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So.
Based on a recent post in which I recognized that I had all but one of the achievements in the 101 Achievement for Playing an RPG thread, I figured I should compile the things I've accomplished from that thread... and open up a place where others could, too.
The most recent post, as of this writing, so updates thereafter might see future posts from me!
Some are spoiler'd for space:
Mission Impossible: Get through an entire, multiple hour session without anyone making a Monty Python reference.
Huzzah!
Scams:"The rich and powerful take what they want." Lose something to someone who abused their position/wealth... "We steal it back for you." ... and get it back."Can't cheat an honest man." Turn someone's own greed and desires against them.
"Well I had to indulge in a bit of Mickey-Waffle" Stall someone by talking a lot without actually saying much.
"How much you wanna bet I can't bite my own eye?" Use a glass eye to your advantage (not necessarily your own glass eye).
"The con is on." Bring someone down without having to fight (and make a nice pile of cash in the process).
Took me a while, but I've come up with all of those.
"It's a very distinctive X." Roll a natural 20 when identifying something (a spell, a creature, an NPC's job, etc).
Yes.
Social Guffaws and General Forgetfulness:Open Mouth, Insert Foot: Fail a Diplomacy check at a crucial, campaign-changing moment.Open Foot, Insert Mouth: Receive an impromptu amputation from something with sharp, pointy teeth.
Must You?: Play a bard and successfully seduce your way to bed with at least three different NPCs.
I Thought You Had It?: Misplace an artifact or other item that you were sent to retrieve.
Did We Forget Something?: Leave a plot-crucial NPC for dead.
<snip>
That Guy: Arrive to a session with a cheesed-out character.
Anybody Want a Peanut?: Roll a natural 20 on a Perform (oratory) check.
But It's What My Character Would Do!: Avoid having your alignment becoming changed with a well-thought-out argument.
<snip>
"Must You?" is a little questionable, because I've not actually done that as a bard...
Leadership Three:A Lot Of Friends: take the leadership feat (or any similar feat from the Cohorts & Companions book) and only have noncombatant followers and cohorts.Mage's Guildmaster: take the leadership feat (or any similar feat from the Cohorts & Companions book) and only have Spellcasting followers and cohorts.
War Leader: take the leadership feat (or any similar feat from the Cohorts & Companions book) and only have followers and cohorts with a base attack bonus equal to their level or proficiency in all martial weapons.
YUP.
A good deal: Succeed at 8 profession checks
Yay, me!
Give the GM a week-long migraine by abusing the time-travel device they thoughtlessly gave you.
Avoided this as a GM several times now. (On the other hand, I've had this with a comparatively mundane portal device several times now...)
Not How You Use It: Fail 5 use magic device or disable device checks pertaining to a single object
Sigh. That was an embarrassing period.
No One Expects The...: Kill an enemy with an improvised weapon
Especially not if they're undead!
I SHIP IT!!!: Marry an NPC after completing the adventure
Done.
There can be only one: Be the only being to survive a dungeon. Not just of the party, but everything else in the dungeon must die or be destroyed also.
Yes. Fortunately, I went in alone...
Andoren idol- succeed at a perform check to try and change a creature's mood
Hooray!
"That is Not Dead Which Can Eternal Lie..." (communicate with a dead god)
"...And With Strange Eons, Even Death May Die" (resurrect a dead god)
Run 'em both as GMs, but, interestingly, in different campaigns.
A Team! - Have every party member contribute something significant in a boss fight.
Not the Intended Use - Destroy something big with a mundane object. (Like a demiplane with rope)
Yay for teamwork and unintended uses!
Life and mostly Death:"Not Today" (return from the dead)"Not Anytime Soon" (return from the dead 3 times)
"Not In This Lifetime" (return from the dead 5 times)
Done.
Castlevania - Wield a whip and a vial of holy water or a holy symbol at the same time.
Hah! Yeah. Didn't work that well.
Chips Ahoy! - Deal out a tiny amount of chip damage to an enemy and have it be the deciding factor for bringing an enemy to 0 HP or below before your next round.
"Achievement Number 404: Good Job Breaking it, Hero!"
[Unlock: Character must break the game and ruin things for everyone.]
Look. "Everything" is a little bit of an exaggeration. >.>
Firefighters do it!: have your character shave his/her beard.
Yeah. It was kind of skipped over though.
Not an Orphan
Created a PC whose parents weren't tragically killed.
Hah! Yeah...
I had one that said something about roll a 1, then roll on the critical failure chart and end up injuring an ally instead of your enemy.
Friendly Fire Isn't.
Look, now, that wasn't my fault!
I'm just that Charming: Seduce the BBEG at the end of the module.
Hah! Oh, man... yeah. :I
The Power of Snuggles Compels You! - Grapple a charmed or dominated party member in order to keep them from going crazy/
Hah! Oh, man... yeah. :I
Dawg - be the only male party member in an otherwise all-female party, and hit on every last one of them.
Hah! Oh, man... yeah. :I
(Incidentally, this was the one where the non-bard ended up with the former BBEG...)
Fearsome cubed warrior
Convince (not create) a construct to join the party.
Done it!
Skills:Know-it-all: Have at least 1 skill point in all knowledge skills.Cunning Linguist: Have at least 10 skill points in language.
Renaissance Man: Have at least 1 skill point in all skills (to include all knowledge skills). Requires only 1 point each in craft, perform, and profession.
Master Craftsman: Have a skill rating of 10 or higher in 4 craft skills or 1 skill point in all craft skills. [/b]
The Entertainer: Have a skill rating of 10 or higher in 4 difference performance skills or 1 skill point in all performance skills. [/b]
Chairman of the Board: Have a skill rating of 10 or higher in 4 different profession skills or 1 skill point in all profession skills. [/b]
It... it's like you're reading my character sheets... >.>
Chump Change: Get past a werewolf's DR by using silver coins.
Hah! Classic! I GM'd this one, though, and it wasn't werewolves, so maybe it doesn't quite count? I don't know. Still fun.
It's mine now!: Take something that wasn't intended to be loot from the dungeon.
... yes.
I'd like to errata these two:
"The Best Defense Is A Good Offense" (forge a magical weapon)
"The Best Offense Is A Good Defense" (forge magical armor)
To add some new ones:
"Think of the Happiest Thought...." (cast fly)
"Tempus Fugit" (cast haste and slow in the same combat)
"Making Lovecraft" (cast black tentacles)
I've done all of these. In the same combat. (Yes, that includes the weapons and armor. :D)
((Admission: I might be cheating a bit: limited wish to fabricate stuff into masterwork stuff, then magic weapon and magic armor on them miiiiiiiiiiiiight not count. But I've still done all of those within the same game, and the last three within the same battle, even if you don't count the above.))
"I'm Batman.": Become Batman. (Not sure how, but I am fairly sure someone's done it at some point.)
Only seen as a GM, not done as a PC.
There are a lot of ways to accomplish this, though, depending on what you mean.
Interestingly, many have been done by my wife...
Are you KIDDING me?:Roll nothing above a 10 for one session.
... I wish I was kidding you.
Unconventional...- create an unconventional character
... most of mine?
Slartibartfast. I told you it wasnt important - Create an unconventional name for a character.
Also could be used as a gm achievement for when you failed to name an npc, but the players insist on getting a name anyway, so you had to come up with something ridiculous.
Done on both ends.
A good sign: As a team, confirm 5 or more critical hits at level 1.
Doing it wrong, the right way: Kill an enemy by throwing a weapon you're not proficient with. Bonus points if you lack throw anything.
Yes!
Campaigns:"Ursa Minor" (successfully complete a "personal quest" campaign)"Lyra" (successfully complete an "artifact" campaign)
"Draco" (successfully complete an "epic" campaign)
<snip>
"Aries" (successfully complete a "war" campaign)
"Taurus" (successfully complete a "survival" campaign)
"Gemini" (successfully complete a "courtly intrigue" campaign)
"Cancer" (successfully complete a "lesser heroes" campaign)
"Leo" (successfully complete a "kingdom management" campaign)
"Virgo" (successfully complete a "rescue" campaign)
"Scorpio" (successfully complete a "stop Sauron" campaign)
"Ophiuchus" (successfully complete a "conspiracy" campaign)
"Sagittarius" (successfully complete a "stop the plague" campaign)
"Capricorn" (successfully complete a "bizarre" campaign)
Yes to all those I've left listed here, depending on the meaning. Some have been as GM, some as a player.
"Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!" (have what would otherwise have been a critical hit against you nixed by fortification armor, an appropriate spell, etc.)
Yes.
I'm an Engineer, Not a Magician! Fumble a Knowledge: Engineering roll
... Yes.
After 5 agonizing days the cobra died - Make a fortitude save vs. poison with a natural 20
Hah! ... yes.
"Grand Theft Amish" (hijack a carriage)
Had it happen as a GM.
