paizo.com Recent Posts in Goofus and Gallantpaizo.com Recent Posts in Goofus and Gallant2015-11-17T02:33:17Z2015-11-17T02:33:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantDedrick, The Professor (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6812022-03-21T20:22:09Z2022-03-21T20:22:09Z<p>Goofus takes that creed literally (a little <i>too</i> literally).</p>
<p>Gallant seeks to slay IHIYC for starting this silly game.</p>Goofus takes that creed literally (a little too literally).
Gallant seeks to slay IHIYC for starting this silly game.Dedrick, The Professor (alias of Jurassic Bard)2022-03-21T20:22:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantI'm Hiding In Your Closethttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6802022-03-06T00:46:31Z2022-03-06T00:33:17Z<p>Goofus then tried to <i>also</i> blame him for botching the sequence of the game rules!</p>
<p>Gallant's creed is "GIGO", and so always RTFMs to avoid winding up in a PLBKAC.</p>Goofus then tried to also blame him for botching the sequence of the game rules!
Gallant's creed is "GIGO", and so always RTFMs to avoid winding up in a PLBKAC.I'm Hiding In Your Closet2022-03-06T00:33:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantCount Reiner Heydrich (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6792022-02-14T14:51:23Z2022-02-14T14:51:23Z<p>Goofus jumped up to the highest window in the tower to peek at the princess bathing.</p>
<p>Gallant tried to intervene, only to be accused of peeking instead.</p>Goofus jumped up to the highest window in the tower to peek at the princess bathing.
Gallant tried to intervene, only to be accused of peeking instead.Count Reiner Heydrich (alias of Jurassic Bard)2022-02-14T14:51:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantDM Greaek (alias of Greek Stronghammer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6782019-04-12T05:56:22Z2019-04-12T05:56:22Z<p>This was a fun one</p>
<p>Gallant tries to bring dead threads back</p>This was a fun one
Gallant tries to bring dead threads backDM Greaek (alias of Greek Stronghammer)2019-04-12T05:56:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantDM Greaek (alias of Greek Stronghammer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6772018-02-18T23:54:47Z2018-02-18T23:54:47Z<p>Goofus has a battle music playlist with exclusively disney songs</p>
<p>Gallant tries to avoid making to overpowered characters so that everyone is the same power level</p>Goofus has a battle music playlist with exclusively disney songs
Gallant tries to avoid making to overpowered characters so that everyone is the same power levelDM Greaek (alias of Greek Stronghammer)2018-02-18T23:54:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantTerrinamhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6762018-02-10T03:46:27Z2018-02-10T03:46:27Z<p>Goofus keeps the party thoroughly balanced by beating anyone who disagrees with his character dictates into submission.</p>
<p>Gallant doesn't sing Disney songs at the table unless requested to avoid annoying people.</p>Goofus keeps the party thoroughly balanced by beating anyone who disagrees with his character dictates into submission.
Gallant doesn't sing Disney songs at the table unless requested to avoid annoying people.Terrinam2018-02-10T03:46:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantDM Greaek (alias of Greek Stronghammer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6752018-02-10T02:17:20Z2018-02-10T02:17:20Z<p>Goofus plays 5th edition and uses his pathfinder character, because "They are called UNIVERSEal rules for a reason guys"</p>
<p>Gallant holds off until everyone has made a character to make his so the party is thoroughly balanced</p>Goofus plays 5th edition and uses his pathfinder character, because "They are called UNIVERSEal rules for a reason guys"
Gallant holds off until everyone has made a character to make his so the party is thoroughly balancedDM Greaek (alias of Greek Stronghammer)2018-02-10T02:17:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantI'm Hiding In Your Closethttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6742018-02-09T23:20:13Z2018-02-09T23:20:13Z<p>Goofus is deeply uncomfortable with blood, sharp blades, fire, death, nudity, pirates, assassins, tentacles, or anything at all that violates his religious beliefs (such as sorcery, homosexuality, gambling, alcohol, polytheism, and portrayal of males as having just as many ribs as females). The only game his group ever gets to play is <i>Settlers of Catan</i>. One person eventually got fed up and complained, so Goofus vented about that player on Twitter, leading to a mob harassment campaign that ended with the player's suicide.</p>
<p>Gallant approaches every new setting and system he is introduced to with a fresh mind; he does not mistake the concepts and mechanics of games he's used to for a universal truth how ALL games "should be" - after all, he's in an entirely different universe now!</p>Goofus is deeply uncomfortable with blood, sharp blades, fire, death, nudity, pirates, assassins, tentacles, or anything at all that violates his religious beliefs (such as sorcery, homosexuality, gambling, alcohol, polytheism, and portrayal of males as having just as many ribs as females). The only game his group ever gets to play is Settlers of Catan. One person eventually got fed up and complained, so Goofus vented about that player on Twitter, leading to a mob harassment campaign that...I'm Hiding In Your Closet2018-02-09T23:20:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantGreek Stronghammerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6732018-02-01T02:44:00Z2018-02-01T02:44:00Z<p>Goofus takes note of the strange culture's ways, and than mocks their cultures with his army buddies as he slaughters women and children</p>
<p>Gallant is respectful of other's comfort levels when DMing, making sure he does not violate player's comfort zone</p>Goofus takes note of the strange culture's ways, and than mocks their cultures with his army buddies as he slaughters women and children
Gallant is respectful of other's comfort levels when DMing, making sure he does not violate player's comfort zoneGreek Stronghammer2018-02-01T02:44:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantI'm Hiding In Your Closethttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6722018-01-31T01:58:27Z2018-01-31T01:58:27Z<p>Goofus builds a wicker man and keeps a hundred men, women, and children warm for the rest of their lives.</p>
<p>Gallant records his observations of the many strange cultures that he and his army do battle with scrupulously, fairly, and honestly; though he is required to fight them as part of his duty to his people and his liege, his duty to posterity and Truth is even greater.</p>Goofus builds a wicker man and keeps a hundred men, women, and children warm for the rest of their lives.
