Funny character ideas

[equinoxmaster]

I had the idea to make this character:

A grizzled paladin who fought in the blood wars -"war is hell"

post your ideas here

[DBH]

The Dwarf Gunslinger.

Yosemite Sam.

DBH

[captain yesterday]

The Brain, Ratfolk Alchemist (vivisectionist)

[equinoxmaster]

I also thought of awakened ent bard

he is his own bass

[DBH]

captain yesterday wrote:

The Brain, Ratfolk Alchemist (vivisectionist)

I like it!

DBH

[Darkbridger]

Charlie's Angel's: Female Aasimar Bard, Female Aasimar Sorcerer, Female Aasimar Oracle, Female Aasimar Summoner

The Brute Squad: Half-Orc Barbarian, Half-Orc Fighter, Half-Orc Ranger, Half-Orc Inquisitor

The A Team: Human Bard (Face), Human Brawler Fighter (BA), Human Alchemist (Murdock), Human Wizard (Hannibal)

[captain yesterday]

Nicodemus,
Ratfolk Oracle of Lore with with clouded vision curse (or haunted or wasting also work, I'm fond of haunted as a curse myself)

[captain yesterday]

Ozzy,
Kellid Bard (street performer)/Barbarian (druken brute)
from Numeria of course:)
might use this for Iron Gods

[DarthPinkHippo]

Aberrant Bloodrager 5/Investigator X
Poor kid occasionally wigs out under stress and turns into a tentacle monster. He intends to find out just why that is.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Not quite as elegant as many of these, but have some Disney villains...

Also, what-with his crazy facial hair, I always figured Yosemite Sam for a gnome.

[darkwarriorkarg]

LG Paladin/Ranger with Wolf Companion (instead of mount)
CG Infiltrator Inquisitor

Benton Frazer and Raymond Vecchio from Due South

[Kerney]

Aasimar bard w/Oratory & Dance. Inspired by Kurgess (god of sport, competition, self sacrifice) to bring an 'art' to Golorian. It involves short skirts, cartwheels and other tricks, and cheers to "inspire" competitors/fans.

Shaggy human summoner w/Scooby Eidolon.

Hidden Cleric of Zon Kuthon w/Profession Dentist.

[captain yesterday]

the kool aid guy, glass blown variant tophet

[equinoxmaster]

gnome who has took all the feats in the haunted gnome feat tree (ultimate combat)

[equinoxmaster]

bard with high ranks in preform (comedy) and disguise who dresses as an inquisitor

[equinoxmaster]

just got idea after looking at technology guide. gnome ranger with a helmet that makes his eyes visible but nothing else and wears legionnaire armor and carries a laser gun who has favored enemy (animals) and is hunting a awakened antropomorphic (as the effects of the anthropomorphic animal spell from ultimate magic) rabbit bard

[equinoxmaster]

also a human gunslinger who is after the same wabbit

[lucky7]

A Kuthonite dentist.

[John Kretzer]

darkwarriorkarg wrote:

LG Paladin/Ranger with Wolf Companion (instead of mount)

CG Infiltrator Inquisitor

Benton Frazer and Raymond Vecchio from Due South

Ah great show.

[equinoxmaster]

N human slayer/fighter/shadowdancer

all of the characters from assassins creed series

[darkwarriorkarg]

LE infiltrator inquisitor of urgathia who channels his urges into killing bad people (Dexter)
NE witch with "cook people" and specializes in mind-manipulation: Hannibal lecter

[Kerney]

Female Urban Ranger with favored Enemy:Undead and Demons.
Female red haired witch with a Jewish last name who has addiction problems and anger issues if you kill her loved ones.
Their commoner/retrained into fighter friend.

All from Sunnydale.

[equinoxmaster]

unique small aberration that has a language only it can speak and understand (teletubbys)

[captain yesterday]

scraping the bottom of the barrel if you're bringing Teletubbies into the mix
you can do better then that

besides the all encompassing evil of the teletubbies is too incomprehensible to have stats:)

[captain yesterday]

Hong Kong Phooey
natural werewolf ninja

[Veiled Nail]

Android Ninja in a Skull and Shackles campaign

Robot Pirate Ninja

[equinoxmaster]

captain yesterday wrote:

scraping the bottom of the barrel if you're bringing Teletubbies into the mix

you can do better then that

besides the all encompassing evil of the teletubbies is too incomprehensible to have stats:)

are the teletubbies avatars of elder gods of insanity?

[equinoxmaster]

dexter from dexters lab

N child human alchemist/wizard/technomancer with extremly high in and dex

[equinoxmaster]

batman LN rogue/bard/monk/alcemist/shadowdancer etc. etc.

[equinoxmaster]

minecraft character

N human fighter/expert

[equinoxmaster]

harry potter

NG human variant wizard (needs wand to cast spells as well as spellbook)

voldemort

NE human necromancer (same variant wizard as above) lich

[equinoxmaster]

mac and bloo from fosters home for imaginary friends

(N child human summoner and eidolon)

[equinoxmaster]

pokemon player character

N human summoner (broodmaster)

[equinoxmaster]

I have an unrelated question I need answered could someone answer a question for me on this thread

[Loren Pechtel]

One where I wasn't playing very long:

Mystic theurge in the making. Backstory:

His parents didn't get along very well. His mother was determined that he would be a cleric and ended up geasing him to become a cleric or lose the family name. His father was just as determined that he be a wizard and took the same actions.

