What should we do?!?!?!

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I recently came in possession of a drunken sailor, I tried everything in the song and it didn't work. I am clueless and I need help. What should I do with my drunken sailor???

Get naked, of course.

Is he military? If so...

Take him to a burlesque club, take pictures, send pictures to his commanding officer. Just so he has souvenirs to remember the night.


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Liberty's Edge

If you put him in the bed with the captain's daughter and he didn't wake up, check for a pulse.

Captain's daughter is a whip.

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Back when we were in middle school, one of my friends came up with the line:
What do you do with a drunken sailor, send him to Exxon to pilot a tanker!
At the time it was very topical.

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