paizo.com Recent Posts in I'm a failure as a fatherpaizo.com Recent Posts in I'm a failure as a father2014-09-13T21:13:40Z2014-09-13T21:13:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherMuad'Dibhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#362014-09-15T19:39:05Z2014-09-15T19:39:05Z<p>I'm calling CPS right now.</p>
<p>-MD</p>I'm calling CPS right now.
-MDMuad'Dib2014-09-15T19:39:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherpres manhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#352014-09-15T17:53:20Z2014-09-15T17:53:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Q: "Son, who shot first?"
</p>
A: "Greedo did."</p>
<p>I'm sorry, son. I failed you.</p>
<p>Just posting this as a warning: teach your kids before its too late. </blockquote><p>Well he did. His mouth I mean, not his blaster.Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Q: "Son, who shot first?"
A: "Greedo did."I'm sorry, son. I failed you.
Just posting this as a warning: teach your kids before its too late.
Well he did. His mouth I mean, not his blaster.pres man2014-09-15T17:53:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherIonnia von Sturnidae (alias of Kajehase)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#342014-09-15T19:35:54Z2014-09-15T15:50:56Z<p>I'm a bard stuck in a paladin's armour.</p>I'm a bard stuck in a paladin's armour.Ionnia von Sturnidae (alias of Kajehase)2014-09-15T15:50:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherKajehasehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#332014-09-15T15:50:04Z2014-09-15T15:50:04Z<p>I'm just gonna say that the bit of my paladin.'s alignment I'm most worried about is the L bit</p>I'm just gonna say that the bit of my paladin.'s alignment I'm most worried about is the L bitKajehase2014-09-15T15:50:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherSissylhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#322014-09-15T13:28:31Z2014-09-15T13:28:31Z<p>NG or CE here. Both are great.</p>NG or CE here. Both are great.Sissyl2014-09-15T13:28:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherSlaunyehhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#312014-09-15T12:01:46Z2014-09-15T12:01:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Scythia wrote:</div><blockquote>LE is what I always play when I'm evil. CG when I'm good. Take from that what you will. :P </blockquote><p>Both my evil and good characters are usually LN. ;)Scythia wrote:LE is what I always play when I'm evil. CG when I'm good. Take from that what you will. :P
Both my evil and good characters are usually LN. ;)Slaunyeh2014-09-15T12:01:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherDrejk (alias of Wojciech Gruchala)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#302014-09-15T11:46:31Z2014-09-15T11:46:31Z<p>That is tempting combination.</p>That is tempting combination.Drejk (alias of Wojciech Gruchala)2014-09-15T11:46:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherOrthoshttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#292014-09-15T11:36:18Z2014-09-15T11:36:18Z<p>I tend to play Lawful, the other axis varies more. LG is my favorite alignment to play. And I'm not good at playing Chaotic characters unless they're CN - my CG characters tend to drift to LG, and my CE characters either drift up to CN or over to LE.</p>I tend to play Lawful, the other axis varies more. LG is my favorite alignment to play. And I'm not good at playing Chaotic characters unless they're CN - my CG characters tend to drift to LG, and my CE characters either drift up to CN or over to LE.Orthos2014-09-15T11:36:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherScythiahttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#282014-09-15T11:46:00Z2014-09-15T11:18:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Orthos wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Scythia wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:</div><blockquote> This is why you have to start having these conversations when they are very very young. </blockquote><p>Well, in his defense, when he was two he insisted that Darth Vader was a good guy. He would argue about this for hours.
<p>I thought everything was well in hand. </blockquote><p>Of course he was a good guy. All he and his mentor were trying to do was to bring order and peace to the galaxy. If only the entire galaxy were united under one ruler, war would be a thing of the past. If all were to have the same status (servant of the empire), classism would be but a memory. Once the galaxy was united under the rule of the empire, courtes corruption and crime like the hu Hutt syndicates could be stepped out, improving the safety of all. Without the bureaucracy and red tape of a Senate, the empire would be free to become the most efficient and unregulated example of the free-market system ever, it would truly be a glorious time to be alive.
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote>This is a pretty good summary of an LE perspective on the world. Well done. </blockquote><p>LE is what I always play when I'm evil. CG when I'm good. Take from that what you will. :POrthos wrote:Scythia wrote: Spanky the Leprechaun wrote: Tordek Rumnaheim wrote: This is why you have to start having these conversations when they are very very young.
Well, in his defense, when he was two he insisted that Darth Vader was a good guy. He would argue about this for hours. I thought everything was well in hand. Of course he was a good guy. All he and his mentor were trying to do was to bring order and peace to the galaxy. If only the entire galaxy were united under one ruler,...Scythia2014-09-15T11:18:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherScintillaehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#272014-09-15T02:58:32Z2014-09-15T02:57:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Orthos wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Scythia wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:</div><blockquote> This is why you have to start having these conversations when they are very very young. </blockquote><p>Well, in his defense, when he was two he insisted that Darth Vader was a good guy. He would argue about this for hours.
