roll a bluff check, the look on his face as it dawned on him what I was doing was priceless, everyone then had to...Greydoch2018-03-28T07:26:42ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsEltonJhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#192018-03-28T01:12:55Z2018-03-28T01:12:55Z<p>Nothing funny has happened yet. Until 3 space kobolds jumped in and started to shoot at random things.</p>Nothing funny has happened yet. Until 3 space kobolds jumped in and started to shoot at random things.EltonJ2018-03-28T01:12:55ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsAzalahhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#182018-03-28T00:28:41Z2018-03-28T00:28:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Castilliano wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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Brannigan's Shenanigans.
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My Envoy Icon is built to be Zapp Brannigan, always keen to rescue the ladies & move up the chain of command, with no cost in other people's lives too high. </blockquote><p>DawnforgedCast, is that you?! O:Castilliano wrote:Brannigan's Shenanigans.
My Envoy Icon is built to be Zapp Brannigan, always keen to rescue the ladies & move up the chain of command, with no cost in other people's lives too high.
DawnforgedCast, is that you?! O:Azalah2018-03-28T00:28:41ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Funniest Starfinder MomentsDJEternalDarknesshttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqnh?Funniest-Starfinder-Moments#172018-04-05T20:31:47Z2018-03-27T22:33:05Z<p>Our Ysoki operative found a Null-Space chamber Mk1 and decided it fit in his mouth pouch. Now he's constantly shoving long things into and out of his mouth.</p>Our Ysoki operative found a Null-Space chamber Mk1 and decided it fit in his mouth pouch. Now he's constantly shoving long things into and out of his mouth.DJEternalDarkness2018-03-27T22:33:05Z