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"Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream.
The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned, but the second mouse, he struggled so hard that he eventually churned that cream into butter and he walked out.
Amen."
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And then, with his cream- & butter-fueled skyhigh cholesterol count, he developed severely blocked arteries, which led to a massive heart attack... and he died.
And he remained an ex-rodent until the prairie dog necromancer moved in next door...
To give that parable the Nightvale touch.
Two mice fell into a vat of cream and were chopped up by the factory's machinery.
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"Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream.
The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned, but the second mouse, he struggled so hard that he eventually churned that cream into butter and he walked out.
Amen."
And then the second mouse said to no one in particular, "Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tomorrow?... Brain?"