Kevlar for the win.
Kevlar is no good against arrows.
But a thick shield and some metal plating is, for the win.
General, something is thick on you, and it aint your shield. Hint: its under that shag rug you call a hairpiece...
The skin on his head? Hmmm, must think on that.
Meanwhile, I win.
You wish !
But it is I, Baron Vladimir Harkonn... I mean QUICHE LISP ! uncomparable halfling-suffocating greedy beast of a gnome who WINS !
Yeah, you're stunned by my win... It has been known to happen !
Deep breaths should get you through the astonishment that is my win.
Now, to go eat an apple, or a pear [*edges near the fridge*]...
I shall pass on the apples and pears, but gladly feast upon this win.
*eats the gnome and his SpeechImpediment both, then burps*
No
Yes, that's true: I'm unpalatable even to an Otyugh ! I'm a culinary CR 15 monster !
And I win.
Quack quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
[*hovers silently near the duck. Applies the barrel of his giganormous Aftermath Lazer to the duck's head*]
And you shall all worship me!!!!
[*hovers silently near the puppet. Applies the barrel of his giganormous Aftermath Lazer to the puppet's head*]
I shall pass on the apples and pears, but gladly feast upon this win.
[*hovers silently near EggPie SpeechImpediment. Applies the barrel of his giganormous Aftermath Lazer to the impersonator's head*]
"Order has been restored ! All memeplicates accross the local spacetime quadrant have been chastised as per Chapter III Section A Line 771 of the Omniversal Rules of Engagement !
Stay put in your originating paradigms, Omniversal Citizens ! Any uncleared variance will be terminally reprimanded ! All hail Order !"
Hu ? I [bubbles bubbles]... win ? [bubbles bubbles]
Sorta no
"SORTA YES ! YES ! WITH FLAMES ! PRETTY PRETTY FLAMES THAT BURN PUNY THREAD !"
fire extinguishers so... yeah...
I fear no fire because...I'm Batman.
Then why is the Joker still on the loose?
He allows him to escape so he has something to justify himself.
Go have another "a-ha" moment with Wilson
You don't have to let me if I just take it
I swing in and take it for the win. Why? Because I'm quick.
Slow and steady wins the race
Not this race. Believe me.
No, the human race. You can go now shell-head...
So you still think you can win "Last one to post wins"?
*chuckles*
So you think you can dance?
No.
I dance and strut across thread for the win.
I rule that you lose
Has anyone told you about your horrible oral hygine.
Both or you and bad breath for the win.
Yes, you did! And then I won!
You know where this is going...
Yeeees ! I win !
Stop winning, all of you !
You've been sorely misinformed, if you've ever believed the win could go to anyone else than me.
Nevertheless, I won't exact my just vengeance, if you just stop to win in my stead.
I'm a generous and proud gnome... though this is a one time offer.
The win! It must be mine! Then I shall use its power to destroy Barl Dlitterfold and all his deluded followers!!
Really? Disguises now? SOMEONE'S desperate for attention...
So how long have you had attention defecit disorder?
Not according to my ruling
no
I win !
Impersonators will be... dealt with.
It's no good to get under the skin of one with... connections. Know what I mean, hmm ?
Pretty sure your connections are loose.
Matt Damon!!!
Overrated
Whilst you trade jabs and barbs, I AM..... <drumroll>
Wwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg!