*An anonymous bard in the Marchmont tavern sings an ode* ... "Despergobbo"

[coach]

Despergobbo,
why don't you come to your senses?
You been loit'ring town fences for so long now
Oh, you're a sly one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow

Don't you draw the Queen of Thornguards, boy
She'll cleave you if she's able
You know bandit recruits are always your best bet

Now it seems to me, some piles of trash
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get

Despergobbo,
oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, send you to our home
And screamin', oh screamin', that's just red-shirts dyin'
Club-wielding newbs walking through this world all alone

Don't your feet get cold in the winter rime?
The snow won't slow your breedin' time
It's hard to tell the male gobs from females
You're losin' so many gobbos
Ain't it funny how they never go awaaaaay?

Despergobbo,
why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from our fences, we'll open the gates
It may be rainin', but we'll put a roof up above you
If you'd let somebody loot you
{Let somebody loo--ooot you}
You better let somebody loot you
before it's too-oo-ooo-oo late

[noahl]

Made the mistake of drinking a coke while opening this post and spit it out laughing

Hilarious rendition of a favorite song

[stealthy redhead]

Foxglove tosses a few silvers and a smile in the direction of the bard.

Touching. But won't stop them from eating him if he tries to go out there armed only with a musical instrument.

[coach]

stealthy redhead wrote:

Foxglove tosses a few silvers and a smile in the direction of the bard.

Touching. But won't stop them from eating him if he tries to go out there armed only with a musical instrument.

OOC: he won't be leaving town until his class is actually implemented

IC: thanks for the silvers *smile*

[Traianus Decius Aureus]

Well done! When can we expect Hotel Golgotha to be released?

[KarlBob]

Despergobbos Under the Eaves by Warren Kuthon.