Try to top the previous comment about boredom level.
Boredom level...watching How I met your mother.
Watching Sprout TV, and you don't have any kids...
Watch the weather channel in a foreign language.
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Shopping at Home Depot ("You'll Feel Right At Home," my ass!).
Watching Sissyl reread Twilight.
"Playing" Mario Teaches Typing.
Engaging in "self love" to Mario Teaches Typing
Became bored of doing that and weeping silently in the corner.
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Abraham spalding wrote: 43 6f 6e 76 65 72 74 69 6e 67 20 79 6f 75 72 20 6d 65 73 73 61 67 65 20 74 6f 20 68 65 78 20 62 79 20 68 61 6e 64 20 66 6f 72 20 61 20 66 6f 72 75 6d 20 67 61 6d 65 2e I'm almost bored enough to look up hexidecimal and translate that...
almost.
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Posting in a political thread in the Off-topic Forum with the intent of actually changing someone's point of view.
Engaging myself in a staring contest with a portrait on the wall.
Actually resorting to the games that come with Windows.
Counting individual air molecules... wait, lost count, gotta start over.
To see if your leg will calcify if you keep it still for long enough.
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Doing Sissyl's hair - I'm pretty sure that requires pliers, a tiny fork, a hammer and chisel, a belt sander, heavy gloves, and a couple of extra-strength rubber bands at the very least.
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Guarding the Canadian-American border.
GoatToucher wrote: Watching C-SPAN. You win, hands down.
Hama wrote: GoatToucher wrote: Watching C-SPAN. You win, hands down. Do they...watch C-SPAN much in Serbia? I knew American culture was globalized, but I'd have thought that was a bridge too far.
Watching C-Span... while actually in a congressional hearing.
Doing long multiplication.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: Hama wrote: GoatToucher wrote: Watching C-SPAN. You win, hands down. Do they...watch C-SPAN much in Serbia? I knew American culture was globalized, but I'd have thought that was a bridge too far. I've seen it a few times. Usually when I don't get a joke in a movie or TV show I research it. Different cultures and all that. So I ended up watching a lot of US television.
Doing long multiplication in base 9001 by hand.
Watching the world championship of long division.
Calculating Pi to the smallest decimal possible and then checking to see if that makes the universe expand faster.
ISO certifying your RPG group for fun.
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I'm so bored I searched it, linked it, and copied the header here.
We're ISO, the International Organization for Standardization. We develop and publish International Standards.
Go to ISO..
http://www.iso.org/iso/home.html
Dividing by 0. Oops. I may have just accidentally started the end of the world.
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Dividing by zero?
I'm so bored that I'm multiplying by one.
Or given rise to a new era of "hope" for the simpleton masses.
In my experience, it's usually divided by a hundred.
I divide by 0 all the time.
Attempting to graph quadratic functions in 7 dimensions.
Gaming with incorrigible bean-counters.
Watching paint dry, scraping the new paint layer off, repainting the wall, and watching it dry again.
Reaching the end of the internet at this thread.
Filling in mock tax forms.
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Sacking your feet, inviting your feet to reapply for their old positions, re-interviewing them and then hiring them again at the same salary.
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Waiting for Godot.
Inconsiderate f!*$er takes always forever, he promised he'd be here by now!
Relearning the formal definition of a reimann integral.
When I was done with that, I sent a massage that was like two pages long in the Pathfinder whatsapp group that started with the phrase "short question:" and followed up with an entire setting of a post apocalyptic world, asking my players what they would do, and then discussing the best way to survive for nearly an hour.
That... was a difficult afternoon.
Watching helplessly as America starts another war.
Watching religious fanatics debate.
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Trying to win the Last Poster Wins Thread.
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