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So can you tell us about yourself?

What RPG game do you or have you played?

Have you used the Mass Combat rules yet?

What campaign setting do you or have you played in?

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1. Well I'm not yet old enough to legally have a job yet, but other things about me, I'm a diehard homebrewer, but I can't often stay focused on one thing for that long (1-2 days) as such I have 4 worlds, 3 classes and some half a dozen monsters lying around my room... Yeah.

2. I play SoulCalibur, Final Fantasy 5, Minecraft, D&D 3+3.5, Pathfinder, Dragonquest 8+9, Titanquest, Infinity Blade 2

3. Yes, I found out that the Tarrasque CAN BE KILLED by 2000 19th level fighters, but it was permanent.

4.Golarion, Eberron, A bit of Forgotten realms

Silver Crusade

Where did I put my keys?

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lucky7 wrote:
Where did I put my keys?

I can't remember exactly where they were when that Pugwampi swiped them. Sorry!

Silver Crusade

What do you think of tofu?

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It's ok, but true meat is superior. BACON IS LIFE!!!!!!!!


What three classes did you create?

Exactly how old are you? I thought the legal age to work was something like 13 w/ parents permission....though that is in the US.

Do you play or GM?

What are some of your favorite movies?

What some of your favorite TV shows?

What are some of your favorite novels?


Oh...do you think lucky 7 will ignore my thread and just ask you question?

Be careful he will make a clone of you.

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Is the >>Ask *John Kretzer* ALL your question here¡¡ << thread now considered passé?

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John Kretzer wrote:

What three classes did you create?

Exactly how old are you? I thought the legal age to work was something like 13 w/ parents permission....though that is in the US.

Do you play or GM?

What are some of your favorite movies?

What some of your favorite TV shows?

What are some of your favorite novels?

1. Hordecharger: a Summoner-fighter cross, Warlock: a Mage attuned to a plane but otherwise similar to the sorcerer, and the Pandemist: a class centered around creating deadly diseases to inflict upon foes.

2. 14, the legal age here is 14 but no one will hire until you're 15 because some child labour laws say 14 and under >.<

3. Both! Right now my group is about to start a rotating GM homebrew campaign where we'll all GM at least once and who knows where the story will go

4. LotR, The Hobbit, any Star Trek, The first three Star Wars, Iron man 1+2, the Avengers, Captain America, MIB, Serenity

5. The Animorphs (Went through Elementary devouring the series), Star Trek TNG, Phineas and Ferb, Stargate SG-1, Doctor who and South Park

6. The Drizzt series, Animorphs, The Hobbit, LotR, Silmarillion, Eragon and Eldest, 1984, Ender's game, the Warriors series

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John Kretzer wrote:

Oh...do you think lucky 7 will ignore my thread and just ask you question?

Be careful he will make a clone of you.

I don't know, maybe. But there's such a convenient link there in the next post, why would you not use that?

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Lord Fyre wrote:
Is the >>Ask *John Kretzer* ALL your question here¡¡ << thread now considered passé?

NO! There's an Em and Dre thing going on here, both should be in the first five most recent posts


So what is your favorite class(es) in Pathfinder?

Least favorite class(es)?

Favorite race(s)?

Least favorite race(s)?

What has been your favorite character?

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1. Summoner and Fighter

2. Bard

3. Tiefling all the way

4. Gnome, Dwarf, Wayang

5. Malevos, my gangster tiefling swashbuckler for CoT

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Cr500cricket wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:
Is the >>Ask *John Kretzer* ALL your question here¡¡ << thread now considered passé?
NO! There's an Em and Dre thing going on here, both should be in the first five most recent posts

Really? I think it has become so démodé that I can hardly stand to look at it.

In any event, here is a question for you.

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Lord Fyre wrote:
Cr500cricket wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:
Is the >>Ask *John Kretzer* ALL your question here¡¡ << thread now considered passé?
NO! There's an Em and Dre thing going on here, both should be in the first five most recent posts

Really? I think it has become so démodé that I can hardly stand to look at it.

In any event, here is a question for you.

Here's an Answer for you

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Have you played A Dark Room?

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lucky7 wrote:
Have you played A Dark Room?

I'm afraid not

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Ok, the end of this video proves why my name is awesome!


Do you prefer 20-20, One day or Test Cricket?

Who do you think is the greatest Cricket player of all time?

Who do you think is the best team in Test Cricket World Rankings is and do they deserve thier place there?

