paizo.com Recent Posts in Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?paizo.com Recent Posts in Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?2014-11-18T22:07:40Z2014-11-18T22:07:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Lemmyhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1472015-02-11T13:30:18Z2015-02-11T13:30:18Z<p>I'm an engineer...</p>I'm an engineer...Lemmy2015-02-11T13:30:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Drejk (alias of Wojciech Gruchala)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1462015-02-11T15:49:53Z2015-02-11T11:47:03Z<p><a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/charles-manson-wedding-off-after-it-emerges-that-girlfriend-afton-elaine-burton-just-wanted-his-corpse-for-display-10034793.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">So, there won't be happy Valentine Day after all...</a></p>So, there won't be happy Valentine Day after all...Drejk (alias of Wojciech Gruchala)2015-02-11T11:47:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1452014-12-30T08:35:23Z2014-12-30T08:35:23Z<p>She isn't the only one... Many of the murderers in prison have stopped reading their love letters because they get too many.</p>She isn't the only one... Many of the murderers in prison have stopped reading their love letters because they get too many.Sissyl2014-12-30T08:35:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Paul Brown 154https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1442014-12-29T22:42:38Z2014-12-29T22:42:38Z<p>Charles Manson a date? That chick must get her head checked, if she finds murderers attractive.</p>Charles Manson a date? That chick must get her head checked, if she finds murderers attractive.Paul Brown 1542014-12-29T22:42:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1432014-12-29T16:26:49Z2014-12-29T16:26:49Z<p>That is when you start putting in ourageous stuff like being a billionaire underwear model with your own mega-yacht. Advertising, especially when it's so over the top that you can easily tell the truth later, is your friend. Once they have written you a reply, you do have their attention.</p>That is when you start putting in ourageous stuff like being a billionaire underwear model with your own mega-yacht. Advertising, especially when it's so over the top that you can easily tell the truth later, is your friend. Once they have written you a reply, you do have their attention.Sissyl2014-12-29T16:26:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Caineachhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1422014-12-30T09:16:05Z2014-12-29T14:12:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Yuugasa wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Actually, for you guys that want to find someone special online dating might really work, all you need to do is leave off talking about sex for, oh, lets see, maybe five or six messages?</p>
<p>Speaking from personal experience there are quite a few women and gay men who would be very interested in an actually interesting person who has more to say than telling you about the porn they want to make with you. </blockquote><p>Online dating is worse than job searching. Using a more personal resume makes rejection worse, and the response rate is only fraction. And I get maybe 1 in 10 job applications even getting a thank you for applying.
<p>When you get 1 response a year, and it doesn't result in a date, online dating becomes more of an emotional drain than the empty void of just accepting the fact that you're single.</p>Yuugasa wrote:Actually, for you guys that want to find someone special online dating might really work, all you need to do is leave off talking about sex for, oh, lets see, maybe five or six messages?
Speaking from personal experience there are quite a few women and gay men who would be very interested in an actually interesting person who has more to say than telling you about the porn they want to make with you.
Online dating is worse than job searching. Using a more personal resume makes...Caineach2014-12-29T14:12:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?White Knight Doodlebug (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1412014-12-23T03:31:32Z2014-12-23T03:31:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> I'd rather discuss our commie gobbo than Manson. </blockquote><p>Wassup, baby? Lookin' good!
<p>(Thankfully, I have avatars)</p>Sissyl wrote:I'd rather discuss our commie gobbo than Manson.
Wassup, baby? Lookin' good! (Thankfully, I have avatars)White Knight Doodlebug (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)2014-12-23T03:31:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Don Juan de Doodlebug (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1402014-12-23T03:29:25Z2014-12-23T03:29:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> I'd rather discuss our commie gobbo than Manson. </blockquote><p>[Bows politely]
<p>I will always treasure our friendship, Madame Sissyl.</p>Sissyl wrote:I'd rather discuss our commie gobbo than Manson.
