Today, a bird pooped on my head.


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That is all.

The Exchange

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Yes! I was trying to mentally control all birds and make them poop on people's heads today! A little more practice and my minions will be ready for my bid for world domination....


*Checks list to make sure expanding the coop is a priority*

Got to make sure the successful ploys are built upon...


Hee hee!

I love poop.


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Some days the bird poops on you...

Some days you poop on the bird...

Liberty's Edge

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They mocked me for taking point-blank shot. They laughed at my choice of precise strike. They called it a waste of feats for one with a BAB of 5. Now, nobody laughs at my Bullseye Shot! Cuahcawcawcawcaw!


Meh I have a 6 month old... I have suffered a poo-splosion and vomit-Vesuvius at the same time. Let's just say the pyroclastic flow was stomach turning.


That's good luck! I hope you bought a lottery ticket right away.


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Old college song. - about a rival residential college - Robb College (Slytheryin to me).

"if I had the wings of a sparrow,
And if I had the a*&++### of a crow
I would fly over Robb College tomorrow
And s+@$ on the Stroppers bellow.."

I went to Sir Earle Page college....


This is what happens when you dis druids.


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Reminds me of the parody of my college's alma mater..

High above Cayuga's waters
There's awful smell.
Some say it's Cayuga's waters,
Some say it's Cornell!

Scarab Sages

Birdie, birdie, in the sky
Why'd you do that in my eye?
I won't wail and I won't cry.
But I'm sure glad elephants don't fly.


The Bird wrote:
They mocked me for taking point-blank shot. They laughed at my choice of precise strike. They called it a waste of feats for one with a BAB of 5. Now, nobody laughs at my Bullseye Shot! Cuahcawcawcawcaw!

This gave me the biggest laugh I've had all week.

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...

<pauses, then reaches for handkerchief>

It's a bird.


The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Old college song. - about a rival residential college - Robb College (Slytheryin to me).

"if I had the wings of a sparrow,
And if I had the a%&~~+!* of a crow
I would fly over Robb College tomorrow
And s~$% on the Stroppers bellow.."

I went to Sir Earle Page college....

Haladir wrote:

Reminds me of the parody of my college's alma mater..

High above Cayuga's waters
There's awful smell.
Some say it's Cayuga's waters,
Some say it's Cornell!

Once again, I feel compelled to link to...

Sports Song


Birds seem to hate all my possessions. I don't truly feel that I own a car until a flock of birds uses it for target practice.


Bill Lumberg wrote:
I don't truly feel that I own a car until a flock of birds uses it for target practice.

I keep hearing that they wait for the right moment.


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you know the old expression
when life gives you poop
make poop...ade

wait


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If you don't propitiate Cosmo with your Offering of Blame, he'll only hit you with bigger poop next time. Or even the whole bird.

I blame Cosmo for Jiggy not understanding how blame works.


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Wow, that sounds like quite a bird-en.

Heh.


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That's just fowl.


That wasn't poop. The bird sneezed.


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The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Meh I have a 6 month old... I have suffered a poo-splosion and vomit-Vesuvius at the same time. Let's just say the pyroclastic flow was stomach turning.

Its fun isn't it? We have a 7 month old. You truly haven't lived until you go to take off your child's pants to change them, and beneath the pants, is another pair of pants, made entirely of poo.

Always making sure those diapers are on snugly now.

Liberty's Edge

Tally-ho!


Weird, I was thinking about the following incident yesterday. First day of classes in the fall of 1985 my roommates and I are walking from our apartment to the campus at Arkansas State U. I'm wearing a new, tropical looking sort of shirt and feeling pretty fly. Then a bird poops on me. I missed my first class of the day because I had to turn all the way around and go back, and that stain never ever came out.

Stupid bird.


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It could be worse. That bird poop that just landed on you could actually be a spider in disguise. Who then conks you on the head with a handy brick to steal your wallet and lay spider eggs in your ear canals. Who then hatch and play the song of their people on your eardrums.

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