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The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Do you prefer 20-20, One day or Test Cricket?

Who do you think is the greatest Cricket player of all time?

Who do you think is the best team in Test Cricket World Rankings is and do they deserve thier place there?

1. I quite literally know nothing about the game. Soccer, Basketball and Rugby are my sports.

2 + 3. See above


So what APs to you hope to see in the future?

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Are you, in fact, the REAL cr500cricket?

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John Kretzer wrote:
So what APs to you hope to see in the future?

1. Definitely more mythic. I'd also like one that deals with the pit of Gormuz, one that deals with Treerazer, One in Yjae or other flying cities, and one centered around Airships (maybe in line with the previous)

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lucky7 wrote:
Are you, in fact, the REAL cr500cricket?

Yes, unless you made a clone of me called: the REAL Cr500cricket.

Silver Crusade

I would do that, except

1) I have no idea what your avatar is and

2) I already have too many aliases.

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lucky7 wrote:

I would do that, except

1) I have no idea what your avatar is and

2) I already have too many aliases.

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Win, sorry John, I took immunity to cloning! Although, since I like toying with people's minds, a hint is in this very thread.


Sigh...Licky 7 can't clone you...:(

And I have no question asked on my thread....since this one started.

So...exactly what kind of a stat block does a CR:500 Cricket has?

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John Kretzer wrote:

Sigh...Licky 7 can't clone you...:(

And I have no question asked on my thread....since this one started.

So...exactly what kind of a stat block does a CR:500 Cricket has?

1. It's okay...

2. I've been asking questions!

3. A very large one, most GMs just say: "He wins, you all die" as I have quickened, Maximised, Empowered, Extended, Widened, Enlarged, etc. Wish at will SLA, and can create any monster of CR 30 or lower at will as a free action.

Silver Crusade

LICKy7?


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lucky7 wrote:
LICKy7?

Yes?

Silver Crusade

No. No, that's MY schtick! Roll Initiative.

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Initiative: 1d20 + 999999 ⇒ (20) + 999999 = 1000019 John, help me here buddy

Silver Crusade

Okay, so I go first...make a Will Save!

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Auto Success:

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Uses: This is my Thread. And attains victory!

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Don't worry, I won't use him much

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Now that it is obsolete, do you expect John Kretzer's thread to die a pathetic and unlamented death?

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Lord Fyre wrote:
Now that it is obsolete, do you expect John Kretzer's thread to die a pathetic and unlamented death?

I'm desperately trying to keep it alive, I may be the only one to lament it's death from what stands right now

Silver Crusade

I do, just not enough to think of something to ask.


Lord Fyre wrote:
Now that it is obsolete, do you expect John Kretzer's thread to die a pathetic and unlamented death?

:(

Only you can prevent thread death.

:(


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Sigh...lucku 7 never attacked me on my thread...

I Blame Cosmo.

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John Kretzer wrote:

Sigh...lucku 7 never attacked me on my thread...

I Blame Cosmo.

So do I. Thankfully I'm invincible in my own thread.


So are you happy about Iron Gods AP Or do you not like hi-tech in your fantasy?

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John Kretzer wrote:
So are you happy about Iron Gods AP Or do you not like hi-tech in your fantasy?

I love hi tech, I've wanted a Numerian AP for a while.


Cosmo favorite one of my post above...which means Cosmo is reading your thread...

How does that make you feel?

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What is the best Sorcerer Bloodline?
What is the best Golarion Deity to be a cleric of?
What is the best Martial Class?
Is it safe to dance?

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I, for one am freaked out at the idea of Cosmo watching me on a thread.

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John Kretzer wrote:

Cosmo favorite one of my post above...which means Cosmo is reading your thread...

How does that make you feel?

MWAHAHAHAHA, My plan for taking over Paizo person by person is coming to fruition! HM? What? Oh crap was that my out loud voice?

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Lord Fyre wrote:

What is the best Sorcerer Bloodline?

What is the best Golarion Deity to be a cleric of?
What is the best Martial Class?
Is it safe to dance?

1. IMO, Stormborn. Damage is pretty much guaranteed with half sonic half lightning if you have a decent charisma.

2. Gorum, best diety all around!

3. Here comes the controversy. IMO the fighter. It's the most versitile, you can make it good for AC, Attack or Damage or combinations. (Such as Archer to never be hit, have a metric crap ton of attacks and do a ton of damage.)

4. Always to that song :)

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