[Bows politely] I will always treasure our friendship, Madame Sissyl.Don Juan de Doodlebug (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)2014-12-23T03:29:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Limeylongearshttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1392014-12-22T18:11:16Z2014-12-22T18:11:16Z<p>Or people who claim to be women, anyway...</p>Or people who claim to be women, anyway...Limeylongears2014-12-22T18:11:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Yuugasahttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1382014-12-22T16:31:37Z2014-12-22T16:31:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Limeylongears wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>I have never once mentioned s•x when messaging anyone on an online database, which probably explains my less than stellar success rate and <b>the distinct absence of bumhole-themed communications in my inbox.</b> </blockquote><p>You must be being approached by women only, good sir.Limeylongears wrote:I have never once mentioned s*x when messaging anyone on an online database, which probably explains my less than stellar success rate and the distinct absence of bumhole-themed communications in my inbox.
You must be being approached by women only, good sir.Yuugasa2014-12-22T16:31:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?The Elusive Trout (alias of Halflingtime)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1372014-12-22T16:08:11Z2014-12-22T16:08:11Z<p>Which is...?</p>Which is...?The Elusive Trout (alias of Halflingtime)2014-12-22T16:08:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1362014-12-22T15:38:36Z2014-12-22T15:38:36Z<p>But maybe we needs another threads for it? There REALLY is only one possible name for it...</p>But maybe we needs another threads for it? There REALLY is only one possible name for it...Sissyl2014-12-22T15:38:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?The Elusive Trout (alias of Halflingtime)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1352014-12-22T20:02:08Z2014-12-22T15:33:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> I'd rather discuss our commie gobbo than Manson. </blockquote><p>That is the subject to which I was referring. Screw Manson, tell me more about goblins in love...Sissyl wrote:I'd rather discuss our commie gobbo than Manson.
That is the subject to which I was referring. Screw Manson, tell me more about goblins in love...The Elusive Trout (alias of Halflingtime)2014-12-22T15:33:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1342014-12-23T03:28:52Z2014-12-22T15:30:28Z<p>I'd rather discuss our commie gobbo than Manson.</p>I'd rather discuss our commie gobbo than Manson.Sissyl2014-12-22T15:30:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?The Elusive Trout (alias of Halflingtime)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1332014-12-22T15:35:03Z2014-12-22T15:27:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> When the <i>Charles Manson Matrimony</i> thread turned to <i>Goblin In Love</i> thread? :D </blockquote><p>You have to admit it's adorable. In a creepy kind of way.Drejk wrote:When the Charles Manson Matrimony thread turned to Goblin In Love thread? :D
You have to admit it's adorable. In a creepy kind of way.The Elusive Trout (alias of Halflingtime)2014-12-22T15:27:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Drejk (alias of Wojciech Gruchala)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1322014-12-22T15:25:30Z2014-12-22T15:25:30Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>•looks at Doodlebug•</span> Am I hearing <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVGqtTclzxY" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Thea?</a></p>*looks at Doodlebug* Am I hearing Thea?Drejk (alias of Wojciech Gruchala)2014-12-22T15:25:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Drejk (alias of Wojciech Gruchala)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1312014-12-22T15:13:37Z2014-12-22T15:13:37Z<p>When the <i>Charles Manson Matrimony</i> thread turned to <i>Goblin In Love</i> thread? :D</p>When the Charles Manson Matrimony thread turned to Goblin In Love thread? :DDrejk (alias of Wojciech Gruchala)2014-12-22T15:13:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Limeylongearshttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1302014-12-22T14:26:22Z2014-12-22T14:09:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> What about Princess Unnatural Lust-ing? </blockquote><p>WHERE?! WHEREWHEREWHERE?!
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Yuugasa wrote:</div><blockquote> Actually, for you guys that want to find someone special online dating might really work, all you need to do is leave off talking about sex for, oh, lets see, maybe five or six messages? </blockquote><p>I have never once mentioned s•x when messaging anyone on an online database, which probably explains my less than stellar success rate and the distinct absence of bumhole-themed communications in my inbox. And I also prefer my porn done in crayon, or perhaps performed by balloon animals, so I don't see why other people are required at all.Sissyl wrote:What about Princess Unnatural Lust-ing?
WHERE?! WHEREWHEREWHERE?! Yuugasa wrote:Actually, for you guys that want to find someone special online dating might really work, all you need to do is leave off talking about sex for, oh, lets see, maybe five or six messages?
