You were so close to a perfect template, just forgot to italicize 1 word. Don't worry, you are on my keep list anyway.
mplindustries wrote: Zahir ibn Mahmoud ibn Jothan wrote: I very much like the corn item! Am I the only one who hates this item?
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So, yeah, two jokes got my vote and I hate that. Yah, I actually think that item is pretty nifty. I won't upvote it against something I think is wrestling in the proper weight class, but I certainly give it its due against lesser nonsense (intended or unintended).
:)
Ring of behave one way vs ring of behave how you want
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Terminalmancer wrote: Whoo dedicated voter! I just realized the voter tags are like the RPG Geek version of prison tats.
Simple item from a cartoon I watched oh so many years ago versus (translation matrix engaged) assassin's voidsilver shadowbursting composite shortbow of truestriking infinite fireballs...
Good gravy! There's a reason you have a "preview" button on the submission page, people.
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No, forget it, forget it
I've got to take a stand
This item is bullshit
I put up with everything
This magic rod pushes me around
I never say anything
It's not the problem
I'm the problem
I've got to take a stand
I've got to take a stand against it
I am not going to sit on my butt as the items that annoy me unfold to determine the course of this contest
I'm going to take a stand and vote against it
Right or wrong,
I'm going to destroy it
I'm so sick of this item
I can't stand it and I hate this goddam rod
What do I hate? I hate a rod
/channeling Cameron Frye
(couldn't help myself, just watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
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This hammer's description reminds me of like an old Goodyear commercial, describing how they wrap this steel around that steel and tie it all together with three types of awesome rubber, etc.
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GM_Solspiral wrote: Terminalmancer wrote: Whoo dedicated voter! I just realized the voter tags are like the RPG Geek version of prison tats. Compared to some of the completionist badges my wife subjects herself to in video games, this one's pretty easy prison tat to earn...
Terminalmancer wrote: GM_Solspiral wrote: Terminalmancer wrote: Whoo dedicated voter! I just realized the voter tags are like the RPG Geek version of prison tats. Compared to some of the completionist badges my wife subjects herself to in video games, this one's pretty easy prison tat to earn... Dedicated! Guess I've been staking out this chimney long enough. I'll just leave a happy-merry-yay-days here and make sure someone is still asleep...
I am finally seeing new stuff.
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Clockstomper wrote: Terminalmancer wrote: GM_Solspiral wrote: Terminalmancer wrote: Whoo dedicated voter! I just realized the voter tags are like the RPG Geek version of prison tats. Compared to some of the completionist badges my wife subjects herself to in video games, this one's pretty easy prison tat to earn... Dedicated! Guess I've been staking out this chimney long enough. I'll just leave a happy-merry-yay-days here and make sure someone is still asleep...
Grats!
My brother and his fiancee aren't going to be showing up until later tomorrow so my wife and I are trying to waste some time. I'm voting on items and watching a Die Hard marathon... think I've got a bit more voting in me tonight.
Terrible name. Decent item.
I sometimes get the feeling new items are added everyday of voting...
Thomas LeBlanc wrote: I sometimes get the feeling new items are added everyday of voting... I feel that way sometimes too, but I'm pretty sure it's just sheer random chance.
... sometimes.
First joke item to go on my keep list, but the effect is cool and I love the visuals :-))
Easily upvoted against still another item of Paladin uber alles.
Jacob Kellogg wrote: Yeah, a couple years back I found out my item had been getting downvoted by people who were unfamiliar with the spell range categories ("close", "medium", "long") that appear in 90% of the spells in the game, and therefore thought that I was failing to specify the range at all. :/ This year someone went for this approach too... Except the numeric value listed is wrong.
How many different ways can yo play on the term "earth breaker".
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michael patrick wrote: How many different ways can yo play on the term "earth breaker". SHHHHHHH! For the love of God, don't give them any ideas!
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LOL - The Doctor knows you know!
Was chilling out to my new Pressie - Doctor Who 50 Anniversary Soundtrack Collection...
First up the theme tune - the music went "ooooo weeeee ooooo" just as two awful items came up together for voting on...
Man, he's good. LOL.
I'm totally doing a Who Marathon with a spread that will of course include fish fingers, custard, and jammy dodgers.
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"WHAT! No Jelly Babies?"
Grin.
Merry Christmas voters!
As a present, I got to upvote myself for the third time.
=D
Should be Croft Item, really ;-)
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Just some food for thought:
Remember that we're not looking for 32 perfect magic items. We're looking for 32 people to see them compete with their creative talents. So while an item may have an awkward turn of phrase, or formatting mistakes, or not be quite there in terms of mechanics, if there's an underlying style or imagination to the thing, start considering the designer behind the item. I assure you that's exactly what the judges will be doing.
Happy Holidays.
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Thunderfrog wrote: Merry Christmas voters!
As a present, I got to upvote myself for the third time.
=D
You're lucky, 700 votes now and still waiting to see my item just once myself - I know some of my pit crew have seen it, it's just playing hide n seek with its creator! >.<
Thought I saw my item, but only the name was the same :-(
That said, this homonym was not good : wall of text with far too many possible uses. Also, I do not need the item to explain basic RAW to me.
Thankfully the other one was quite good and actually made it to my keep list.
Downvoted, you item who dare have the same name as mine.
Why so many items that give water breathing (or some equivalent) ?
Rahan, son of Crao, would like his knife back (even though you made it another type of item).
Second weapon I see with VERY similar powers. The first one was done more elegantly though.
No more Silence items, please, I beg of you. I grovel at your knees. Free me from the curse of Silence.
Chill vs Chill. Which one is cooler ?
The fart item, again… and once again far better than the competition ;-)
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Terminalmancer wrote:
Grats!
My brother and his fiancee aren't going to be showing up until later tomorrow so my wife and I are trying to waste some time. I'm voting on items and watching a Die Hard marathon... think I've got a bit more voting in me tonight.
It just doesn't fell like Xmas with out a Die hard Marathon. " You're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time."
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Now get back to voting and drinking nog.
2 cursing items in 2 successive pairings.
So many small misunderstandings of the rules that make items less useful, or even completely useless :-(
I'm conflicted. This one is clever and well-written, but it's also pretty gruesome and makes me feel uncomfortable.
Voted for it anyway, but *shudder*. Damn designer, you scary.
Damnit. I just let a Keep item pass by without actually keeping it :-(
Is there a way I can check if someone else kept it ?
Creepy armor vs Creepy staff. Fight
Too bad that a ring is worn by the character and not the player ;-)
Still better than the treant item IMO.
Too many rings with eyes : Sauron strikes again
At least 2 items that launch melee weapons. Interesting trend.
I swear I do not want to upvote this weapon. But it is always paired with really subpar items :-/
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