Makin', Bakin' and Shakin':"In the Beginning Was the Word" (scribe a scroll)"Double, Double, Toil, and Trouble" (brew a potion)
"Wonderful Things..." (craft a wondrous item)
"I Am Iron Man!" (forge magical armor)
"Live By the Sword..." (forge a magical weapon)
"Expelliarmus!" (craft a wand)
"To Rule Them All" (forge a ring)
"Just Happy To See You" (craft a rod)
"I Am Become Death, Destroyer of Worlds..." (craft a staff)
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~IIIIIIIIII- I've done it aaaa~~aaalll~!
Tom Marvolo Riddle Award for Scholastic Merit: Take your first level in Wizard with 20 Int.
Yes.
"What do you see?" (cast a detect spell for the first time)
Reference-free: yes.
The Dresden
Insult an unfriendly or hostile beign of at least double your CR and survive.
The Kirk
Seduce a member of a different species in the same day you discover the existence of that species.
The Kratos
Kill a god.
I've done the first two, my players the last (on more than one occasion).
Let's You and Him Fight
Convince two enemies/enemy factions opposed to each other as well as you to fight it out between themselves, leaving you and yours out of it.
Hah! My favorite one was where they weren't opposed to each other before I got there. Instill a little religious confusion amidst some evil cult leaders, some subtle-but-convincing (and not so subtle) room to doubt the "faith" of the other major "group" (when before it had been harmonious), then convince one to march a group down to face off against the other one for their "crimes"...
(And, in the middle of combat, shout, "Hey, everybody, I'm on you're side!" while they're in the midst of trying to kill themselves, and you're doing your best to hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.)
Referential:<snip>I am your father
GM uses NPC from your backstory or one of your former characters as BBEGI´ll be back
Do something suicidall, while trusting to be resurrected afterwartsOn page twenty my trip to...
Justify something through excessive backstoryYOU NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY
Die while the party is splitThese aren´t the druids you are looking for
Charm/Dominate a lawenforcement figure
(Druids is the correct spelling in this case, it was a very funny session in Rahadoum)Munchkin
Use at least 3 alternative rules from other sources than the Core Books
Yes, though the "I am your father" achievement was done to others by me as a GM, and it wasn't their father...
Bluff, bluff, bluff the stupid ogre
Eliminate a succesful bluff check of an ally
Hah! ... yes. >.>
Please allow me to introduce myself...- make a deal with an outsider
YES!
Question, does it count if you seduce them before you discover their species? Because in one campaign there was a Kitsune Sorcerer with 20 charisma and let's just say she gets around.The Kirk
Seduce a member of a different species in the same day you discover the existence of that species.
... also... >.>
Hey everybody, Did you See that?? Do something spectacularly stupid that you expect to die from and survive it mostly intact.
HAH! YES!
Sic Simper Tyrannosaurus Kill a dinosaur
Awarded to players.
Now Kiss: Get two NPCs to have some form of a romantic relationship.
Such a useful thing to do! Similarly, repairing a broken relationship!
Titles:Blood! Blood For Armok, God of Blood! Maintain barbarian rage for thirty consecutive rounds during combat.Carter Beats the Devil
Somehow manage to get at least three good cards from a Deck of Many Things.<snip>
Free Bird!
Maintain a bardic performance for thirty consecutive rounds during combat.How Breaking Bad Should Have Ended
Throw fifteen alchemist bombs during one combat.<snip>
I Wish I Had a Better Rules Lawyer
Get screwed over by a poorly-worded Wish spell.
Awarded Blood' and How' (though I don't get the latter), saw Free' happen, and succeeded at Carter' personally.
DS9 The Achievement:In the Pale Moonlight Use a bluff check to convince an enemy to become your ally.Treachery, Faith, and the Great River
Obtain an item through barter with 5 or more intermediate steps.Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
Convince a party member to commit treason.The Sound of Her Voice
Heroically "save" an illusion from certain doom.Valiant
Take the boss's job after he gets killed doing it.<snip>
You Are Cordially Invited...
Get married to a party member.Favor the Bold
Lead a charge to reclaim your stronghold.<snip>
The Way of the Warrior
Revive a PC from an old game to play in the current one.Civil Defense
Get caught in a trap that you set.
I've either done or almost done all of those I've not edited out.
Fed Ex Man Complete ten or more quests requiring delivery of goods from one person to another.
Final Fantasy plot: Go through five or more people to get what you want, giving each one something they want along the way.
Master of Disaster: Cast a maximized, empowered area of effect spell ten times. Optionally, replace one of those with intensified.
Smooth operator: Charm ten different NPCs without any of them catching on.
Yes.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy: Have at least one rank in two different Craft skills and two different Profession skills.
All the time.
I catch a grenade for you
Help someone to avoid damage by taking it yourself
It's difficult to do, but I'm glad to!
Bandmember: Have ranks in a Performance skill, without being a bard (or skald or similar class), while being in a party with a bard (or skald or similar class)
Hah! ... yes.
Hogging the spotlight: Have your bonus to your perform skill be greater than the bonus to the highest perform skill of your bard.
NO... yes.
"Is this a test?" Throw yourself into a life threatening situation, only to discover there was no real danger.
Captain America! Also, done it.
Have you considered piracy?
Continue playing a character after completing the campaign
Yes! Lots of fun, actually.
I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate: Fail an improbable persuade task with a roll of 1.
Go back to juggling apples: Have a casted spell misfire or fail miserably.
Both. Sigh.
Kenny: Have a PC die and get revived 10 times in a single campaign.
Doing one better: as a GM, having a character die and get reincarnated so often, that you just give it to him as a constant effect whenever he dies, as you know the PCs will do exactly that thing. Also, it's funny. Also, have him reincarnate into the same six races over and over again in the same order, so that you eventually rule that he only reincarnates into those races.
A Popular Tax Dodge: resurrect a character who's been dead for more than 1 year
And Then John Was a Zombie: get TPK'd in a fight against Undead
It Gazes Back: have a gate spell backfire when summoning a Demon
<snip>
Fly, you Fool: use a fly spell to escape a potential TPK
Just a Flesh Wound: have a regenerate spell cast on you
Yes, otherwise, though the TPK was a "P" consisting of "me"... and I got better... so...
An adventurer is you!: Create a Pathfinder character.
<snip>
All too easy...
All in the reflexes: Make a Reflex save at a dramatically appropriate moment.
Fun!
<snip>
"Don't press me"? I'm pressing it.
Activate a trap by activating a switch or lever in plain sight.Leeroyyyy...
Start combat while the rest of the party is discussing strategy or buffing up.Morphing time!
Have the entire party use some form of shapeshifting ability or spell at the same time.
The amount of times I've GM'd for these...
<snip>
Mythic-Related Feats:
Don't Need That Fumble Deck Anymore
Learn the Always a Chance champion ability.<snip>
The First Step on a Far Greater Path
Become a mythic character.
Prestige Class-Related Achievements:
<snip>Breath of Fire (or Cold, or Electric, or Acid)
Earn ten levels of the dragon disciple prestige class.<snip>
I Am! The RED! MAGE!
Earn ten levels of the mystic theurge prestige class. Red hat with feather required.<snip>
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
Take a level in a prestige class.<snip>
Spell and Sword
Earn ten levels of the eldritch knight prestige class.
I've only earned "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time" and (depending on what you accept as qualifying) "Breath of -" and "I Am! The RED! MAGE" feats, though the latter two are... questionable.
I've given out all of them, however.
Can you do that?: Take an unusual path to a prestige class.
Yes.
What's that smell?: Break into an enemy castle through the sewer.
<snip>
You know who else...: Do something vaguely similar to something the evil overlord has done.
<snip>
Are you... stalking my games?!
(Actually, the first is kind of rare, though, ahem, "it happens".)
A Wizard is Never Late Be the last to arrive for game, bonus if it's more than half an hour later than everyone else.
It was just the one tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmee~!
Jesus built my hotrod: Use Divine Bond to obtain a mount.
That's Mister Doctor Professor to you: Use bluff to pass yourself off as an authority on some topic.
Dinkleberg!: Have another hero/party solve a problem before you can.
Done that!
B#**@in' Meat Car: Your mount (or animal companion or familiar that can be ridden) survives to level 10 without dying or being replaced.
Does it count if it's because I never let it into battle?
"Am I A Pedophile?" (seduce a Human when playing an Elf or other very long-lived race)
... why do you come up with terrible names for your things. :I
"Directed by John Woo"
- Successfully pull off a near-impossible feat of ranged weapon shooting while attempting acrobatics
Awarded it. To a new player. Who was an elf cleric. Who rolled 20s. When a guard asked for his identification, just for RP, with no menace or other issues at all.
Old School Hero: Successfully rescue a princess from a dragon and claim its hoard. Not to mention getting a ransom from the king.
Gotten this one. Not the second, quite yet.
If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Attempt to seduce an NPC.
<snip>
According to the Onion: Fumble a Knowledge Check
Yes.
"My Hovercraft is Full of Eels" (fumble a Linguistics check)
Done.
Should've Taken a Left Turn at Albuquerque Fumble a Survival or Knowledge (Geography) check to avoid getting lost.
