Mikemad |
So I was playing a battle cleric in a level 4 campaign with a few friends of mine. We were about to raid a hobgoblin camp and we had a bit of time beforehand so I decided to pre-buff myself into a mockery of clericzilla (basically dumped my whole spellbook) just to see how ridiculous it would get. Turn 1 of combat I charge straight into one of the hobgoblins....
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...and roll a natural 1, threaten critical on myself, confirm critical on myself, deal 64 damage to myself, die instantly (LOL).
Serves me right I guess.