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Any way to get this going for bards? To rock out with their cocks out?
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I wonder if a peacock might not be a good alternative choice? Other than Will it has a better state line, it gets two claw attacks rather than one bite/peck and of course it's a bigger kind of cock. When it comes to such things I'm not sure Tiny is a good size.
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This is my favorite topic of all time. A pity cockatice aren't allowed familiars - you could have a cock so withered and hideous, and yet it still makes others rock hard!
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[dotting intensifies]
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Where are the builds?Meet "Hu" a simple-minded fellow with a deep love of chickens, brewing, and smashing.
Under Hu's equipment, I did a doubletake and laughed. I thought you put "tenders" under his equipment, but actually it was tender (## gp) for his legal tender.
Hu intimidates his opponent:
"Fear my might battle cock! While my cock does his thing, I am going to eat some tenders and watch. Do you mind if I eat tenders while the cock gets some action?"
If you're willing to give up Hu's ranks in Perception, I'd recommend taking Use Magic Device (a class skill for him) and picking up several scrolls of the duplicate familiar spell. That way you can whip out two or more cocks as needed to get the job done.
Any way to get this going for bards? To rock out with their cocks out?
Evangelist cleric with the Feathers domain?
And if you wield a pistol, you can cock it, too.
I am surprised and ashamed in this community...that no one has yet mentioned how best to optimize the cock versus a succubus in a grapple.
I was just thinking this too!
However, if you go to that thread right now, it's kind of a cock-free zone.
Which is finger licking good!
Did someone mention the Dire Collar?
I believe that only works on animals, not familiars.
Glass wedgies sound horrible! ;-)
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Well, you could have a Tumor Cock.
You can even hide it inside your body.
Yes, but that would make the other PCs jealous: "I want your cock inside me too!"
To be precise, it doesn't work because animal familiars are treated as magical beasts once they become familiars.Did someone mention the Dire Collar?I believe that only works on animals, not familiars.
Aren't they considered "augmented animals" too though? Isn't the whole point of having an augmented type that you count as both the new and old types?
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Aren't they considered "augmented animals" too though? Isn't the whole point of having an augmented type that you count as both the new and old types?To be precise, it doesn't work because animal familiars are treated as magical beasts once they become familiars.Did someone mention the Dire Collar?I believe that only works on animals, not familiars.
As far as I can tell, no. The only relevant rule I can find is that they are treated as magical beasts instead of animal for all effects related to type, but their HD remain animal HD. Because of the FAQ that meeting pre-requisites and such counts as an effect they can't even take animal-specific feats. Since they don't count as animals anymore it isn't even an augmented type, their type just straight changes.
EDIT: Reading it more closely it doesn't actually say "instead of". That line was removed in the 3.5e->PF transition. It now says "but is now a magical beast" rather than "treated as", which means they made the wording a little less ambiguous.
Is it at all possible for a Druid to have a chicken animal companion? And to transform into a chicken? And to have a dire collar on the other chicken?
I just imagine the druid looking over at his animal companion, smiling, and saying:
"Let's get cocky."
Right before turning into a gosh darned chicken.
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Is it at all possible for a Druid to have a chicken animal companion? And to transform into a chicken? And to have a dire collar on the other chicken?
I just imagine the druid looking over at his animal companion, smiling, and saying:
"Let's get cocky."
Right before turning into a gosh darned chicken.
I'd probably prefer the Druid turn into a Duck, then he puts on a mask and cap and says, "Let's, Get, Dangerous!"
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I'd probably prefer the Druid turn into a Duck, then he puts on a mask and cap and says, "Let's, Get, Dangerous!"Is it at all possible for a Druid to have a chicken animal companion? And to transform into a chicken? And to have a dire collar on the other chicken?
I just imagine the druid looking over at his animal companion, smiling, and saying:
"Let's get cocky."
Right before turning into a gosh darned chicken.
I'm not allowed to use ducks in anything anymore.
I ran a campaign that I got frustrated with thanks to my players being dorks, so I sent them on a quest to a duck island. There they hunted for the lair of the terrible Quackon (duck dragon), fighting their way through quacklings (duck halflings) wielding bills (the polearm), exploding eggs with feet, a duckubus (duck succubus), and finally they just ran back to the boat saying "NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!"
That adventure was quacked up.
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Yeah, I'm not allowed to do anything relating to ducks anymore.
Like what? ;P
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This thread is just as amusing to me as the grappling a succubi thread. Actually, I kind of want those two threads to have a tussle... some would call it a roll in the hay, and spawn a child thread about Succubus and Mighty Battle Cock battle tactics.
... With diagrams. Full color ones with good angles.
This thread is just as amusing to me as the grappling a succubi thread. Actually, I kind of want those two threads to have a tussle... some would call it a roll in the hay, and spawn a child thread about Succubus and Mighty Battle Cock battle tactics.
... With diagrams. Full color ones with good angles.
And moneyshots?
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So, a succubus with a MIGHTY BATTLE COCK? Or perhaps an incubus?
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The incubus and his mighty battle cock attempt to grapple the succubus. A match made in hell.
Monstrous!
I LOVE the title of this thread,btw. I'm thinking of using that as my pickup line next time I'm at a bar!
Wow, your mighty battle cock is pretty well-built. Good work!
Could we make a compilation post with all the suggestions though? This thread has a lot of suggestions, it's really too much to take in all at once.
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Any way to get this going for bards? To rock out with their cocks out?
In fact, the Duettist bard archetype gains access to a familiar, so you could rock out with your cock out. Your cock's performance is far more skillful and versatile than the average cock, and you can even inspire your allies with it. Plus, you can even improve your cock's performance by adding your own sick moves.
This stacks with mutation master: drink a potion to make you stronger astride your cock. Also throw in martial master for some flexibility.
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Succubus with an MBC. Codename: Futa
Your Cock build is incredible.
:'D
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Your Cock is incredible.
Fixed that for you.
If I can ever get the people I'm trying to start a campaign for to actually frickin contact me, I would love to use this in a game. Just because I'm turning 26 this year doesn't mean I can't indulge in some 12 year old humor.
After checking the rules a bit it turns out that a Donkey uses the same stats as a Pony. Having a Medium sized animal companion can be good if you like to work in tight spaces. The Donkey's base Str of 15 after 4th level seems pretty decent, and his two hoof attacks end up being 3 with Multiattack. Based on all that it seems like the Ass could be just as powerful as the Cock, but what if you put the two together? I could imagine a Halfling or maybe Gnome Cavalier 4 / Eldritch Guardian X with Boon Companion to keep his Cock strong and Horse Master for his Donkey (or should that be Ass Master in this case?)
With a couple of Challenges per day and maybe Bodyguard and Dazzling Display via archetype and order it might be a fun PC even if immature players (or maybe married guys in their 40s) insisted on making jokes about it.
It's impressive how many of you feel it's wise to bait the moderators with word-choices that are technically correct but clearly innuendo-laden. Brilliant.
I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination, but this is simply unwise behaviour when you know what's expected of this community.
Did you read the "succubus in a grapple" thread? It's been active for years and still going
and yes we need a crossover