Look, I said it was just the once!
I like your use of this one. Mine was for a one shot so it was this:
Should've Taken a Left Turn at Albuquerque Be the last person to arrive to game.
I'm soah-hah-hah-hahoooooooooooooooooorrrrryyyyyyyyyyy~!
"I'm A Changed Man" (don a girdle of gender)
Alternative: Not the man I used to be.
Awarded both. Had some PCs make an industry out of some.
<snip>
"You can fly? No, jump good." (Succeed against a High Jump DC of 30+)
Awarded!
"Inconceivable!" - Successfully perform a tactic that leaves your GM dumbfounded.
... awarded. (Also achieved!)
Lucky (Go a level without taking damage.)
Smart Squishy (Get to level 5 without taking damage)
<snip>
Awarded!
spell-ing bee winner unlock maximum spell level of spells for your class.
Achieved and awarded!
The Caboose Lifetime Achievement Award: Deal 1000 points of friendly-fire damage to your fellow party members over the course of a campaign.
Someone Put A Wall In My Way: Botch a splash weapon throw so badly that it lands in the square you currently occupy.
Awarded both. Different people, though.
Size 9 Skeleton Key: Successfully kick a door down.
Awarded.
"I'm Batman." (get six 18s in random-rolling character creation)
Achieved. Live. Never allowed to play him/forced to re-roll, due to the GM's house rules.
"Corpse by the side of the road" - Get more than one stat below 6 in random generation and still play the character.
"I'll just be here drinking then." - Make a character with maximum ranks in a skill the campaign will never use, such as a pilot without a ship.
"*sigh* Times are tough." - Spend an entire session in one room.
Been through all of 'em.
Living the Dreams I-XIII:"Living The Dream I" (slay a dragon) "Living The Dream II" (rescue a princess/prince)
"Living The Dream III" (destroy an Evil artifact)
"Living The Dream IV" (recover a Good artifact)
"Living The Dream V" (turn someone into a toad)
"Living The Dream VI" (rob from the rich and give the haul to the poor)
"Living The Dream VII" (give your magical weapon it's official name)
"Living The Dream VIII" (turn water into wine)
"Living The Dream IX" (get 3 wishes out of a genie)
"Living The Dream X" (turn lead into gold)
"Living The Dream XI" (escape a contract with a fiend)
"Living The Dream XII" (play chess with a god)
"Living The Dream XIII" (steal something from the gods that even they value)
All except "XII" - instead of chess, it was cards.
"For the glory!" - Get unbelievably, horribly dirty, such as being drenched in dragon intestines, cuddling with a herd of otyughs, or diving into sewer water.
"THIS!!! IS!!! SPARTA!!!" - Fail an important Diplomacy check in a spectacular manner.
"There is always plan A." - Spend at least an hour making a complex plan for something, only to abandon it immediately in favour of "get in, kill everything in the way, get what we came for, and get out."
"Express elevator to Hell, going down!" - Visit Hell.
"Only way to be sure" - Throw at least twenty fireballs from a flying position.
"Only 99 left to go" - Kill a *murf.
Yes, except the last... unless mites count, in which case we're back to "yes".
Taking Damage:The Hall of Shame: Achievements You Won't Brag About!Black and Blue (and Yellow and Green and...)
Take 1000 cumulative Bludgeoning damage.Dropped the Wrong Kind of Acid
Take 1000 cumulative Acid damage.EEEEEE EEEEEEEE
TAKE 1000 CUMULATIVE SONIC DAMAGE, AND FORGIVE ME FOR SHOUTING.Extra Crispy
Take 1000 cumulative Fire damage.Extreme Hypertension
Take 1000 cumulative bleed damage.Fresh as the Daisies I Was Pushin' Up
Mitigate or remove the aftereffects of coming back from the dead.Hurk!!
Take 1000 cumulative precision damage.It Tastes Like Burning
Take 1000 cumulative Positive Energy damage.Life... CLINGS to Me Like a Disease
Survive a coup de grace attempt.Lightning Plains Flashbacks
Take 1000 cumulative Electric damage.More Like Revolving Door to Death's Kingdom
Come back from the dead five times.Porcupine With Feathers
Take 1000 cumulative Piercing damage.(Star Trek Phaser Sound Effect)
Get killed by a Disintegrate spell or spell effect.The Black Energy Wave
Take 1000 cumulative Negative Energy damage.They're Tally Marks, Not Scars
Take 1000 cumulative Slashing damage.We Have Reinforcements
Have a level 1 character die, write a "II" after his name on the character sheet... and have him die, too.Wi Nøt Trei a Høliday in Sweden This Yër?
Take 1000 cumulative Cold damage.
I'm not 100% certain I've achieved any of these, but I know I've had characters take ludicrous bruisings over the course of some games.
Now it's an RPG: The first time the campaign has a quest into the sewers.
Done.
Do lots of something:<snip>The Mailman: Deal more than 200 damage in a single round as an arcane caster.
<snip>
Attack on Titan: Kill a giant with 28 or more combined hit dice.
Rasputin: In a single session get poisoned, shot, bludgeoned, and dealt cold damage and survive.
The Streisand Effect: Without using the Leadership feat, gain 100 or more devoted followers.
God Takith Away: As a cleric or paladin, have your class abilities revoked from shifting an alignment category.
Punching Bag: In a single round, get attacked by 8 or more enemies at once.
Big Bad Evil Goat: Successfully use baleful polymorph on a campaign villain.
<snip>
Around the Multiverse: Use plane shift to visit every plane of existence.
Please Drink Responsibly: Drink 30 different liquids in a single campaign.
<snip>
I've either done or awarded all of these.
<snip> Do Not Call Up That Which You Cannot Put Down: Have a summon spell go awry and deal with the consequences.
You'll Only Die Tired: Kill an enemy with a long-distance spell or with ranged weapon beyond the first range increment.
Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing: Deal nonlethal damage with a sonic attack.
<snip>
Got 'em!
A fighter, a monk, and a druid walk into a bar: Start your campaign by meeting in a tavern.
Yes.
<snip>
"This yours?"
Defeat an enemy with his own weapon."In my defense, it did kill him."
Kill an enemy with a spell that also damages an ally.
Earned and awarded, respectively.
Surprising:<snip>Fist Full of Dice
In a single encounter, land five sneak attacks against the same enemy.Sir Bearington Sends His Regards
Succeed on a bluff check to convince someone that you are another creature type.The Bad Touch
Use a touch spell on a creature you are seducing.<snip>
Stop That!
Interrupt spell casting 30 times.We Interrupt This Program...
Join a game session that you are five minutes late for.<snip>
Couldn't Do It If You Tried
Roll a natural 20 five times in a row.
Awarded all, but earned only Sir Bearington' and We Interrupt'.
Here, use mine get hit by an enemy holding your weapon.
Yes.
I'm not left-handed: have your dice rolls go from terrible to awesome in a single combat.
Yep!
I'm Not Left-Handed Either: After getting awesome rolls in combat, be on the wrong end of a string of amazing rolls from your opponent.
... YUP!
I just knew it would come in handy Succeed at something just because you happened to have a mundane item with you from level 1.
Done!
IKEA
Craft a golem using a golem manualYou're Going Nowhere
Cut off an enemy's escape route.<snip>
No Tears, Only Dreams
Finish off a sleeping or unconscious enemy with a coup-de-grace.Aw Dude
Find and equip a belt of physical might (Str/Con) +4 amongst random loot.
Awarded all of these.
You May Go Now: Adjust an NPC's attitude towards an ally from hostile to indifferent or better with a Diplomacy or Intimidate check.
Hah! Got it!
And the kitchen sink: Carry at least 1000 different non-magical items at one time.
Librarian: Have every spell inscribed in your spell book.
I've done both... sort of. The first is limited by weight limit, but books were packed into portable holes to achieve; the latter was in a multitude of different spellbooks, as one didn't have room for everything.
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: Have a good character, evil character, and a character with a Charisma score lower than 8 in the same party.
Done!
Beef Skewers
Set off a trap with a cow 20 times.
... awarded. It was only really disturbing in that it was the same cow, she was sentient, and later polymorphed into a human... to do the same tasks.
"Down here its our time. Its our time down here" - adventure in an underground cave system
Done on both sides of the screen.
[spoilers=Fun Times]"Jeepers creepers, look at those peepers" - Seduce a Aasimar NPC
"Excellent!"- Obtain a magical vehicle
"The Joining"- Survive a dangerous rite of passage
"Griff Ball"- Be the butt of 20 jokes [/spoiler]
Definitely the first three, and probably the last over more than one campaign.
"In the name of the Moon"- defeat a major NPC as a cleric with the Moon sub domain.
Awarded!
Inside or Out:"Harry Sullivan Is An Imbecile!!!" Accidently activate a rock fall trap that injures the rest of the party, but not yourself.It's Bigger On The Inside Carry a live PC or NPC inside a bag of holding or portable hole
Affirmative Master Acquire an Onyx Dog Figurine of Wondrous Power
Would You Like A Jelly Baby? Change an NPC's attitude to Friendly or Helpful by offering them food
... awarded them all.
