101 most absurd mounts


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55. A giant (and very accomodating) demi-lich

Scarab Sages

56. A tumbleweed *cue sproingy spaghetti western music*

57. A hat with an enormous brim that can travel with the wind Anyone here familiar with the Quangle Wangle?


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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Oh, just have a Vudran astronomer declare that the planet is, in fact, the head of a giant cosmic man or something.

53. An asteroid

54. a bomb

A bomb, specifically a nuclear bomb, was used that way in "Dr. Strangelove."


*looks up thread*
Huh, kind of surprised that no one has said it yet.

55. A succubus


This isn't from Pathfinder but Amber DRPG. I was leading the party through Shadow and decided that we needed some mounts. So I lead them to a mountainous shadow that used horse sized mountain goats as the steed of choice. Way cooler than just a horse.


Limeylongears wrote:
55. A giant (and very accomodating) demi-lich

Icyshadow listed "Demilich" as #24.


Nermal2097 wrote:
This isn't from Pathfinder but Amber DRPG. I was leading the party through Shadow and decided that we needed some mounts. So I lead them to a mountainous shadow that used horse sized mountain goats as the steed of choice. Way cooler than just a horse.

You can also do this (goat riding, not traveling in shadow, sadly) in Pokemon X and Y, though sadly only in a couple of limited areas.

Grand Lodge

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Nermal2097 wrote:
This isn't from Pathfinder but Amber DRPG. I was leading the party through Shadow and decided that we needed some mounts. So I lead them to a mountainous shadow that used horse sized mountain goats as the steed of choice. Way cooler than just a horse.

Would have been even cooler if it was Bruce Springsteen riding a Horse sized Duck. :)


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Aaron Bitman wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
55. A giant (and very accomodating) demi-lich
Icyshadow listed "Demilich" as #24.

Alright.

[EDIT]. 55: Two demiliches - one for each foot. Like rollerskates.


LazarX wrote:
Nermal2097 wrote:
This isn't from Pathfinder but Amber DRPG. I was leading the party through Shadow and decided that we needed some mounts. So I lead them to a mountainous shadow that used horse sized mountain goats as the steed of choice. Way cooler than just a horse.
Would have been even cooler if it was Bruce Springsteen riding a Horse sized Duck. :)

But that would have been too tempting to get into a fight with 100 duck sized horses.


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56. 100 duck sized horses.


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Movin wrote:

*looks up thread*

Huh, kind of surprised that no one has said it yet.

55. A succubus

Mounting a Succubus doesn't seem all that absurd to alot of people.


Or to the succubus.


57. Four Oompa-Loompas carrying a sedan chair.


Scythia wrote:
Movin wrote:

*looks up thread*

Huh, kind of surprised that no one has said it yet.

55. A succubus

Mounting a Succubus doesn't seem all that absurd to alot of people.

Depends on what the definition of the term "mount" is. :-)


Nermal2097 wrote:
56. 100 duck sized horses.

58. One horse sized duck.

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59. A six legged horse.
60. A horse with wings.
61. A water horse fish thingy.


62. A mangy half-blind three legged dog, named Lucky.
63. A seahorse.


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64. A giraffe. My gnome cavalier will never bleach, not while riding sir gangly


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65. A horse with no name

Scarab Sages

Ceaser Slaad wrote:
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Oh, just have a Vudran astronomer declare that the planet is, in fact, the head of a giant cosmic man or something.

53. An asteroid

54. a bomb

A bomb, specifically a nuclear bomb, was used that way in "Dr. Strangelove."

Yes, that was my reference exactly.

66. A gibbering mouther.

67. A treant.

68. A mobile cactus.

69. A mobile rose bush.

70. A giant amoeba.


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71 A giant turtle on the backs of four elephants.


72. I prefer a giant elephant riding on 4 giant turtles each of which is wearing inline roller skates.


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An animate bouncing ball.

Scarab Sages

74. An animate bouncing ball that conjures song lyrics for it to bounce off of.

75. This animate bouncing ball.


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76. A gargantuan Iron Cobra modified into an animated Slinky™ you've named "Log" because it tends to roll down stairs and once ran over your neighbor's dog.

77. A swarm of slightly flattened lemming juju zombies


78: a pair of giant centipedes.

Scarab Sages

79: An animated bathtub.

80: Zarta Dralneen.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

74. An animate bouncing ball that conjures song lyrics for it to bounce off of.

75. This animate bouncing ball.

on an animated glove riding a shape changing ball


Ceaser Slaad wrote:
Miley Cyrus

I imagine that quite a few individuals might well enjoy riding Miley Cyrus.

I would not be among them.

81. A gazebo
82. A giraffe
83. Godzilla (since I'm stuck in the "g's")
84. A gator (hey, it worked for Ra in Samurai Jack ... and yes, I know it was likely a crocodile)
85. A gynosphinx


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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
80: Zarta Dralneen.

Point! Winner!

By the power vested in me by me, I'm declaring "I'm Hiding in Your Closet" to be the winner of this here game.


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Tarondor wrote:
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
80: Zarta Dralneen.

Point! Winner!

By the power vested in me by me...

... by the state of delusion or intoxication?


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Nope.

Awesomeness.


Paladin Dave: "I get it, yeah so I am a Paladin, but I don't see why everyone is always telling me to get off my high horse"

Ranger Bob: "Well, Dave, you are the guy who chose a Giraffe for his mount."


86. A horse. Upside-down. (yes, it works because of magic)

Sovereign Court

Nermal2097 wrote:
My current wizard is riding around on a Gecko

Does it sell insurance?


Generic Dungeon Master wrote:

Paladin Dave: "I get it, yeah so I am a Paladin, but I don't see why everyone is always telling me to get off my high horse"

Ranger Bob: "Well, Dave, you are the guy who chose a Giraffe for his mount."

"Hey ... he helps me look down on people."


.87 Kobold Cleaver


Meat wrote:
Nermal2097 wrote:
My current wizard is riding around on a Gecko
Does it sell insurance?

The Wizard or the Gecko?


88. A flaming hog.

No, not a burning motorcycle, a burning pig. Think of the unholy spawn of a (clearly intoxicated) Nightmare and a (fire resistant) wild boar.

Scarab Sages

89. One of those giant inflatable rubber bouncy-balls with a handle.

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 16

I once had a grippli character that rode a giant bee.

Thus:

90: Giant Bee.


91 A rust monster


Starfinder Superscriber

92: Disenchanter.


93: A miniature flying sleigh pulled by wolpertinger.

Scarab Sages

94: Stilts.

95: One of those Salvador Dali elephants with the incredibly long spindly legs.

96: The Monty Python foot.

97: A Katamari.

98: A buttered cat engine.

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98. World of Warcraft Tauren riding a Hawkstrider.


99. A colossal chariot being pulled by the Tarrasque

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100. A Smurf

Oh dear. I turned into one. Oh well, always wanted to find out if saying the "s" word turned you into one of them...


101. 1971 Ford Galaxie convertible

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