101 Solutions to the "Goblin Baby Problem"

[AwesomenessDog]

250: Boil'em, Mash'em, stick'em in a stew.

[SilvercatMoonpaw]

251) Raise them to adulthood, then secretly swap them in for halfling slaves. See if the Chelaxians can tell the difference!

[Sysryke]

Question them with serious intent as to their favor with the Fates; because their threads are never cut.

[avr]

253) Magical experiment supplies.

254) Flesh golem crafting material.

255) Train them as door-to-door salespeople for a competitor of yours.
255a) Train them as proselytisers for a religion you particularly dislike.