Its a gift:"Ever heard of Murphy's law?" Fail 5 successive saving throws, skill checks or attack rolls by rolling a 5 or lower."Sexy shoeless god of war"
Kill 150 hostile NPCs in a single encounter with no healing items or any form of help from other party members or NPCs."Found a trap. It's in my spleen now."
Fall victim to 5 different traps in the same dungeon after a failed perception check."Style is everything"
Spend at least 300 gold on items meant just for the looks."Run? Run. Run!!!"
Succesfully escape a creature whose CR is at least double your party's average level (minimum CR7)."Jack-of-all-trades, master of none"
Put levels into at least 4 different classes."Get away from he you B****!"
Deffeat an enemy with an attack of opporturnity triggered by it trying to coup de grace a member of your party."Just this once, everybody lives!"
Have no player character or non-evil NPC die at any point during the course of the campaign."Finishing move"
Defeat the BBEG with a critical hit while using either a feat or class ability for the attack or with a spell critical."Fair play is overrated"
Defeat a boss character at least partially with trickery.
Awarded them all! Achieved the last three!
"Shomer Shabbos!" - delay pursuit of the campaign goals for personal reasons.
Awarded.
Switcharoo:"Well, when you put it that way" Talk the BBEG out of his evil ways."We'll double it"
Get a mercenary off your party by paying him more than the one who sent him."Pick a card, any card"
Obtain the Deck of Many Things."Round two"
Defeat an opponent who has already defeated you once before."Wait, where's the **** is the Serpent Ring?!"
Lose a critical plot McGuffin and don't realize it until the very end.
Achieved all of the above.
"My way is not very sportsmanlike" - sneak/surprise attack with throw anything feat.
Achieved.
"I Think You Broke Him/Her...": Cause the GM to break down in laughter from great RP.
Achieved!
Pain, a Constant Companion:We didn't need a bigger boat after all - Defeat an aquatic monster two size categories larger than your own boat and without it sinking.I am the Tank-Healer-Damage-Dealer - Heal 30 hit points, deal 30 points of damage and take 30 points of damage in a single encounter.
Holy SH--! - Go from full to negative hit points in one round.
<snip>
The Party is Just Starting - Alert and fight off more than one group in a single encounter.
Achieved all of 'em.
Great and Terrible:"'My Light Spell Blinds The Monster!'" (use a 0-level spell in an exceptionally resourceful and effective way)"'I Pronounce You DEAD!'" (die purely due to DM incompetence)
"'Oh, No! Not Blackleaf!'" (lose the Rogue/Ninja to a trap)
"'I Think You Have The Personality For It....'" (be inducted into an exclusive group important in the campaign)
<snip>
"'I Used The Brainslave Spell On My Dad!'" (be recognized for having the most impressively large gaming library in the group)
"'I Just Need To Finish Fighting This Zombie....'" (manage to properly resolve a combat encounter while the DM is away from the table)
"'I Don't Want To Be Elfstar.'" (completely change your character's personality/background/name/basic attributes in the middle of the campaign for no very good reason)
"'I've Been Praying And Fasting For You'" (waste a significant amount of time and effort trying to solve a problem completely the wrong way)
"'He Came Out Of Witchcraft'" (have your Cleric, Paladin, Inquisitor, or other deity-dependent divine magician switch to a different deity)
"'You Must BURN THEM!!!'" (destroy a spellbook)
"Thank You, Lord, For Setting Me Free...." (a player switches to the BBEG's side)
Reference is funny, inference is unpleasant, and I've awarded all of them, earning the 'I Just Need to Finish' and 'Praying and Fasting' as well.
"There can be only one." Successfully decapitate an opponent of CR equal to or greater than your level with a vorpal weapon.
"There is do, and do not. There is no try." Succeed with the exact number required on a roll.
Achieved! The latter has been awarded more than once!
"What have I got in my pocket?" (Defeat an NPC in a game of riddles to gain information)
"Let this be our final battle!" (Defeat BBEG in single combat)
"Patience is a virtue....Not right now it isn't." (Successfully complete a time consuming task with a horde of enemies barreling down upon you)
<snip>
"I now take from you your power!" (Lose Class Features due to Alignment Change)
Achieved the first three, awarded the last!
"Who goes there?" (Successfully determine whom in your party has been replaced by a Shapeshifter)
Achieved and awarded!
I never run out of Sword Be a caster and fight a melee with a weapon other than spells or magic.
Awarded!
"Blood! Death! Vengence!" (Slay 20 opponents in a single combat while Raging)
"And Shepherds we shall be..." (Reduce the Crime modifier of a Small City or larger by half)
"We have different weak spots than you do." (Apply the sickened condition to 20 Aberrations and/or Outsiders using the Dirty Trick Combat Maneuver)
Awarded!
"I speak everything." (Learn 10 languages, not counting your starting languages.)
"This is going to be Legen...wait for it...dary!" (Ascend to your first Mythic Tier)
"I know Kung Fu." (Learn an entire Style Feat Chain)
I often achieve the first, and I've awarded all three!
"The chocolate makes it go down easier"-Drink 50 healing potions.
In the course of a campaign? Semi-regularly.
Awarding:"Are you ever going to not fall for that?" (Trick the same opponent 5 times with Illusions)"It might keep the fire off you, it might not." (Aquire a dragon hide shield or armor as a gift from a friendly NPC)
"You do not fight with Honor! No, he did." (Defeat a Lawful opponent in single combat using the Dirty Trick Maneuver at least 3 times)
"I listened!" (Learn a language the rest of your party knows, but you do not)
"Beer, beer, beer, tiddley beer, beer, beer." (Sing along with a bunch of tavern drunks)
<snip>
"Riders of the Storm." (Maintain flight, either mundane or magical, during a violent storm)
I've awarded all of them. I've achieved the third one.
MUCKLE DARMED CULTISTS!: Kill a summoned creature and its master within 3 rounds of each other.
That was great.
"None shall pass!" (Make a last stand against a hoarde of enemies)
"We are controlling the transmission." (Take mental control of an NPC or enemy minion that is already under mental control of enemy)
Awarded both, though in the first one, the guy got better.
<snip>
Sword-Chucks, Yo!: Be proficient in three or more exotic weapons.
Accept No Substitutes: Use an area-of-effect spell that deals energy or force damage in an enclosed room.
Yup.
1. "He's dead, Jim" (Be the first to die during a game)
2. "Your mother was a hamster" (Taunt an enemy to get his attention)
3. "It belongs in a museum" (Take an Artifact from a dungeon)
4. "A wizard is never late" (Be the last person to arrive at the game)
5. "Today is not that day" (Get Healed from 0 HP during an encounter)
Awarded them all. Earned 4.
6. "Did I do that?" (Injure another party member through incompetence, or intent)
Awarded. So much.
7 "They know not what they do"
Unleash/awaken an ancient evil/big bad without understanding the implications.8 "Apocalypse Now?!"
Accidentally trigger the end of the world.9 "Guaranteed Fulfillment"
Cause a prophecy to come true by your actions.
Awarded them all, though 8 was averted.
Sadface:10. "The Corak Maneuver" (sacrifice yourself to kill the BBEG)11. "'I Leave You Now, And Dodge Your Sorrow....'" (survive a premature encounter with the BBEG)
12. "Kallak's Treehouse" (be sent on a quest by something that shouldn't normally be be capable of talking)
13. "'Oh Look - MORE Lembas Bread!'" (subsist for at least a month on nothing but trail rations)
14. "'Igor Allergic to Avocado'" (subsist for a week or longer on rations of a distinctly unappetizing variety)
15. "I Fought The Law, The Law Won" (shift your alignment to Lawful)
16. "Nowhere Man" (shift your alignment to Neutral with regard to Law and Chaos)
17. "Any Way The Wind Blows" (shift your alignment to Neutral with regard to Good and Evil)
18. "'Let Me Look On You With My Own Eyes....'" (shift your alignment to Good)
19. "'Why Couldn't She Be The Other Kind of Mermaid?!?'" (back out of a sexual encounter with a monster)
20. "'I. Am. Captain. James. Tiberius. Kirk!'" (boldly go all the way in a sexual encounter with a monster)
21. "'Play The Marseillaise!'" (non-violently resolve and prevail in an encounter with known, hated enemies)
<snip>
23. "'I Think This Is The Beginning of a Beautiful Friendship'" (add a new party member after the game has started)
24. "'I Am Shocked - SHOCKED!'" (corrupt an authority figure)
25. "A Hill Of Beans" (permanently divide the party)
Awarded 10-21 and 23-25; Achieved 11-18, 21, and 23.
31. "That's what they all say." (Fail a bluff or diplomacy check to convince the law of your innocence.)
32. "Judge, jury... Executioner." (personally execute a helpless or cowering opponent that you have seen commit a crime.)
33. "Dead men do tell tales." (obtain an important bit of information from a Speak With Corpse spell.)
Awarded 31-32, achieved 33.
