No One took offense and successfully filed a lawsuit against the paladin for copyright issues. Thus the paladin fell.
The paladin wields the banhammer.
The Paladin stared into the Abyss that was internet comments, and then the Abyss stared back. It was all downhill from there.
The Paladin lied to protect innocents from a horrible fate.
The lies damned a bigger group of innocents.
The paladin tried to catch them all.
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The paladin butchered and devoured members of his own church.
The paladin ate at St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast.
The syrup contained sodium benzoate.
...that's bad.
The paladin trained her loyal retainer to fight.
The paladin fell because it was a maul.
The paladin can't touch this.
His god wasn't quite sure what a "mammy" was, but decided he'd better take away his powers, just in case.
The female paladin entered a bikini contest, and donated the prize money she earned to charity.
One of the judges was a Succubus. Didn't even disguise herself or anything.
The Paladin wore sunglasses indoors at night.
Reasonably-sized hill is not giant mountain. If you're going to yodel, you follow the rules!
The paladin killed an evil tyrant by using poison.
Challenging the evil tyrant to a drinking contest, causing them to die of alcohol poisoning while subtly using Lay on Hands to remove the poisoned condition on himself was cunning, but still involved considerable duplicity.
The paladin seduced the evil overlord, lured him to the bedchambers, and then crushed him with her legs while smothering him with a pillow.
The overlord was allergic to the down in the pillow, making his death needlessly cruel.
The paladin knocked out an innkeeper who was mistreating his maids and scullions.
The help took over the inn and the class war quickly spread.
The paladin conducted a ritual to bring back Aroden.
And he didn't ask the horse for permission.
The paladin hugged a stranger.
The Paladin was wearing spiked armor at the time.
The Paladin challenged an evil champion to a 1-on-1 duel.
But fell because she did not remove her plate boots when entering the inn, thereby dirtying the floor there.
The paladin started an orphanage for hungry war children.
Said hungry war children were all vampires.
The Paladin sacrificed his dearest friend to a demon god for power.
When sacrificing dear friends, you're supposed to stab above the heart and draw down in one smooth motion, not stab multiple times like you're tenderizing meat! Know your sacrificial norms!
The paladin baked cookies for children.
The children eventually died from malnutrition because the paladin kept feeding them nothing but cookies.
After gaining a huge lead in the big race, the Paladin stopped to cheat.
He forgot to wash his hands afterwards.
The paladin posed for an artistic nude portrait.
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Soon, the holy order was filling the hole in Bleached Otuygh's stomach.
The paladin posted to a political thread.
The Paladin posted [political statement I vehemently disagree with] instead of [political statement of which I approve], that a-hole!
The Paladin named his mount Sir Cuddlesworth IV.
Thus setting off massive inflation as common goods skyrocketed to absurd prices, collapsing the economy and causing untold hardship as riots broke out.
The paladin killed a kobold baby.
Kobold Baby was the name of a punk band that just wanted to show the world its music.
The Paladin blinked.
Everyone knows you can't have tea and crumpets without the spam.
The paladin ordered take out.
The paladin's deity misheard that the paladin ordered a take out.
The paladin took levels in monk.
Taking levels in another class meant he was neglecting his duties as a Paladin and intentionally limited his capacity to fight Evil.
The Paladin took a ride in his airship.
If paladins were meant to fly, their deity would have given them wings!
The paladin detected evil at the presidential debate.
While indeed detecting evil from the opposition, the act was rude enough to go viral and the opinions of the paladin dropped significantly. The paladin was no longer considered an upstanding member of society.
The paladin is working on a cure for vampirism.
I don't really need to add anything. That's grounds for falling all by itself.
The Paladin starred in several commercials for a product made by a controversial company.
He didn't have his SAG card, and Lawful gods hate scabs.
The Paladin stood vigil over her dead friend all night.
Stalking a vampire is a big no.
The paladin tortured a peasant for kicking a cat.
The paladin fell for animal abuse.
The paladin did not participate in the war against spammers.
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The paladin associated with Evil by failing to Smite the shoggoth who was hanging out up there with him.
The Paladin brought peace to the Middle East.