Gallant records his observations of the many strange cultures that he and his army do battle with scrupulously, fairly, and honestly; though he is required to fight them as part of his duty to his people and his liege, his duty to posterity and Truth is even greater.I'm Hiding In Your Closet2018-01-31T01:58:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantTerrinamhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6712018-01-30T23:45:13Z2018-01-30T23:45:13Z<p>Goofus teleports any player who doesn't stick to the rules exactly into Tiamat's stomach.</p>
<p>Gallant keeps a man warm for a day by building him a fire.</p>Goofus teleports any player who doesn't stick to the rules exactly into Tiamat's stomach.
Gallant keeps a man warm for a day by building him a fire.Terrinam2018-01-30T23:45:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantVixieMoondewhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6702018-01-30T16:32:49Z2018-01-30T16:32:49Z<p>Goofus one-shots his player's son's PC in the surprise round of first combat on his birthday.</p>
<p>Gallant is willing to bend the rules a little bit for a PC to have an interesting character, so long as it doesn't upset the game balance.</p>Goofus one-shots his player's son's PC in the surprise round of first combat on his birthday.
Gallant is willing to bend the rules a little bit for a PC to have an interesting character, so long as it doesn't upset the game balance.VixieMoondew2018-01-30T16:32:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantGreek Stronghammerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6692018-01-08T22:35:33Z2018-01-08T22:35:33Z<p>Goofus knows that one of his players has arachnophobia, so he cooks spiders and makes a spider only game</p>
<p>Gallant runs a one-shot for one of his player's son's birthday party after a request</p>Goofus knows that one of his players has arachnophobia, so he cooks spiders and makes a spider only game
Gallant runs a one-shot for one of his player's son's birthday party after a requestGreek Stronghammer2018-01-08T22:35:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantVentnorhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6682018-01-08T18:57:59Z2018-01-08T18:57:59Z<p>Goofus broke into each of his player’s homes and wrote “chaotic evil” in the alignment section of their character sheets. When asked why, he explained that good characters would have complimented his GMPC more.</p>
<p>Gallant knows that one of his player’s has arachnophobia and checks if it’s okay with them before including giant spiders as enemies in his encounters.</p>Goofus broke into each of his player’s homes and wrote “chaotic evil” in the alignment section of their character sheets. When asked why, he explained that good characters would have complimented his GMPC more.
Gallant knows that one of his player’s has arachnophobia and checks if it’s okay with them before including giant spiders as enemies in his encounters.Ventnor2018-01-08T18:57:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantGreek Stronghammerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6672017-12-25T18:48:59Z2017-12-25T18:48:59Z<p>When Goofus has a complaint about the rules he tells the gm by throwing a rock through the window, with a note filled with obscenities and very few rule complaints</p>
<p>When Gallant thinks one of his character's needs an alignment change he tells the player than explains why.</p>When Goofus has a complaint about the rules he tells the gm by throwing a rock through the window, with a note filled with obscenities and very few rule complaints
When Gallant thinks one of his character's needs an alignment change he tells the player than explains why.Greek Stronghammer2017-12-25T18:48:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantTrigger Loadedhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6662017-12-25T03:23:24Z2017-12-25T03:23:24Z<p>His fellow players claim you can catch the whiff of roquefort when Goofus goes on one of his long-winded rule interpretation arguments.</p>
<p>Gallant raises complaints with the GM after the game in a well-composed e-mail, stating his concerns without falling to insults.</p>His fellow players claim you can catch the whiff of roquefort when Goofus goes on one of his long-winded rule interpretation arguments.