34. The Corbomite Maneuver (pull off an epic, possibly campaign breaking bluff)
35. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! (Be betrayed by the shifty NPC everyone knew was going to betray you)
36. Listen, do you smell that? (Execute a really stupid plan)
Achieved 34-36
37. "'Bishop.'" (Be betrayed by the shifty PC everyone knew was going to betray you)
38. "'I've Got A Jar Of Diii-irt!'" (taunt the BBEG with the campaign maguffin)
39. "Knowing Is Half The Battle!" (learn something especially valuable/important from a divination spell)
40. "'Who Takes Improved Initiative?'" (show up a power-gamer with a character they're convinced is "gimped" because it operates on a level beyond their stultified understanding of the game - better still if you're a new or comparatively-new player)
41. "They Call Me Cuban Pete!" (force your enemies to start dancing, whether through the irresistible dance spell or some other method)
42. "PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!" (cast wish)
Achieved.
43. "BA...BY...RUTH?" (Befriend an already hostile monster, without magic)
44. "Neo maxi zoom dweebie." (Succeed on 100 knowledge checks)
45. "Could you describe the ruckus?" (Be unable to act during 5 surprise rounds in a row)
Achieved.
46. "Itty-Bitty Living Space!" (magically imprison or bind a powerful enemy)
47. "'Did Somebody Roll A 5 Or An 8?'" (free, deliberately or otherwise, someone or something who has been magically imprisoned or bound)
48. "Oogie-Boogie" (turn a crappy roll into a good one by slamming your fist on the table)
49. "'My Bugs! My Bugs! My Bugs....'" (defeat a swarm)
50. "I AM The Pumpkin King!" (return to your original alignment after having significantly shifted)
Achieeeeeeeeeeeved.
51. "My clan will hunt the night!" (Defeat enough of a single type of opponent that creatures of that type can start making Knowledge checks about YOU. Can be gained multiple times.)
52. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." (Heal and/or be healed 1000 hit points through potions, scrolls, or other methods besides direct casting)
53. "Trainwreck Effect" (Fail so spectacularly at something that it becomes a net positive to the party somehow.)
54. "Heaven's Revolving Door" (Be raised/resurrected/reincarnated 10 times)
55. "Knock Knock Knocking on Heaven's Door" (Fall into the negatives 10 times without dying)
Achieved.
56. "Boom today!" (Trigger detonation from two extradimensional spaces)
57. "I thought you checked on him" (Enemy dies from suffocation in extradimensional space)
58. "100 bullets" (Use up five quivers of arrows/cases of bolts in a single combat)
59. "They're not real, are they?" (Cause summoned creatures to die from a known trap)
60. "Maybe we can still get a reward?" (Kill off someone you needed alive)
Awarded... >.>
Plane as Day:61. "One Small Step For A Man...." (travel to another plane)62. "There's No Place Like Home" (return to the Prime Material Plane from somewhere else)
63. "What Dreams May Come" (travel to an Outer Plane)
64. "We Are Stardust" (travel to an Elemental Plane)
65. "The Light Fantastic" (travel to an Energy Plane)
66. "Carpenter's Walk" (travel to the Ethereal Plane)
67. "'It's Full Of Stars....'" (travel to the Astral Plane)
68. "The Twilight Zone" (travel to the Plane of Shadow)
69. "Fan-Fiction Writers, Start Your Engines!" (travel to an alternate cosmology)
70. "88 MILES PER HOUR!!!" (time-travel a long distance)
71. "It's Just A Jump To The Left...." (time-travel a short distance)
72. "Awake" (travel to the Far Realm)
All achieved except 69 and 72... which were awarded.
Souls and Damage:73. "Soul Survivor, so-o-oul sur-vi-vor". Survive an otherwise TPK. 74. "Fire! Dah-nah-nuh!" Survive being set on fire or encounter with significant fire using opponent.
75. "you're as cold as ice!" As above but cold.
76. "Why you're Greased Lightning!" As above but Lightning.
77. "Caught between a Rock and a Hard Place" As above but earth type damage.
78. "Too impatient he is" Get the party in a load of trouble through impatience.
79. If we turn, turn, tu-hrn, turn, turn, turn!" Channel against a large number of undead.
Awarded all, and have earned 74-77.
Needless:80. How much Xp for the peasant? (annoy the GM by killing comoner NPC for no reason) 81. Overkill (waste a high lvl spell to kill forementioned commoner)
82. FATALITY! (defeatoutright kill an enemy with a confirmed critical hit)
83. Boomtown (lay waste to a town by explosions)
84. As i had foreseen (scry on your enemy and mock him for knowing his plans all along)
Awarded all.
FAIL-PASS:85. "Missed it by THAT much!" Fail an important roll by 1.86. "Would you believe..." Fail an attempt to bluff an opponent into surrendering.
87. "Sorry about that, Chief." Decrease an authority figure's attitude towards you.
88. "And LOVING it!" Accept a suicide mission.
89. "If only he'd used his powers for niceness." Defeat a main villain.
90. "Second-biggest" Defeat a Colossal creature.
91. "Cone of Silence" Affect an allied spellcaster with silence.
92. "Agent 13" Successfully disguise yourself as an inanimate object.
Achieved 85-86, and 89-92; awarded all.
93. "First time!!!!!" (finally rolls higher than 12 and hit something after a spectacualrly long run of bad rolls.)
94. "The Greyhawker" (loots bodies even down to removing the teeth out of NPC bodies to sell on the local dental market and bones to sell to Knackery/glue factory)
Yes to both.
Spell Focus:95. "BOO!" (resolve/overcome/bypass a combat encounter entirely by way of illusions)96. "We Recycle" (cast animate dead)
97. "Be Our Guest!" (cast animate objects)
98. "When In Doubt, Draw A Door" (cast plane shift)
99. "DAY-O!" (cast magic jar)
100. "Avada Kedavra!" (cast finger of death)
101. "IT'S ALIIIIIIVE!!!" (create a golem)
I've achieved all except 99, which I've awarded.
102. "I'm fallingggggggggggggg..." Take significant falling damage.
103. "Down but not out." Survive to pursue enemies.
Achieved and awarded.
104. "Shouldn't we stop now?" (Set a numerical goal for something, reach it, and then just keep going)
Done. :D
105. Castle Anthrax (set up a bio-hazardous brothel within a keep)
I... uh... I had a player do that. >.>
106. “Fetchez la vache” – Successfully throw (or catapult) a large farm animal over a wall.
107. “I’ve got a bad feel about this” – Successful Perception check detecting an ambush.
108. “Is it cold in here, or is it just me?” – Be the only one who failed their saving throw during a cold based, area of effect attack.
109. “Is it hot in here, or is it just me?” – Be the only one who failed their saving throw during a fire based, area of effect attack.
110. “Do you smell ozone?” – Be the only one who failed their saving throw during an electricity based, area of effect attack.
111. “THHWIPP!” – Affect all INTENDED targets with a web spell.
Awarded all, earned 107-110.
Merciful Snorb, that's a lot!:Athasian Kill 100 enemies with the Plant type.Back to the Time War, Rassilon
Kill 100 enemies with the Outsider type.Bleaching
Kill 100 enemies with the Gnome subtype.Boatmurdered Memorial Achievement
Kill 100 enemies with the Dwarf subtype.Butterfingers!
Every attack you made in one session was an automatic miss.<snip>
Dammit, Who Has the Most Hit Points?
Take over 400 damage during a single combat without dropping unconscious.Elemental Ailment
Kill 100 enemies with the Elemental subtype.Hide Behind the Mountain of Dead Bards
At least five party members died during the campaign.<snip>
I Am Villain! Now I Am Badass
Shift your alignment to Evil.I Attack the Darkness
Successfully make twenty attacks in total darkness and/or against invisible foes.I Cast a Spell
Kill one person with a maximized CL 9+ magic missile spell.I *Crawl* Down the Corridor
Accidentally set off five traps you are aware of.<snip>
It's Plus Nine Against Ogres
Kill 100 enemies with the Monstrous Humanoid type.Join the Scout Service, They Said
Have your character die due to your party's badly misaimed spells.Just Take a Level of Fighter Already
Successfully attack five opponents despite having a total attack bonus of -1 or worse.Kain the Wrecker
Kill 100 enemies with the Construct type.Kender, Halfling, What's the Difference?
Kill 100 enemies with the Halfling subtype.Krud Kut
Kill 100 enemies with the Ooze type.Like Rabbits
Kill 100 enemies with the Human subtype.Not So Great Fortitude
Fail 100 Fortitude saves.Not So Pretentious NOW
Kill 100 enemies with the Elf subtype.OhhHhHHHHHHhhhh, OH! Fumble!!
Fail five saving throws that would only fail if you rolled a 1.PeTA's $#&+ List
Kill 100 enemies with the Animal type.Plasticine Will
Fail 100 Will saves.Ponderous Reflexes
Fail 100 Reflex saves.Rip and Tear
Deliver 200+ damage with a single melee attack.Save That Die!
