Post your best PFS / Golarion Koan!

[Mattastrophic]

How does one ask a creature a question that is pondered by a person?

[Keylac]

What do 3rd level paladins call the Isle of Terror?

[Alistair Quinnell]

Castilliano wrote:

Do medusa snakes poop?

This is answered in a novel by Seanan McGuire, and it's fairly disgusting and requires a special shampoo to deal with it.

[Castilliano]

Where can beauty lie in Golarion, where no beholders be?

[Mattastrophic]

Why is the profoundness of a question measured by the asker's ability to confound with words? Is it the question that is profound, or is it an abstraction created by the speaker?

[BigNorseWolf]

What color is your snapleaf?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

What have I got in my pocket?

[Slothsy]

If Zyphus's goal is accidential death of all, why hasn't he accidentially died yet?

If Greotus's face is the side of the moon facing the Boneyard, is he mooning everyone not in the Boneyard?

[Mattastrophic]

Who is Princess Eutropia's mother?

[BigNorseWolf]

How does an andoran behead a Vargouille?

[Thod]

Merisal The Risen wrote:

BigNorseWolf wrote:

pH unbalanced wrote:

Can a Cavalier use spam flags as his Banner?

Thats an evil act. Using spam flags as a banner will get you the ban hammer.

Anyone else thinking I'd pay the atonement costs to get myself a ban hammer for my character

Which damage dice would best represent a medium sized ban hammer

[QuidEst]

What is the DC to jump over a ten foot pit?

[claudekennilol]

If only whatever this mythical koan thing were actually known to the general public then maybe it would be possible to contribute.

[BigNorseWolf]

How does one explain what a koan is?

[claudekennilol]

QuidEst wrote:

What is the DC to jump over a ten foot pit?

10. I know this because it was my thread.

[BartonOliver]

claudekennilol wrote:

If only whatever this mythical koan thing were actually known to the general public then maybe it would be possible to contribute.

If a dictionary isn't in the Additional Resources, does that mean it's not PFS legal to look up a word? (as a terrible koan)

And for reference wiki or Merriam-Webster

[Slothsy]

If you could make a word caster, would it be legal to catch a fellow pc in an cone of koans?

I know most of these aren't true koans, but I won't quibble :P

[QuidEst]

claudekennilol wrote:

QuidEst wrote:

What is the DC to jump over a ten foot pit?

10. I know this because it was my thread.

How many pages must a rules question reach before it is a koan?