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*After each member dies mysteriously and then comes back to life, they then surround Pulg and each member uses a pair of tweezers to slowly pluck each of his hairs one by one. Whilst this probably won't kill Pulg, he does suffer from excruciating pain. Particularly if his hair is unending/ever replacing, then he'll suffer a fate worse than death.*
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Behold, my mysterious new patrons (they do say an ill-repute precedes you, but who am I to judge???)! The exquisite dark palace you commissioned me to design and engineer is COMPLETE!
Behold it's wondrous delicate spires, each tens of thousands of cubits high!
Between them, open-air walkways of metal-foil sheets and delicately-enchanted ice, ideal for a strictly-solitary stroll!
A wonderful view of the natural (as well as less-so) local scenery, with its gorgeous lava-floes, great trees impaling the sky like spears, and most fearsome wildlife!
Animate gargoyles, gaily and unpredictably hopping and prowling about, sure to shock and amuse any guest with their whimsy!
Flying buttresses (I've always found that name most-infuriatingly imprecise, therefore I saw to it that these actually fly)!
Parapets, parapets, and MORE parapets!!!
All manner of trap-doors and trick-surfaces for that most important contingenc-
*is interrupted by the sudden screams of any number of Disney Villains - loud at first, but petering to silence in the distant below*
...Oh. Oh, dear.
Most fortunate that I was compensated in advance!