<p>I thought everything was well in hand. </blockquote><p>Of course he was a good guy. All he and his mentor were trying to do was to bring order and peace to the galaxy. If only the entire galaxy were united under one ruler, war would be a thing of the past. If all were to have the same status (servant of the empire), classism would be but a memory. Once the galaxy was united under the rule of the empire, courtes corruption and crime like the hu Hutt syndicates could be stepped out, improving the safety of all. Without the bureaucracy and red tape of a Senate, the empire would be free to become the most efficient and unregulated example of the free-market system ever, it would truly be a glorious time to be alive.
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote>This is a pretty good summary of an LE perspective on the world. Well done. </blockquote>I wish my dad would give me a galaxy to rule over. Luke is ungrateful. </blockquote><p>Choose your own smart remark:
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<a href="http://i-cdn.phonearena.com/images/articles/115080-thumb/Samsung-Galaxy-S5-US-Cellular-preorder.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Option A</a>
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<a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/SuperMarioGalaxy.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Option B</a></p>Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Orthos wrote: Scythia wrote: Spanky the Leprechaun wrote: Tordek Rumnaheim wrote: This is why you have to start having these conversations when they are very very young.
Well, in his defense, when he was two he insisted that Darth Vader was a good guy. He would argue about this for hours. I thought everything was well in hand. Of course he was a good guy. All he and his mentor were trying to do was to bring order and peace to the galaxy. If only the entire galaxy...Scintillae2014-09-15T02:57:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherSpanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#262014-09-15T13:34:00Z2014-09-15T00:59:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Orthos wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Scythia wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:</div><blockquote> This is why you have to start having these conversations when they are very very young. </blockquote><p>Well, in his defense, when he was two he insisted that Darth Vader was a good guy. He would argue about this for hours.
<p>I thought everything was well in hand. </blockquote><p>Of course he was a good guy. All he and his mentor were trying to do was to bring order and peace to the galaxy. If only the entire galaxy were united under one ruler, war would be a thing of the past. If all were to have the same status (servant of the empire), classism would be but a memory. Once the galaxy was united under the rule of the empire, courtes corruption and crime like the hu Hutt syndicates could be stepped out, improving the safety of all. Without the bureaucracy and red tape of a Senate, the empire would be free to become the most efficient and unregulated example of the free-market system ever, it would truly be a glorious time to be alive.
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote>This is a pretty good summary of an LE perspective on the world. Well done. </blockquote><p>I wish my dad would give me a galaxy to rule over. Luke is ungrateful.Orthos wrote:Scythia wrote: Spanky the Leprechaun wrote: Tordek Rumnaheim wrote: This is why you have to start having these conversations when they are very very young.
Well, in his defense, when he was two he insisted that Darth Vader was a good guy. He would argue about this for hours. I thought everything was well in hand. Of course he was a good guy. All he and his mentor were trying to do was to bring order and peace to the galaxy. If only the entire galaxy were united under one ruler,...Spanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)2014-09-15T00:59:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherSpanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#252014-09-15T12:00:41Z2014-09-15T00:58:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Wrath wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Don't feel too bad Spanky. My kids both like Jar Jar Binks. </p>
<p>Sometimes I cry myself to sleep at night. </blockquote><p>All my kids like Jar Jar. I like him too, because he causes so much pain and suffering.Wrath wrote:Don't feel too bad Spanky. My kids both like Jar Jar Binks.
Sometimes I cry myself to sleep at night.
All my kids like Jar Jar. I like him too, because he causes so much pain and suffering.Spanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)2014-09-15T00:58:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherMythic JMD031 (alias of JMD031)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#242014-09-15T00:50:28Z2014-09-15T00:50:28Z<p>I must know how you made this mistake so that others do not repeat it.</p>I must know how you made this mistake so that others do not repeat it.Mythic JMD031 (alias of JMD031)2014-09-15T00:50:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherGame Master Scotty (alias of Scott Williams 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#232014-09-14T23:43:15Z2014-09-14T23:43:15Z<p>You need to blame Cosmo, no parent can foul up that badly!</p>You need to blame Cosmo, no parent can foul up that badly!Game Master Scotty (alias of Scott Williams 16)2014-09-14T23:43:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherbugleymanhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#222014-09-14T23:19:22Z2014-09-14T23:19:22Z<p>HAVE YOU NO DECENCY, SIR?</p>HAVE YOU NO DECENCY, SIR?bugleyman2014-09-14T23:19:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherDrejk (alias of Wojciech Gruchala)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#212014-09-14T23:15:24Z2014-09-14T23:15:24Z<p>What?! I am calling child services!</p>What?! I am calling child services!Drejk (alias of Wojciech Gruchala)2014-09-14T23:15:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherSlaunyehhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#202014-09-14T13:52:28Z2014-09-14T13:52:28Z<p><a href="http://brianorndorf.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ee7b6428833014e881b7ded970d-800wi" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Even Lucas disagrees with your kid!</a></p>Even Lucas disagrees with your kid!Slaunyeh2014-09-14T13:52:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherAberzombiehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#192014-09-14T13:37:20Z2014-09-14T13:37:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vod Canockers wrote:</div><blockquote> It's a false question. There is no "who shot first." There was only one shot. </blockquote><p>The man speaks truth.Vod Canockers wrote:It's a false question. There is no "who shot first." There was only one shot.
