(Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...


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frying bacon (in the nude)...


a certain je ne sais quois...


...Knitted contraceptives.


This Rube Goldberg machine


......Rube Goldberg, secret agent!


...the ghost of Thomas Edison!


...Apollonius of Tyana, Super Ghoul.

Scarab Sages

...Beetlejuice!


...the incorruptible power of Nicola Tesla's virginity!

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...Lord Zedd's Monster Mash!


...dancing sock puppets.


...death by a thousand squirrels


...the amazingly well-read commie goblins.


...The fact that those diamond nostril-plugs were fake!


....Princess Peach, secret agent!


...The Mummers' Dance!

Scarab Sages

...failing to heed that prophetic dream I had about the dancing mummy sarcophagi!

Was it prophetic? I dunno, but I DID have that dream years and years ago!


...forgetting Gibb's rule number 7. (Always be specific when you lie)

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Forgetting Gibb's rule number eight, be cryptic when telling the truth.

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...forgetting to start a post on this thread with an ellipsis!


...forgetting the third dot for my full lunar ellipsis!

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...the severe limitations of working with ceramic!

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Rulebook, Starfinder Society Subscriber

believing she just was as she claimed; a half-sheep lawyer on sabbatical studying the surface tension of bubbles. D'oh, I misunderestimated.


… the inadequacy of two fire extinguishers duct taped to a pair of skis as a getaway vehicle.


....the power of cheese!

Scarab Sages

...headshoes being 'out' and buttmasks being 'in' this season!


...the quivering thigh and the promise in the eye of my love.


...French Canadian Bean Soup.


...reading this entire thread


...dysentery.


...Spume.


...that howler monkey that got underfoot.


...gravity.


...that tin-plated do-gooder, The Steel Duodenum and his sidekick: Bladder-Lad!


...Panpipe moods.


Starfinder Superscriber

...the incredibly long time between webcomic updates.


Peter Jackson.

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That Al-Miraj that I turned into a seductive monster girl!


...jumbo kosher dill pickle.


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...dysentery.

...dissing Terry.


...disinterring Terry.


...Disinterested terror.


...disinterested terrier.


...this interesting terrier.


...Wet-look spandex.


...yellow spandex


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...The King In Yellow Spandex.

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Seeing the king in yellow Spandex!


Writing a play about the king in yellow Spandex!


Ripping off a centuries-old play about the king in yellow cross-gartered spandex!

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