I have never once mentioned s*x when messaging anyone on an online database, which probably explains my less than stellar success rate and the distinct absence of bumhole-themed communications in my inbox. And I...Limeylongears2014-12-22T14:09:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Yuugasahttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1292014-12-22T14:06:54Z2014-12-22T14:06:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> Really??? =) </blockquote><p>Really! I have no problem getting wrecked, I just want to get wrecked by someone I admire =pSissyl wrote:Really??? =)
Really! I have no problem getting wrecked, I just want to get wrecked by someone I admire =pYuugasa2014-12-22T14:06:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Don Juan de Doodlebug (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1282014-12-22T20:01:47Z2014-12-22T13:55:12Z<p>Yes.</p>
<p>La Principessa: "Hey, on Tuesday, when I get there? I don't want to have to talk to [Mr. and Mrs. Comrade] about my drive up for ten minutes. You get there and you take me down to the basement!"</p>Yes.
La Principessa: "Hey, on Tuesday, when I get there? I don't want to have to talk to [Mr. and Mrs. Comrade] about my drive up for ten minutes. You get there and you take me down to the basement!"Don Juan de Doodlebug (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)2014-12-22T13:55:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1272014-12-22T13:52:01Z2014-12-22T13:52:01Z<p>Really??? =)</p>Really??? =)Sissyl2014-12-22T13:52:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Yuugasahttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1262014-12-22T13:49:05Z2014-12-22T13:49:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> But then you miss the chance to do that porn. Decisions, decisions. </blockquote><p>No you don't, you can do all the porn-like things you want, you just get to do it with people you know and like, rather than creepy strangers=DSissyl wrote:But then you miss the chance to do that porn. Decisions, decisions.
No you don't, you can do all the porn-like things you want, you just get to do it with people you know and like, rather than creepy strangers=DYuugasa2014-12-22T13:49:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Don Juan de Doodlebug (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1252014-12-22T13:48:30Z2014-12-22T13:48:30Z<p>On my way out the door, but, otoh, one of the most delicious moments of The Courtship was being in the back of the 'rades' Redmobile on the way to the Mike Brown rally with an oversized "We Stand with Ferguson" sign folded up between la Principessa and I, only able to see each others' eyes, staring intently, me telling her about <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz-A_86PJG4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">The Walls of Jericho</a> and she responding with a tale from "Deadwood" involving bunting. (I've never seen "Deadwood.")</p>
<p>Which leads to another point: La Principessa couldn't believe for a second that I'm not some philandering lothario based on the skill and persistence of my pursuit. Mrs. Comrade assured her this wasn't so. "He <i>never</i> does this." Later, on the phone, La Principessa asks how I got so good at it. I say: "Well, you know, I figured, I've read a lot of books, I've seen a lot of movies. I can do this."</p>
<p>And apparently, I can!</p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yryZvd6aqME" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Thankful Musical Interlude to Celluloid Don Juans of Days Past</a></p>On my way out the door, but, otoh, one of the most delicious moments of The Courtship was being in the back of the 'rades' Redmobile on the way to the Mike Brown rally with an oversized "We Stand with Ferguson" sign folded up between la Principessa and I, only able to see each others' eyes, staring intently, me telling her about The Walls of Jericho and she responding with a tale from "Deadwood" involving bunting. (I've never seen "Deadwood.")
Which leads to another point: La Principessa...Don Juan de Doodlebug (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)2014-12-22T13:48:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Sissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1242014-12-22T13:38:42Z2014-12-22T13:38:42Z<p>But then you miss the chance to do that porn. Decisions, decisions.</p>But then you miss the chance to do that porn. Decisions, decisions.Sissyl2014-12-22T13:38:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Charles Manson has a date. What's your excuse?Yuugasahttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rpnl&page=3?Charles-Manson-has-a-date-Whats-your-excuse#1232014-12-22T13:28:06Z2014-12-22T13:28:06Z<p>Actually, for you guys that want to find someone special online dating might really work, all you need to do is leave off talking about sex for, oh, lets see, maybe five or six messages?</p>
<p>Speaking from personal experience there are quite a few women and gay men who would be very interested in an actually interesting person who has more to say than telling you about the porn they want to make with you.</p>Actually, for you guys that want to find someone special online dating might really work, all you need to do is leave off talking about sex for, oh, lets see, maybe five or six messages?
Speaking from personal experience there are quite a few women and gay men who would be very interested in an actually interesting person who has more to say than telling you about the porn they want to make with you.Yuugasa2014-12-22T13:28:06Z