Every attack you made in one session was a critical hit.Siegmund's Legacy
Kill 100 enemies with the Dragon type.Sent Back to the Dark One
Kill 100 enemies with the Goblin subtype.Shoulda Stayed in the Bottle
Kill 100 enemies with the Fey type.Sneaky Petey
Every attack you made in one session was a sneak attack.The Exact Opposite of WAAAAAGH
Kill 100 enemies with the Orc subtype.The Morning Sun, Come to Vanquish the Terrible Darkness
Kill 100 enemies with the Undead type.Too Stupid to Live
Kill 100 nonswarm enemies with the Vermin type.<snip>
Unimproved Initiative
Have a positive Initiative modifier only because of traits and/or feats.Way to @$#%ing Kill Me, Dude
Be directly responsible for killing five fellow party members!What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse
Suffer from at least four variants of Bestow Curse at the same time.What the Hell Are YOU?
Kill 100 enemies with the Aberration type.You Need a 23 on a Twenty-Sided Die
Succeed at five saving throws that would only succeed if you rolled a 20.<snip>
You're Not There, You're Getting Drunk
Successfully kill an enemy while drunk.Yuna Was Here
Kill 100 enemies with the Magical Beast type.
Achieved all except I Am Villain!' and Way to'; I've awarded them all.
Hail to the king Baby. (Defeat 50 undead and seduce a woman)
... yes.
158: "Does whatever a spider can." - Climb a wall under the effect of Spider Climb and cast Web, entangling an enemy.
... yes!
<snip>
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle" - Successfully bluff the authorities.
"Four on the right, two on the left" - Kill at least one enemy during the surprise round.
"BIG BA-DA-BOOM" - Survive a 200 foot fall without using magic.
Yes.
"Strange women lying in ponds" - Ascend to the throne of a kingdom.
"And the kitchen sink" - use improvised weapons for 5 consecutive rounds but use each one for only one round apiece.
... yes.
"You do what you want, I'm gonna go slay that dragon." Charge into absolutely overwhelming odds.
Done! Successfully!
"Introducing the Maquis de Carabas" - form and maintain an outlandish second identity.
"Tools of the enemy" - Disarm or steal an enemy's weapon and use it against them 10 times.
"The runaround" - Defeat an enemy with a melee weapon without them ever starting their turn with you in their threatened area.
Accomplished all!
"It isn't like he needs it anymore..." Loot a fellow player's character's body.
"Seppuku for Dummies" Accidentally kill yourself on your turn
"Extradimensional Bomber" Put a portable hole inside a bag of holding or vice-versa.
... awarded all.
"Put on the glasses!" - Win a fight that lasts longer than 10 rounds.
"Behind a blade of grass" - Use evasion to avoid damage from AoE spells 10 times.
"All out of bubblegum" - Successfully intimidate 10 opponents in combat.
"To the Pope!" - Have a high level cleric in a church bring you back from the dead on five consecutive days.
"Out of order" - Fail 10 use magic device checks on one item without a mishap.
"I think it's broke" - Suffer 5 use magic device mishaps.
Awarded all, but achieved the 'Behind, Out', and I think' achievements.
A Snorbisboard:Along For the Ride Successfully drag 50 enemies.<snip>
Faceplant
Get tripped by 10 enemies.I Am Not Left-Handed
Successfully feint 50 enemies.Just Hit Him With Your Sword
Successfully grapple 50 enemies.Like Crappy Potato Chips
Successfully sunder 50 enemies' gear.Linebacker Shoulders
Bull rush 50 enemies at least 10' (2 squares) each.Martial Grease Spell
Successfully disarm 50 enemies.Mine!
Successfully disarm 20 enemies by taking their weapons.On Yer Backs
Successfully trip 50 enemies.Shir of the Winds
Successfully steal from 50 enemies during combat.This! Is! &c.
Successfully reposition 50 enemies.Wait, What? Whatever
Actually use the Combat Expertise feat as intended.
Achieved at Faceplant and Mine!
Awarded the rest.
"Another Shrubbery!" - Receive second quest from the same npc.
Achieved.
"I think I jogged him too hard" - One shot the npc you intended to intimidate
Awarded.
"I am not left handed" - win a losing battle by changing tactics
Awarded.
'He's only MOSTLY dead' aka 'HUPPERDIIIIINK' - convince npc to resurrect a fallen party member without paying for it
Achieved and Awarded! ... and I've provided it, as a PC!
'ROUS's? I dont think they exist.' Survive an attack by giant vermin
Hah! ... that was annoying.
" To the pain" - Capture the enemy using bluff check
Done!
"Over the albino, I think" - retrieve loot that was originally passed over as useless
... yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeesssssssss... >.>
"He didnt fall? Inconceivable!" - survive trap during climb checks.
Awarded.
"Puny God" - defeat an encounter of superior cr using cmb grapple
Achieved!
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... well that was more than I thought. What about you guys?
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So, this is what you did with your summer, type this up:-)
I've never gone an entire session without quoting Monty Python. Nope I don't want to live in a world where I don't quote Monty Python.
That's as far as I made it.
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My wife once died by failing 6 DC 10 climb checks, any one of which would've saved her.
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Wow dude. Just wow.
Also, DS9 achievements FTW!!
I would have just stuck with the numbers, but SOME PEOPLE, decided they were too much of a hassle...
(Not me of course... I numbered mine...) >.>
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SOME PEOPLE
For the record (for those that don't want to read that monster) it is neither every post in that thread nor every item in the posts that I do quote (I edited a quote to remove the ones that don't apply).
So!
I realized I never actually did my title justice
Presuming I counted correctly (which is a presumption, not a guarantee)...
ACHIEVED ~ 356
27+13+12+3+2+11+9+3+2+2+5+5+3+8+4+1+1+1+5+5+1+2+3+3+4+4+2+3+13+6+7+3+3+2+4+ 3+1+4+3+5+2+4+11+2+4+2+2+2+1+1+9+10+13+10+4+6+6+3+4+39+8+4+3+2+3+3 = 27+25+5+20+17+11+17+9+8+18+19+6+4+7+7+15+6+7+20+23+10+9+43+12+5+6 = 52+25+28+26+26+25+11+22+13+43+19+55+11 = 52+53+52+36+35+62+66 = 105+88+97+66 = 193+163 = 356
(give-or-take 8)
(18 are vague enough to be entirely unknown)
AWARDED ~ 328
2+2+1+1+12+4+2+3+6+6+2+8+4+1+1+6+5+1+3+6+2+6+8+3+13+4+9+3+3+6+8+3+1+4+15+1+ 1+2+2+1+3+7+7+2+5+4+14+2+5+2+7+5+8+1+4+6+41+7+4+6+10+4+3 = 4+2+16+5+12+10+5+7+6+9+8+11+17+12+9+11+5+21+20+9+16+19+19+48+10+10+7 = 6+21+12+28+28+29+20+26+29+35+67+27 = 27+68+49+55+102+27 = 95+104+129 = 199+129 = 328
(give-or-take 1)
OTHER ~ 3
2+1 = 3
Note, that is because there is a fair amount of overlap - some of the things I've seen I've GM'd, and vice-verse. So... anyone else? What kind of numbers have you guys achieved?
To be clear - this wasn't for bragging. I honestly expected maybe a few dozen... but I found a lot more the more I actually thought about it.
More! Two more posts as of here...
... so...
... here we go!
Achievements For Other Planets
Just in case Pathfinder takes you to another world besides Golarion. Or wherever.
Nope, but I will soon! Also, I've GM'd this.
Does This Look Infected?
Contract a disease from another planet.Ieyui Nobomeno, Renmiri Yojuyogo
Worship a deity from another planet.
<snip>
One Small Step For Humanoid
Travel to another planet.Really Exotic Weapon Proficiency
Become proficient in five weapons of extraterrestrial origin.<snip>
Set Course For Home
You and your entire adventuring party get involuntarily transported to another planet.Tastes Like Chicken
Eat five distinct foods from another planet.<snip>
tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'?
Learn two languages not native to your planet.Wilma Deering Would Be Proud
Travel to every planet in your local solar system.You Say Water, I Say Dihydrogen Oxide
Drink five non-alcoholic liquids from another planet.
GM'd all of these... but some of them are easily kind of mundane - the languages, weapons, and similar are kind of mild, all-told.
You're Perfect!
Get tangled up in the ever growing story web the GM has been building for years.Trust Issues
Use Touch of Truthtelling or Detect Alignment on another party member.I Swear I'm not Psychic
As a spontaneous spellcaster have 3 or more "throwaway" spells have a significant role in a battle or the story.Nothing Better to do
As a PC, make and plan out a castle during adventure downtime.Totally a Native!
Purchase goods without knowing how to speak the shopkeeper's language.
I've done and GM'd for all of these!
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Nice work. (Both playing and editing/formatting that list)
The three I listed were all things the party did in a single game. I have one player who just loves the Apocalypse Now?! one though, he does it nearly every chance he gets.
Nice work. (Both playing and editing/formatting that list)
Thank you! (It wasn't easy...)
The three I listed were all things the party did in a single game. I have one player who just loves the Apocalypse Now?! one though, he does it nearly every chance he gets.
It's always amazing when players engage in unexpected creativity, and it can result in strange things!
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"Am I A Pedophile?" (seduce a Human when playing an Elf or other very long-lived race)... why do you come up with terrible names for your things. :I
Because you Favorite it anyway! >:D
Anyways....
Wow dude. Just wow.
What he said.
My tabletop RPG experience has actually been comparatively limited - bad luck and lack of friends/opportunities due largely to living in the wrong place. Pathfinder Society's been the most of what I've managed to do, aside from a few short/aborted/otherwise unsatisfactory attempts at people's home games. All told, let's see what I've managed (this including games other than D&D/Pathfinder):
1. "He's dead, Jim" (Be the first to die during a game)...
3. "It belongs in a museum" (Take an Artifact from a dungeon)
4. "A wizard is never late" (Be the last person to arrive at the game)
5. "Today is not that day" (Get Healed from 0 HP during an encounter)
1 was achieved in a Cyberpunk one-shot.
4 and 5 are easy.
I have achieved 3 in a TORG game at the very least - and it might be *just about* to happen in a game I'm in on here right now.
6. "Did I do that?" (Injure another party member through incompetence, or intent)
My Bloodrager had a non-lethal duel with a combat-oriented Oracle not very long ago. No hard feelings.
Longer ago, my Monk was on a mission to Nidal, where the temples of Zon-Kuthon accept pain as an alternative method of payment for their services. Being a Kuthite herself (and having a kind of "Laurel and Hardy" relationship with the Barbarian), my Monk volunteered to administer the pain (which took the form of an untrained Profession [Torturer] check) when the Barbarian chose to pay that way.
Then of course there was a PARANOIA game or two....
...14. "'Igor Allergic to Avocado'" (subsist for a week or longer on rations of a distinctly unappetizing variety)
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19. "'Why Couldn't She Be The Other Kind of Mermaid?!?'" (back out of a sexual encounter with a monster)
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23. "'I Think This Is The Beginning of a Beautiful Friendship'" (add a new party member after the game has started)
Definitely achieved 14 in a nasty adventure Orthos and I were both in on here for a while.
Achieved 19 in a Call of Cthulhu one-shot (it wasn't very Lovecraftian, though - it was about some kind of werewolf).
Achieved 23 at least a couple of times, both as addition and when someone else was the addition. There were two times that did not work out well at all, but there was a TORG game where that happened a few times and worked out, and I'm also in a game on here where that's happened a few times (others have come and gone, but only a small band of hard-cores manage to keep with it).
26. "Wait, No, they're....never mind!" (Be the one who charged to attack NPCs who may NOT be foes. Until now.)
My Cavalier earned 26 - then again, they were in the process of committing a hate crime against a child.
31. "That's what they all say." (Fail a bluff or diplomacy check to convince the law of your innocence.)
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33. "Dead men do tell tales." (obtain an important bit of information from a Speak With Corpse spell.)
Sort of achieved 31 in a game that didn't last for me - it was a xenophobic small town, I was a definite "xeno" kind of person, they demanded I register myself, I didn't want to give them my real name, yadda yadda, they let me go because I hadn't done anything wrong, but that didn't mean they liked or trusted me, kind of thing.
Achieved 33 a few times in (what wound up being) a CHAMPIONS one-shot where I played a necromancer who made a living as a detective.
44. "Neo maxi zoom dweebie." (Succeed on 100 knowledge checks)
I'm sure I've earned this by now. I normally play brainiacs.
47. "'Did Somebody Roll A 5 Or An 8?'" (free, deliberately or otherwise, someone or something who has been magically imprisoned or bound)49. "'My Bugs! My Bugs! My Bugs....'" (defeat a swarm)
I'm pretty sure I've done 47 at some point in my Society career - and who hasn't done 49?
55. "Knock Knock Knocking on Heaven's Door" (Fall into the negatives 10 times without dying)
Definitely achieved 55 - I'm kind of the king of close calls, and only suffered my first D&D/Pathfinder character death very recently (and it was only because an enemy had an unnatural hate-hard-on for Elves, of which mine was the only one in the party).
61. "One Small Step For A Man...." (travel to another plane)
62. "There's No Place Like Home" (return to the Prime Material Plane from somewhere else)
67. "'It's Full Of Stars....'" (travel to the Astral Plane)
My Kensei achieved 67, and since it returned, earning 61 and 62 go without saying.
73. "Soul Survivor, so-o-oul sur-vi-vor". Survive an otherwise TPK.
74. "Fire! Dah-nah-nuh!" Survive being set on fire or encounter with significant fire using opponent.
75. "you're as cold as ice!" As above but cold.
76. "Why you're Greased Lightning!" As above but Lightning....
I earned 73 in that "nasty adventure that Orthos was also in" I mentioned earlier. No doubt I've earned 74-76 along the way, depending on the parameters (offhand, I can remember my Summoner surviving a fireball that killed another PC, and my Alchemist surviving a lightning bolt that killed *that same* PC in a later adventure - and that time, it was for good).
82. FATALITY! (defeatoutright kill an enemy with a confirmed critical hit)
My Cavalier did that; that was fun. Others may have accomplished it along the way as well.
85. "Missed it by THAT much!" Fail an important roll by 1.
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88. "And LOVING it!" Accept a suicide mission.
89. "If only he'd used his powers for niceness." Defeat a main villain.
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No doubt I got 85 at some point. That adventure with Orthos (which I shall hereafter refer to as "Skiron's Redemption" for convenience) would qualify as 88, and I achieved 89 in it - as well as other times.
104. "Shouldn't we stop now?" (Set a numerical goal for something, reach it, and then just keep going)
Wellll...maybe not in an actual RPG. :)
"Put on the glasses!" - Win a fight that lasts longer than 10 rounds.
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I've probably earned this at some point.
'ROUS's? I dont think they exist.' Survive an attack by giant vermin
Sure.
"Down here its our time. Its our time down here" - adventure in an underground cave system
Of course!
"Excellent!"- Obtain a magical vehicle"The Joining"- Survive a dangerous rite of passage
"Griff Ball"- Be the butt of 20 jokes
The first? Yes, but it led to the game being aborted due to a miscommunication gone totally haywire.
The second? Oh, yes - especially where my Bloodrager was concerned.
The third? Don't get me started!
..."'I Used The Brainslave Spell On My Dad!'" (be recognized for having the most impressively large gaming library in the group)
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No doubt I've earned this.
"There is do, and do not. There is no try." Succeed with the exact number required on a roll.
Evidently, my Sorcerer earned this once.
Once More Into the Breach: Survive the Blakros Museum. Again.
Sword-Chucks, Yo!: Be proficient in three or more exotic weapons.
Achieved the first, and anyone with a Monk PC has achieved the second.
"Living The Dream I" (slay a dragon)
"Living The Dream II" (rescue a princess/prince)...
"Living The Dream IV" (recover a Good artifact)
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Achieved I and II in Pathfinder, and IV in TORG (see above).
Now it's an RPG: The first time the campaign has a quest into the sewers.
Certainly got this.
We Interrupt This Program...
Join a game session that you are five minutes late for.
Judging by myself and my parents, I've concluded that punctuality is strongly influenced by genes. Mine aren't very good.
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: Have a good character, evil character, and a character with a Charisma score lower than 8 in the same party.
We may have had that when I was in The Dragon's Demand.
I will call this PART 1. I'll get back to you on the rest.
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So, about the alchemist achievement I called "How Breaking Bad Should Have Ended," that's because Breaking Bad didn't end with Walter White dying in a colossal meth lab explosion like I was expecting. I was a little disappointed.
Also, I named a couple achievements after Phantasy Star Quadrilogy stuff and I'm surprised nobody got the references. ;_;
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Alright, time for PART 2...
Win by the skin of your teeth: Win an encounter where everybody on your side is hors de combat--but not dead--at the end of it. (Yes, this is possible--drop the last enemy with ongoing damage or else some AOE attack dropped both sides simultaneously.)
The MMO version of this would be to win a battle despite a TPK. (It's happened to me--we were all dead but I got off a resurrection spell before I died.)
THIS. The "MMO version" of this was my crowning story of glory from World of Warcraft. My Balance-major/Restoration-minor Druid single-handedly (possibly with the help of a Warlock's Soulstone) turned a TPK into a victory in one of those early dungeons with the red orcs in the Outlands. The corpses of my party members were cheering me on as I clung to life with Nature's Grasp, Rejuvenation, Innervate, and most significantly, Force of Nature. As one of the others said, "don't ever respec, Daghda !" I wasn't planning on it. :)
An adventurer is you!: Create a Pathfinder character.
Gee, YA THINK?
All in the reflexes: Make a Reflex save at a dramatically appropriate moment.
Possibly; I can't remember anything in particular off-hand.
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
Take a level in a prestige class.
Done this a time or two (and more on the way).
