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First of all Thegreenlanterngamer came up with a similar idea awhile ago but, truth be told, he had the format wrong and i get uncomfortable when people do things for me, so my reaction was more viscerally angry then it should've been, for that i'm sorry.

I cannot guarantee how long i will keep at it (kids and what not), i certainly have enough aliases:-D

I will promise that at least one question a page will be answered truthfully and whenever possible i will keep in character (obviously some of them were just one off jokes (DM Chucky 68 i'm looking at you)


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(To any alias:) Why are belches such a quintessential part of being human?


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
(To any alias:) Why are belches such a quintessential part of being human?

STEVE HOLT!!!!!


So what is that one thing that we are not ever to ask about? I feel left out that I don't know what it is?

Why do you get uncomfortable when people do things for you?


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Which of all you aliases are The Favorite?


I would like to ask Captain Yesterday's Summer Dreams what is presently blowing though the jasmine in his mind.


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Which alias is Tammy the Lich jealous of, and what has she done to it as a result?


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captain yesterday wrote:
First of all Thegreenlanterngamer came up with a similar idea awhile ago but, truth be told, he had the format wrong and i get uncomfortable when people do things for me, so my reaction was more viscerally angry then it should've been, for that i'm sorry.

ABSOLUTION IS GRANTED. NEVER SAY I AM A CRUEL LEADER. I AM, BUT NEVER SAY IT. YOUR PENANCE IS TO DRINK A GALLON OF LIPTON. UNSWEETENED. WOW. I'M A CRUEL LEADER. OK, HALF A GALLON. YAY AND VERILY.


John Kretzer wrote:

So what is that one thing that we are not ever to ask about? I feel left out that I don't know what it is?

Why do you get uncomfortable when people do things for you?

As soon as I figure it out, I'll let you know, or not.

(Spoilers for length and dramatic effect)
The second question is a bit more complicated, I guess it started when I was a child and

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Explosive Runes!!!

And then as a pre-teen, I learned an incredibly difficult lesson

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Ninja Ghoul Sneak Attack!!

Alas, none of that prepared me for what would happen at adulthood and

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It's hard to say, I'm sure growing up the middle child in a large very poor family had something to do with it.


Rathendar wrote:
Which of all you aliases are The Favorite?

S%+$ happens in the Capital Wastes, dark scary things, things that sometimes force you to drink from a porcelain bowl just to survive...

I'm especially proud because I beat the game twice without once using a strategy guide, just figuring it out myself, it's the only way to play for me now.


Limeylongears wrote:
I would like to ask Captain Yesterday's Summer Dreams what is presently blowing though the jasmine in his mind.

Let's see, still 50+ degree days as far as the eye can see!

So... mint.


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Cap'n Yesterday's Summer Dreams wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
I would like to ask Captain Yesterday's Summer Dreams what is presently blowing though the jasmine in his mind.

Let's see, still 50+ degree days as far as the eye can see!

So... mint.

No mint for you!!!


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thegreenteagamer wrote:
Which alias is Tammy the Lich jealous of, and what has she done to it as a result?

TheRedbullJackandCokegamer, he keeps stealing my sheet cakes and f@$#ing them.

This will not stand!


Does Captain Yesterday, Boob Brained have a brother, Captain Yesterday, Butt Brained? If so, where is he?


Limeylongears wrote:
Does Captain Yesterday, Boob Brained have a brother, Captain Yesterday, Butt Brained? If so, where is he?

That would be just regular Captain Yesterday I suspect, it certainly explains why my brothers kept telling me to get my head out of my ass as a kid, might also explain why I went as a Horse's ass for Halloween when I was a teenager.

Silver Crusade

Dear...Oh crap that's alot of alias', What do ya want from life?


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Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
Dear...Oh crap that's alot of alias', What do ya want from life?

A map would be nice.


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At some point I might ask (very, very nicely) Paizo to verify if I have the most aliases and if I'm the first to break 200.

But probably not, I'd rather not pester them too much with my inanity. :-)


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You should do it. It's better than the endless rules questions on the AMA threads. Seriously, ask your GM people, or if you're a GM, make a f***ing call, take a stand, already!


