Who?
I heard that KC is jealous of the Pathfinder goblins and quit adventuring to get the band back together. But maybe that's just because he lost his cleaver and I found it!
I have it on good authority that KC doesn't think at all.
Interesting how this statement does not contradict any statement that follows it...hmmm...
I have it on better authority that Gark the Goblin hates both pie and cake.
I don't hate Pathfinder, I hate all of you. ;p
Why is it that if you put smurf in your alias, it doesn't turn you into a smurf?
I have it on very good authority that Kobold Cleaver thinks Pathfinder is too wishy-washy and has no theme. Any rebuttals?
Was this meant to be inflammatory? 'Cause I am no fan of Pathfinder either.
Was this meant to be inflammatory?
For pain and inflammation try Preparation H.
If you're a poodle the H stands for hump. ;)
There is not enough Preparation H in the world to dull the pain of yet another dungeon crawl. :P
I have it on good authority, from a source I won't share, that Kobold Cleaver is actually a human being who posts on a forum on a retail website under an alias.
There is, however, no evidence to support this claim, whereas the fuzzy pictures of a kobold using a cleaver to spread Belgian Mayonnaise on an Amish farmgirl are much more credible.
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There is, however, no evidence to support this claim, whereas the fuzzy pictures of a kobold using a cleaver to spread Belgian Mayonnaise on an Amish farmgirl are much more credible.
I've seen this picture. Creepy!
I've also heard rumor of a video purporting to show the aforementioned kobold, cleaver in hand, ambling along in a wilderness clearing, ahead of a thick treeline. Some folks have, however, argued that this is likely just some guy in a poorly constructed kobold outfit (which would explain the hideousness).
Pff, elitist drama queen...
Yes?
Just sayin'...
You know you wish you could play in one of my campaigns.
Only a Hero campaign. I love undecypherable math.
Play Kobold Hero! You can ride a poodle!!!
Only a Hero campaign. I love undecypherable math.
Who knows. Maybe they will dumb it down in 6th.
Huuuuuuurrrrrrlll
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Huuuuuuurrrrrrlll
Bad Vomit Guy! No eating the goblin! You know he isn't good for you!
Splooooooorrrtch!
I think I got some on my paws.....
*begins humping Callous Jack's other leg* YAP! YAP!
Yeah, I know too well how dogs "clean up" vomit. It's enough to make a guy... well, vomit.
Humps Cockapoo while he humps Callous Jack's leg
YAP YAP!
Humps Cockapoo while he humps Callous Jack's leg
YAP YAP!
*Gives a mean look at Dread Lord Poodle* GRRRRR!!!
I hate KC so I don't care what he cares or not... :P
*licks KC and all poodles in this thread*
The "Great Licking Cleave" feat sure its paying off!
Yeah, I know too well how dogs "clean up" vomit. It's enough to make a guy... well, vomit.
Hey, don't knock it until you try it! YAP! YAP!
I hate KC so I don't care what he cares or not... :P
Awww, the butterfroggy doesn't like me....*cries*
Smurfity-doo-dah! You guys found my marble!
*Fireballs ----*
Wow! Look at what it is doing now!
I'm gonna kick smurf at the upcoming marbles competition...
I think I'll call you, "The Great Ball of Fire."
Puts in asbestos marbles bag.
I would put this thread back on topic if I had the least idea what the topic was.
So we are devoting a thread to games people hate? Or trying to out KC as unpatriotic?
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I heard that KC likes to kick children and steal lollipops from puppies.I heard KC draws little hearts around all the pictures of Sebastian he keeps around the house.
Hey now, let's not say anything we can't take back.
...Aww, come on! Why can;t we have a thread dedicated to mocking somebody else for a change? How about Courtfool? Everybody hates poodles!