Gallant raises complaints with the GM after the game in a well-composed e-mail, stating his concerns without falling to insults.Trigger Loaded2017-12-25T03:23:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantI'm Hiding In Your Closethttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6652017-11-25T22:16:52Z2017-11-25T22:16:52Z<p>Goofus does the same, and even has a special RPG planned for the occasion: Hardcore LARP murder mystery!</p>
<p>Gallant uses common sense and basic ethics when interpreting the rules. No "cheese" for him.</p>Goofus does the same, and even has a special RPG planned for the occasion: Hardcore LARP murder mystery!
Gallant uses common sense and basic ethics when interpreting the rules. No "cheese" for him.I'm Hiding In Your Closet2017-11-25T22:16:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantVentnorhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6642017-11-25T21:10:13Z2017-11-25T21:10:13Z<p>Goofus roleplays his divination spells by grabbing the next chapter of the adventure path and memorizing it.</p>
<p>Gallant lets his players stay the night of bad weather makes the trip home too dangerous.</p>Goofus roleplays his divination spells by grabbing the next chapter of the adventure path and memorizing it.
Gallant lets his players stay the night of bad weather makes the trip home too dangerous.Ventnor2017-11-25T21:10:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantI'm Hiding In Your Closethttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6632017-11-24T22:22:17Z2017-11-24T22:21:33Z<p>Goofus sacrificed a 3-year old orphan to save his character 25 gp on an offering for <i>augury</i> spell.</p>
<p>Gallant roleplays his divination spells using inspiration from actual folk divination techniques.</p>Goofus sacrificed a 3-year old orphan to save his character 25 gp on an offering for augury spell.
Gallant roleplays his divination spells using inspiration from actual folk divination techniques.I'm Hiding In Your Closet2017-11-24T22:21:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantGreek Stronghammerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6622017-11-24T18:47:16Z2017-11-24T18:47:16Z<p>Goofus insults even people with his gaming preferences </p>
<p>Gallant sacrificed his 3-year character to save a group of orphans</p>Goofus insults even people with his gaming preferences
Gallant sacrificed his 3-year character to save a group of orphansGreek Stronghammer2017-11-24T18:47:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantVentnorhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6612017-11-21T23:22:59Z2017-11-21T23:22:59Z<p>Goofus was sued by Marvel for infringing on the Incredible Hulk.</p>
<p>Gallant doesn’t disparage people online with different gaming preferences with his with language like “roll-player” or “special snowflake.”</p>Goofus was sued by Marvel for infringing on the Incredible Hulk.
Gallant doesn’t disparage people online with different gaming preferences with his with language like “roll-player” or “special snowflake.”Ventnor2017-11-21T23:22:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantSliska Zafirhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6602017-10-31T04:33:08Z2017-10-31T04:33:08Z<p>Goofus is so irritated by new players, he taxes their patience by repeating the rules at every opportunity.</p>
<p>Gallant masters his rage so that his rage doesn't become his master.</p>Goofus is so irritated by new players, he taxes their patience by repeating the rules at every opportunity.
Gallant masters his rage so that his rage doesn't become his master.Sliska Zafir2017-10-31T04:33:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantFreedom Bird (alias of Ventnor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6592017-10-26T23:43:17Z2017-10-26T23:43:17Z<p>Goofus always asks if someone wants the last slice because he loves the annoyed look on other people’s faces when he takes it anyway.</p>
<p>Gallant is patient with new players who are struggling to learn the rules.</p>Goofus always asks if someone wants the last slice because he loves the annoyed look on other people’s faces when he takes it anyway.
Gallant is patient with new players who are struggling to learn the rules.Freedom Bird (alias of Ventnor)2017-10-26T23:43:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantSliska Zafirhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6582017-10-20T23:55:37Z2017-10-20T23:55:37Z<p>Goofus asks his players what kind of campaign they want to play in before preparing it, runs the first 3/4 of the first scene as they wanted it, and then unloads his own devilish, horrific and oppressive twists over the next 20 levels.</p>
<p>Gallant always asks if someone wants the last slice before taking it.</p>Goofus asks his players what kind of campaign they want to play in before preparing it, runs the first 3/4 of the first scene as they wanted it, and then unloads his own devilish, horrific and oppressive twists over the next 20 levels.
Gallant always asks if someone wants the last slice before taking it.Sliska Zafir2017-10-20T23:55:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Goofus and GallantVentnorhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s3yh&page=14?Goofus-and-Gallant#6572017-10-19T00:21:44Z2017-10-19T00:21:44Z<p>Goofus charges old ladies exorbitant fees before he'll help them across the street. And he still doesn't know why his Paladin fell.</p>
<p>Gallant asks his players what kind of campaign they want to play in before preparing it, to ensure that everyone has a good time.</p>Goofus charges old ladies exorbitant fees before he'll help them across the street. And he still doesn't know why his Paladin fell.
Gallant asks his players what kind of campaign they want to play in before preparing it, to ensure that everyone has a good time.Ventnor2017-10-19T00:21:44Z