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thegreenteagamer wrote:
You should do it. It's better than the endless rules questions on the AMA threads. Seriously, ask your GM people, or if you're a GM, make a f***ing call, take a stand, already!

“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen.”


But how else will people know if they can take an inverse 5 foot step while intimidating a bugbear in complete darkness!

what will future generations do!!

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thegreenteagamer wrote:
You should do it. It's better than the endless rules questions on the AMA threads. Seriously, ask your GM people, or if you're a GM, make a f***ing call, take a stand, already!

Even I can't argue with that


CPT. ARGUEMENTAL wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
You should do it. It's better than the endless rules questions on the AMA threads. Seriously, ask your GM people, or if you're a GM, make a f***ing call, take a stand, already!

Even I can't argue with that

Remember kids! If you read a dictionary you can recycle your same tired argument over and over again.


Toxic Yesterday, Earth Avenger wrote:
CPT. ARGUEMENTAL wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
You should do it. It's better than the endless rules questions on the AMA threads. Seriously, ask your GM people, or if you're a GM, make a f***ing call, take a stand, already!

Even I can't argue with that

Remember kids! If you read a dictionary you can recycle your same tired argument over and over again.

Oh, are we up for a scrap, old bean?


Bickering Partisans wrote:
Toxic Yesterday, Earth Avenger wrote:
CPT. ARGUEMENTAL wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
You should do it. It's better than the endless rules questions on the AMA threads. Seriously, ask your GM people, or if you're a GM, make a f***ing call, take a stand, already!

Even I can't argue with that

Remember kids! If you read a dictionary you can recycle your same tired argument over and over again.
Oh, are we up for a scrap, old bean?

Are.. are you a witch?


Jebediah, Puritan Jerk wrote:
Bickering Partisans wrote:
Toxic Yesterday, Earth Avenger wrote:
CPT. ARGUEMENTAL wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
You should do it. It's better than the endless rules questions on the AMA threads. Seriously, ask your GM people, or if you're a GM, make a f***ing call, take a stand, already!

Even I can't argue with that

Remember kids! If you read a dictionary you can recycle your same tired argument over and over again.
Oh, are we up for a scrap, old bean?
Are.. are you a witch?

They're not, but I am!


That is Most excellent!


I thought Ted was the Esquire.

Or am I mistaking that because Esquire means lawyer, and there was The Devil's Advocate, which was a terrible movie that Keanu Reeves ALSO starred in.


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No pretty sure it was Bill S. Preston, Esq. And Ted Theodore Logan.


thegreenteagamer wrote:


...and there was The Devil's Advocate, which was a terrible movie that Keanu Reeves ALSO starred in.

It really was just awful.

Look, I know I exist purely to argue contrary points, but I have a chaotic obligation to stand against the predisposition that devils are better at arguing, and the whole Devil's Advocate phrase.

Also, seriously, that movie was shyte.


To An
Why is an An better than an A?

To CH's Bad side of town voice's page:
There's something I'm missing. Who's CH?


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Didn't it also have Charlize Theron naked for like 30 glorious seconds, otherwise yes complete crap.

And for what it's worth, I still haven't seen The Matrix and I found Speed to be predictable and dull even then.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures however is a national treasure and should be watched by all.


Maneuvermoose wrote:

To An

Why is an An better than an A?

To CH's Bad side of town voice's page:
There's something I'm missing. Who's CH?

An is my daughter's Android for Iron Gods, she is currently saving up money for a chainsaw, as you can imagine I'm quite proud, CH is for Celestial Healer, a pretty cool guy whom I hear is an excellent singer, I'm still waiting for the right opportunity to use that one :-)


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Who? When? Where? How? Why? What?


Sharoth wrote:
Who? When? Where? How? Why? What?

I've been asking those very same questions for years....who do you work for and how long have you been watching me!!!


