The Northern Territory of Australia


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This will be the things that happen in the northern territory of Australia Thread. Because we have lots of Americans who moved here, Tara Reid occasionaly pops by and gets nakid, and half your army, and lots of one US dollar notes floating around. So it has relevence to that place near Canada.

Here is one for all the people who get bored with democracy...

government blows off elections for an extra year and a half you know...because.


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The only thing that happens in the NT is shark attacks, croc attacks, people getting nude, drunk, and or stoned or nude drunk stoned people being attacked by or attacking sharks or crocs.

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The 8th Dwarf wrote:
The only thing that happens in the NT is shark attacks, croc attacks, people getting nude, drunk, and or stoned or nude drunk stoned people being attacked by or attacking sharks or crocs.

Not true. Barack Obama stopped by...


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He was probably drunk and nude and attacking a croc.


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
The only thing that happens in the NT is shark attacks, croc attacks, people getting nude, drunk, and or stoned or nude drunk stoned people being attacked by or attacking sharks or crocs.

Dude. I'm totally moving. How quickly can I get a job there to support my nude drunk habit? And I've been meaning to take up shark wrestling.


The crocs seem to manage it, and the sharks are leaving open entry level positions as crocs...


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The 8th Dwarf wrote:
The only thing that happens in the NT is shark attacks, croc attacks, people getting nude, drunk, and or stoned or nude drunk stoned people being attacked by or attacking sharks or crocs.

So your saying that this is where all the Syfy "original" films take place?


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News headlines from the NT.

Shadow Lodge

Some of those are beautiful.

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nt news

Loads of laughs...


HILARIOUS.

Why don't I live there again?


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Because it's wonderfully warm?


Freehold DM wrote:

HILARIOUS.

Why don't I live there again?

It's Australia's Florida.... With less old people and more deadly animals.


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The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

HILARIOUS.

Why don't I live there again?

It's Australia's Florida.... With less old people and more deadly animals.

That explains the lack of old people.


Bizarro Freehold wrote:
Because it's wonderfully warm?

no snow? No thanks.


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
The only thing that happens in the NT is shark attacks, croc attacks, people getting nude, drunk, and or stoned or nude drunk stoned people being attacked by or attacking sharks or crocs.

You forgot the snakes.


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No country for any people, then?


N.T near the towns isn't so bad. Only have to kill a dangerous animal once in a while.

Arnhem land will kill you though. Think the Mwangi swamps in the wet season.


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One bridge too far down under as well, then?


Bridges, hmm, that reminds me. One of my friends had the nickname "Marquis de Low level."

http://www.ourterritory.com/katherine_nt/low_level.htm


DM Under The Bridge wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:
The only thing that happens in the NT is shark attacks, croc attacks, people getting nude, drunk, and or stoned or nude drunk stoned people being attacked by or attacking sharks or crocs.
You forgot the snakes.

I didn't want to list everything that will kill you in the NT, people need surprises :-)

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The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

HILARIOUS.

Why don't I live there again?

It's Australia's Florida.... With less old people and more deadly animals.

They did build an old folks home where my primary school was. Does that count?

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Sissyl wrote:
No country for any people, then?

we do seem to have built homes close to roads...


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
DM Under The Bridge wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:
The only thing that happens in the NT is shark attacks, croc attacks, people getting nude, drunk, and or stoned or nude drunk stoned people being attacked by or attacking sharks or crocs.
You forgot the snakes.
I didn't want to list everything that will kill you in the NT, people need surprises :-)

Well we haven't revealed one of the biggest dangers, no, not melanomas, so surprises are still in store.

Liberty's Edge

It's the drop bears, isn't it?

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Krensky wrote:
It's the drop bears, isn't it?

No...no drop bears here. More likely to be killed by falling mango.


yellowdingo wrote:
Krensky wrote:
It's the drop bears, isn't it?

No...no drop bears here. More likely to be killed by falling mango.

That's right. Drop Bears are more common on the east coast, particularly NSW and Victoria.


Alright, I'll play. Giant angry birds?


Cassowarys are more of a Queensland bird.

Not the Yowie either.

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Emu?

Liberty's Edge

Naked men who do whatever the mangoes tell them too?


Oooh oooh oh I know!!! Rabbits?

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Dogs hopped up on toad?

Exploding bottles of toad juice?


I'd guess spiders were the most dangerous things (hidden out of sight, and some poisoness as anything else.

Either that or Tsunamis? (Not a ton of those though, and very area specific).


Not even close guys, lol.

Liberty's Edge

Bogan poetry?


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yellowdingo wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

HILARIOUS.

Why don't I live there again?

It's Australia's Florida.... With less old people and more deadly animals.
They did build an old folks home where my primary school was. Does that count?

Australia is so lethal that living through primary school is considered being old there...


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
DM Under The Bridge wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:
The only thing that happens in the NT is shark attacks, croc attacks, people getting nude, drunk, and or stoned or nude drunk stoned people being attacked by or attacking sharks or crocs.
You forgot the snakes.
I didn't want to list everything that will kill you in the NT, people need surprises :-)

The list very short as far as I know...

Spoiler:
Everything


yellowdingo wrote:
Krensky wrote:
It's the drop bears, isn't it?

No...no drop bears here. More likely to be killed by falling mango.

Hmmm... falling-pounce vegemangopygmies? The overripe ones get fuzzy moldy and are known as drop bears?


Uranium mining. Not just dangerous to you if you live in the NT either. Good for perishing your (and your descendants) DNA for millennia.

Or just head to South Australia - Honeymoon and Beverley uranium mines (beautiful names), and possibly soon also a nuclear waste storage facility.

Austurania!!!!

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Tara Reid back again...doesnt this girl have a home to go to?

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durrrdunt...durrrdunt...dunt...duntduntduntdunt...dudlunt!!!


South Australia it's asbestosis, melanoma, serial killers, heat exhaustion, fallout, and boredom.

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excuse me, but someone spilled religion in my iced coffee.

stormtrooper reaches Darwin after crossing the rest of tatooine on foot


Ahh, Darwin.

I got drunk there with a wonderful fellow from Scotland. Then we attempted to pick up women, but being completely drunk, we failed miserably.

Then I took a picture of a "No swimming, Crocodile infested waters" sign.

That's my Darwin story.

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