Unfortunately the two spells interacted badly. He lost all concept of having a name and all concept of his family. He knows he's supposed to be both a wizard and a cleric but he has no idea why. The lost memories are through enough that the very concepts do not exist in his mind--he'll respond to whatever people choose to call him but those are just labels, not names. (Like you might address a policeman as "Officer".) Likewise, families are things others have. He just is. He remembers his childhood but his parents are utterly wiped from all scenes--and since the events were normal at the time they happened they don't strike him as wrong in hindsight.

Maybe lifting the spells would restore his memory but since he has no idea anything is missing he is not making any attempt to fix it.

[Theconiel]

equinoxmaster wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

scraping the bottom of the barrel if you're bringing Teletubbies into the mix

you can do better then that

besides the all encompassing evil of the teletubbies is too incomprehensible to have stats:)

are the teletubbies avatars of elder gods of insanity?

Years ago, I went to Germany for work. I don't speak German, but I was watching what I think was a comedy show on TV. An announcer sitting at a desk with a "Paranoid TV" logo said, "(something in German) Teletubbies (more German) antenna (more German) CIA (more German)..."

It was probably funnier precisely because I couldn't understand most of what he was saying.

Yes, they are personifications of madness.

[Theconiel]

I want to play a human or half-elf fighter adopted by dwarves. I want to specialize in the Dorn-Dergar.

(I know, I know. A human adopted by dwarves would basically be Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson, but with 20 point buy, I can't get 20 CHA, 20 STR and reasonably high WIS.)

[Randarak]

Captain America

LN Human Fighter with Improved Shield Bash, Improved Unarmed Strike, and Throw Anything

[Kobold Catgirl]

Kerney wrote:

Female Urban Ranger with favored Enemy:Undead and Demons.

Female red haired witch with a Jewish last name who has addiction problems and anger issues if you kill her loved ones.
Their commoner/retrained into fighter friend.

All from Sunnydale.

Keep that sixth season s!+& outta here!

;)

[equinoxmaster]

han solo

N(with good tendencies) human rogue/fighter with high ranks in profession (pilot)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Calvin and Hobbes: The quintessential Summoner and Eidolon?

A Cosmic Caller whose Cosmic Eidolon has the Undead Appearance Evolution and lots of spell-like ability Evolutions: Lydia and Betelgeuse.

A Broodmaster Summoner who limits himself to two Eidolons, and uses material from this source to make them both of the Hut base form and with the Metal Skin Evolution - he also maintains ranks in Craft (Musical Composer): Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson.

[haruhiko88]

Female teleportation subschool wizard who stole the iconic inquisitors red hat and cloak. Also minmax for knowledge geography/history/local. Make a habit of stealing things, and not small things either.

You never know where Carmen Sandiego will turn up.

[Larkos]

Randarak wrote:

Captain America

LN Human Fighter with Improved Shield Bash, Improved Unarmed Strike, and Throw Anything

Actually there's an archetype for the brawler that is specifically for throwing shields. Cap is the only reason I can possibly think of for why it was made.

And LN? Please. He's as LG as the come.

Also is this thread for original characters, converting other people's characters, or both?

Lucky7 said wrote:

A Kuthonite dentist.

Does he have a talent for causing things pain? Did he get into dentistry because his momma told him to? Does he look like plant food?

If OC is allowed then I submit my 14 year old bloodrager princess who enjoys pretty dresses, riding Wyverns, and smashing her enemies with an Earthbreaker about the size she is.

[Jack Assery]

A metro-sexual gnome bard: Metronome.

[equinoxmaster]

Larkos wrote:

Randarak wrote:

Captain America

LN Human Fighter with Improved Shield Bash, Improved Unarmed Strike, and Throw Anything

Actually there's an archetype for the brawler that is specifically for throwing shields. Cap is the only reason I can possibly think of for why it was made.

And LN? Please. He's as LG as the come.

Also is this thread for original characters, converting other people's characters, or both?

Lucky7 said wrote:

A Kuthonite dentist.

Does he have a talent for causing things pain? Did he get into dentistry because his momma told him to? Does he look like plant food?

If OC is allowed then I submit my 14 year old bloodrager princess who enjoys pretty dresses, riding Wyverns, and smashing her enemies with an Earthbreaker about the size she is.

Look like plant food???

[Orthos]

equinoxmaster wrote:

Larkos wrote:

Lucky7 said wrote:

A Kuthonite dentist.

Does he have a talent for causing things pain? Did he get into dentistry because his momma told him to? Does he look like plant food?

Look like plant food???

Look up Little Shop of Horrors.

[equinoxmaster]

Orthos wrote:

equinoxmaster wrote:

Larkos wrote:

Lucky7 said wrote:

A Kuthonite dentist.

Does he have a talent for causing things pain? Did he get into dentistry because his momma told him to? Does he look like plant food?

Look like plant food???

Look up Little Shop of Horrors.

i know about my little shop of horrors. i just couldnt find out what you were referencing off the top of my head

[Larkos]

equinoxmaster wrote:

i know about my little shop of horrors. i just couldnt find out what you were referencing off the top of my head

It's not in Dentist! true but it is in the musical. Scroll down a bit to see what I was referencing.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Larkos wrote:

And LN? Please. He's as LG as the come.

He's been coming off awfully CG, at least recently.

"I'm loyal to nothing, General...except the Dream."

[Darkbridger]

Hank - Ranger (skirmisher)
Eric - Cavalier (order of the shield)
Diana - Rogue (acrobat)
Presto - Wizard (conjurer)
Sheila - Rogue (burglar)
Bobby - Barbarian (breaker)