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Nothing to fear citizen


I used to be a spy but then I was burned. And when you're burned you've got nothing! No job, no history, just whatever they leave you with. But at least I got a cliche nosy but wise mother, an even more cliche brother, the requisite hot girlfriend with a convenient fetish for explosives and Bruce f$&&ing Campbell, properly supplied with quips and unlimited margaritas.


So how long does it usually take you to scroll through the [Post As] thingie to find the particular one that you want post as?


How do you delete a aliases?

Which of your aliases is the best?

Which of your aliases is the worst?

How many aliases is too many?

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Not as long as you might think, I have pretty good hand eye coordination, and after years of leveling for patios and walls I'm pretty good at spotting the one I want as I barrel down the list :-)

Finding the right Cap'n Yesterday isn't getting any easier tho. )-D

Edit: D'oh! Forgot to reply, was Ninja'd again!


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Captain Yesterday Smurf wrote:
Maneuvermoose wrote:

To An

Why is an An better than an A?

To CH's Bad side of town voice's page:
There's something I'm missing. Who's CH?

An is my daughter's Android for Iron Gods, she is currently saving up money for a chainsaw, as you can imagine I'm quite proud, CH is for Celestial Healer, a pretty cool guy whom I hear is an excellent singer, I'm still waiting for the right opportunity to use that one :-)

Dang, I was trying to trick you into posting with the aliases that had 0 posts. Looks like a FAILURE for me:D

On a completely unrelated note (bluff check: totally unrelated!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13)
, here are two more questions for thine aliases.
Edgar Frog:, how do you carry stakes without opposable thumbs?

Jokey Smurf:
Explain in exactly 11 words why you are more awesome than Captain Yesterday Smurf:)


John Kretzer wrote:

How do you delete a aliases?

Which of your aliases is the best?

Which of your aliases is the worst?

How many aliases is too many?

Chris Lambertz deletes my aliases (and she does a bang up job at it! Even sends me an email explaining why) I certainly don't blame her, nor do I hold a grudge. I've actually only had one or two deleted.

My least favorite is Captain Yesterday, Captain, Esq. Not sure why that one is there, I suspect Hard Root Beer was involved with that one.

I should probably give you my top 5 aliases

5. Reginald Peabody IV, Esq.
4. TheRedbullJackandCokegamer
3. Pharasma, Lady of Graves
2. Abby Thrune, Despot (which was inspired by a post by Mikaze:-D)
1. Tammy the Lich.

As for how many I'll tell you when I've had enough! I can quit any time I want!!


Quote:
I'll tell you when I've had enough! I can quit any time I want!

Good luck with that

Shadow Lodge

Why'd the two get deleted, if you're allowed/willing to say?

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Orthos wrote:
Why'd the two get deleted, if you're allowed/willing to say?

One was called Chicken f*$*er and i got a little too graphic i think in one of my posts:-)

I think that was the only one.


Leave it to ManeuverMoose to come up with questions for my least thought out aliases- two at a time even!- I'll get to you, just gotta get through work first.


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Any of them? Whatever I want?


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Sure, go nuts. :-)


captain yesterday wrote:
Sure, go nuts. :-)

To late!

D'ohohohohohoho~! Heeheeheehee-!

Heheh... heh...?


30 of 1,000 Aliases wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

How do you delete a aliases?

Which of your aliases is the best?

Which of your aliases is the worst?

How many aliases is too many?

Chris Lambertz deletes my aliases (and she does a bang up job at it! Even sends me an email explaining why) I certainly don't blame her, nor do I hold a grudge. I've actually only had one or two deleted.

My least favorite is Captain Yesterday, Captain, Esq. Not sure why that one is there, I suspect Hard Root Beer was involved with that one.

I should probably give you my top 5 aliases

5. Reginald Peabody IV, Esq.
4. TheRedbullJackandCokegamer
3. Pharasma, Lady of Graves
2. Abby Thrune, Despot (which was inspired by a post by Mikaze:-D)
1. Tammy the Lich.

As for how many I'll tell you when I've had enough! I can quit any time I want!!

Wow. Your favorite alias that isn't a Paizo created character, aside from Tammy the Lich was totally inspired by me.

And is easily my favorite. The sheet cake references don't and never will get old.

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