A Wizard is Never Late Be the last to arrive for game, bonus if it's more than half an hour later than everyone else.
I've probably done this. Judging by my parents, I think punctuality is influenced by genes. Mine are bad.
"And if you do not listen, then the hell with you"
- Failed a request for divine aid. Bonus experience if said request was done in an Austrian accent.
I sort of got this when I was playing a pre-gen Cleric of Corellon Larethian in a one-shot. I cast augury and got a "weal and woe" result where the "weal" was only "weal" in an iffy technicality sort of way. As the DM said, "your god's Chaotic, what do you want?"
No Austrian accent points.
According to the Onion: Fumble a Knowledge Check
I've made many a Knowledge check in my time; seldom do I fumble them, but probably not never.
"My Hovercraft is Full of Eels" (fumble a Linguistics check)
Same as previous.
Should've Taken a Left Turn at Albuquerque Be the last person to arrive to game.
As previously alluded to, I'm positive I've been this frequently enough.
After 5 agonizing days the cobra died - Make a fortitude save vs. poison with a natural 20
Entirely possible, not like I'd remember in particular.
Tom Marvolo Riddle Award for Scholastic Merit: Take your first level in Wizard with 20 Int.
Of course!
"What do you see?" (cast a detect spell for the first time)
I did this at some point, obviously.
Sic Simper Tyrannosaurus Kill a dinosaur
I think we did this in TORG....
Know-it-all: Have at least 1 skill point in all knowledge skills.
Got this.
This is Sparta: Fight an army from a pass they have to squeeze through slowly.
Pretty sure I've been party to this at some point.
"Think of the Happiest Thought...." (cast fly)
"Tempus Fugit" (cast haste and slow in the same combat)
"Making Lovecraft" (cast black tentacles)
Done all three of these ("Tempus Fugit" and "Making Lovecraft" both by my Summoner).
Unconventional...- create an unconventional character
Oh, YES!
Slartibartfast. I told you it wasnt important - Create an unconventional name for a character.
How does "Winter Qadathra Pyramid" sound (a character I made for a single-player 1e adventure)?
Fun while it lasted. Be the only survivor of a near-TPK.
Yes. I was in a "Way of the Wicked - meets - Tomb of Horrors" game on here that turned out that way.
Rise, Rise from your Graves! Raise/resurrect/reincarnate your entire party after a battle, bonus points if that includes yourself.
I nearly did this (sans the "includes yourself" clause) in that adventure, but everyone else had decided enough was enough.
"Virgo" (successfully complete a "rescue" campaign)
"Scorpio" (successfully complete a "stop Sauron" campaign)
The only campaign I've ever completed to date, sad to say, is The Dragon's Demand - and it's one or the other of these, so I got that one.
What do your Elf Eyes See: Elf fails an easy Perception check.
Given my affinity for Elves and my penchant for using Wisdom as a "dump stat," I'm sure I've done this plenty of times.
Voted off the island- get kicked out of a gaming group
Yes. :(
A Team! - Have every party member contribute something significant in a boss fight.
I'm sure this has happened.
"Not Today" (return from the dead)
My Alchemist has done this - and to date, is the only Pathfinder/D&D character of mine who's died (and it was only because he was the only Elf in a fight against a harpy archer who HATED Elves for some reason)!
Not an Orphan
Created a PC whose parents weren't tragically killed.
I don't tend to think about my how my characters' parents are doing, but I certainly don't assume they're orphans.
The Power of Snuggles Compels You! - Grapple a charmed or dominated party member in order to keep them from going crazy/
Even though it was mainly the Druid's lion Companion who kept the huge Barbarian under wraps when he'd been dominated, I think my Monk helped too.
Go Go Power Wizards
Get a Colossal construct to fight a kaiju.
This happened in a Society adventure I was in (unless they were Gargantuan and not Colossal).
Well, that covers me up to page 8 - until Part 3!
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I'll admit that the 'Why Are You All Wearing Red Shirts, Anyway?' and the 'George R. R. Martin's Student' achievements I came up with are ones you don't really want to get in the first place...
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Here we go again! PART 3...
I SHIP IT!!!: Marry an NPC after completing the adventure
Well, technically yes, having played Poog in We Be Goblins! (although the final line of that game was, "Poog, uh, Poog think that he...maybe he like boys").
Sir Hickenheim Olgenford Winthrop Galadeir McPharny XIV, Last Glorious Heir To The Opalescent Throne Of The Majestic House Spaggendeer Of The Land Of Xorgil, Where The Will Of The Mahogany Xylophone Reigns Supreme: Play a noble character with a ridiculously long name
Does this fellow count?
How about him?
No One Expects The...: Kill an enemy with an improvised weapon
I think I may have done this when I played RAVENLOFT adventure "The Created;" as best I can recall, I killed an animated roller skate with a steak knife - while I was riding inside it!
Can't You Play an Elf Like a Normal Human Being?
Replace one race's entire set of default racial traits with alternate racial traits.
This might count for that - he still has the 1/day spell-like ability, but it's one from a variant Celestial heritage.
...And Desert You...: Spend an every round in a combat adjacent to an ally.
I've been in a lot of combats, so probably at some point - definitely if you include familiars/Eidolons!
Mission Impossible: Get through an entire, multiple hour session without anyone making a Monty Python reference.
Done that many times. SHAME ON US ALL!!!
Well, You Promise You Won't Tell? - sleep with the BBEG
It wasn't exactly a "home run," but I did seduce the BBEG in a SERENITY RPG one-shot where I played the femme fatale character and got at least as far as "First Base" before I started stabbing him with a poison knife, then
I've Got to Keep Control - succeed at a Will save against a mind-affecting effect
Who hasn't done this at least once? Easy-peasy.
That's a Rather Tender Subject - engage in cannibalism
I forget if MMOs count for this - because if so, Lydia the Forsaken Warlock certainly did this often enough.
There's also this character, who gains the wisdom of the dead by eating bits of them.
What Charming Underclothes - be stripped of all your belongings
Happened to this guy when he was sentenced to a prison-hell.
There was also a 3.5 one-shot I did years ago where the party suffered that same fate.
Some Kind of Hunting Lodge for Rich Weirdos - the party gains its own keep
I actually got this, once - sadly, that game could have gone A LOT better, and was finally scuttled when one of the players' cars, in which most the game's materials were kept, was stolen.
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse:Roll a natural 20 on a Bluff, Diplomacy, or Intimidate check.
It's too generic to remember specifics, but no doubt I've managed this one occasion.
Claude Raines Was the Invisible Man - spend an entire session separated from the party
I was being "groomed" as a latecomer for a 1st Edition game where all the other PCs were ahead of me, and the DM was requiring me to reach their level by playing through, so I did some solo playing - the DM was a cool guy who knew what he was doing and all, but I learned I just didn't care for solo D&D, so I dropped out of that.
Fantasy-Western-Cosmic Horror-Politcal Intrigue-Mass Effect 2: Have fun in a setting that, by rights, should be an insane mish-mash of incoherence with no internal logic, but the DM somehow manages to pull off.
That might describe the RISUS game I was all-too-briefly in.
It might also describe TORG, which I enjoyed.
Is this the real life? - play a game set in a your home town
I briefly played a CHAMPIONS superhero game like this (although in my case, "my home town" is a tricky thing to pin down); the PCs were we the players ourselves, and the premise was that it was THIS REAL WORLD, save that suddenly there was a mysterious phenomenon that turned some of us into supers. Cool idea, but I found the execution a bit boring, sadly.
Is this just fantasy - play a non-human character
GEE, YA THINK!?!?
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see - acquire a new patron deity in game
This happened to my TORG character when an Aysleish priestess rolled super-well on a heal spell for my Orrorshan Byronic lunatic-occultist. Dunad's better than the Sacellum, I'll say that much.
Anyway the wind blows - gain the ability to fly
Absolutely. Numerous characters, numerous places.
Of Doom! Wield any item named _____ of Doom!
Does the "of Doom" item enchantment from Might & Magic VI-VIII count?
They agree with me Attempt to win a rules argument with the GM by showing them a forum thread you started that doesn't have a post by anyone who writes the rules or a proper FAQ entry.
I might have done this, though I don't know if all the criteria was ever met.
Obscure Mnemonic: Remember that obscure item you kept 'just in case' and use it when needed.
I might have done this.
The Gamer: Successfully cast a magic missile spell against a creature shrouded in darkness.
Does attacking an undead shadow - and in a dark room, to boot - count?
A Terminal Case of Newt - the target of your baleful polymorph spell fails both its saving throws, and lives out the rest of its days as a harmless animal
My Witch finally did this in his previous adventure. A milestone if ever there was one. :)
Multi-racial Harmony: Each member of the party is a different race.
Breadth of Specialisms: Each member of the party is a different class AND there are at least one of the Martial, Arcane and Divine classes within.
Multi-faith Counsel: Each member of the party follows a different faith.
I've been in all these.
That's all for now, I'll return for PART 4...sometime!
... can't really argue with an awesome title like that... >.>