The man speaks truth.Aberzombie2014-09-14T13:37:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherAberzombiehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#182014-09-14T13:35:48Z2014-09-14T13:35:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Q: "Son, who shot first?"
</p>
A: "Greedo did."</p>
<p>I'm sorry, son. I failed you.</p>
<p>Just posting this as a warning: teach your kids before its too late. </blockquote><p>I weep for the future of humanity.Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Q: "Son, who shot first?"
A: "Greedo did."I'm sorry, son. I failed you.
Just posting this as a warning: teach your kids before its too late.
I weep for the future of humanity.Aberzombie2014-09-14T13:35:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherSharothhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#172014-09-14T13:24:06Z2014-09-14T13:24:06Z<p>~laughter~</p>~laughter~Sharoth2014-09-14T13:24:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherWrathhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#162014-09-15T23:59:01Z2014-09-14T12:59:20Z<p>Don't feel too bad Spanky. My kids both like Jar Jar Binks. </p>
<p>Sometimes I cry myself to sleep at night.</p>Don't feel too bad Spanky. My kids both like Jar Jar Binks.
Sometimes I cry myself to sleep at night.Wrath2014-09-14T12:59:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherOrthoshttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#152014-09-14T12:56:54Z2014-09-14T12:56:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Scythia wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:</div><blockquote> This is why you have to start having these conversations when they are very very young. </blockquote><p>Well, in his defense, when he was two he insisted that Darth Vader was a good guy. He would argue about this for hours.
<p>I thought everything was well in hand. </blockquote><p>Of course he was a good guy. All he and his mentor were trying to do was to bring order and peace to the galaxy. If only the entire galaxy were united under one ruler, war would be a thing of the past. If all were to have the same status (servant of the empire), classism would be but a memory. Once the galaxy was united under the rule of the empire, courtes corruption and crime like the hu Hutt syndicates could be stepped out, improving the safety of all. Without the bureaucracy and red tape of a Senate, the empire would be free to become the most efficient and unregulated example of the free-market system ever, it would truly be a glorious time to be alive.
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>This is a pretty good summary of an LE perspective on the world. Well done.Scythia wrote:Spanky the Leprechaun wrote: Tordek Rumnaheim wrote: This is why you have to start having these conversations when they are very very young.
Well, in his defense, when he was two he insisted that Darth Vader was a good guy. He would argue about this for hours. I thought everything was well in hand. Of course he was a good guy. All he and his mentor were trying to do was to bring order and peace to the galaxy. If only the entire galaxy were united under one ruler, war would be a...Orthos2014-09-14T12:56:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherBigNorseWolfhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#142014-09-14T06:56:04Z2014-09-14T06:56:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote> I was going to say that everyone fails as a parent, but even by that standard you screwed up. Shame. Shame on you. </blockquote>I'm the best there is at what I do. </blockquote><p>Apparently what you do is something other than see to the proper education of the next generation!
<p>On the plus side, we have finally figured out what <a href="http://screamsheet.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/zxhts.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Wolverine is the best at. Its incredibly pretty</a></p>Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:BigNorseWolf wrote: I was going to say that everyone fails as a parent, but even by that standard you screwed up. Shame. Shame on you.
I'm the best there is at what I do. Apparently what you do is something other than see to the proper education of the next generation! On the plus side, we have finally figured out what Wolverine is the best at. Its incredibly prettyBigNorseWolf2014-09-14T06:56:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherSpanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#132014-09-15T19:33:28Z2014-09-14T06:36:53Z<p>Gotta go ask him if he took the Gom Jabbar at school today.</p>Gotta go ask him if he took the Gom Jabbar at school today.Spanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)2014-09-14T06:36:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'm a failure as a fatherSpanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhox?Im-a-failure-as-a-father#122014-09-14T06:36:24Z2014-09-14T06:36:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote> I was going to say that everyone fails as a parent, but even by that standard you screwed up. Shame. Shame on you. </blockquote><p>I'm the best there is at what I do.BigNorseWolf wrote:I was going to say that everyone fails as a parent, but even by that standard you screwed up. Shame. Shame on you.
I'm the best there is at what I do.Spanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)2014-09-14T06:36:24Z