LFF (Looking for Feud) Personal Ad - Carbon D. Metric (6 / 25 / 14)


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I am a 67 year old failed priest and farmer. I have no personal attachments to any family members at present and looking to pick a fight! I think your house is drab, and your garb is less then fresh, whats-more I'll tell you I think so. Once I swept your feet while cleaning my stalls and I never even apologized!

I know you kids always think it's funny trying to fool the old man, tipping my livestock and pissing in the well, but don't think I won't come chasing you with the Rake or Shovel if I catch you "lookin a fool" as you'd say... I think.

You believe I "have it coming" but I wont be fooled. We got do-overs! Thats why I packed up and moved here in the first place, and I'll not be easily deterred. Anyhow, not on my lawn! So, step forward, my eyes aren't the best anymore and declare yourself!

I'm looking to explore the Feud system and would like to see serious applicants to try it out, as long as we can keep things "personal" as it were I'd relish the opportunity to try out it's features.

Applications should be in Roleplay.

Thank you

Goblin Squad Member

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The UNC will be utilizing the feud mechanic as extensively as the mechanics of the system permit. However, much to the disappointment of some, we will not be feuding companies anxious to take part in feuds.

"What did he just say?" You might ask.

We intend to feud mainly merchant / harvesting / crafting focused companies. These are the companies that generate the wealth that we want to take for ourselves. These are the companies that will provide (by themselves) lower risk and higher reward than other types of companies.

The way I see it, it is not out responsibility to provide for our risk. We are not honor bound to seek greater risk. We seek lucrative and easily attainable loot.

Bounty hunters, mercenary companies and the defenders of the weak will have to expend their influence to hunt us down or feud us in retribution. That is their responsibility.

I not only expect this to happen, but I do in fact welcome the challenge.

Goblin Squad Member

Carbon, just announce yourself as supreme over tyrant of the River Kingdom, burn a few hundred acres of sacred groves needlessly, raise undead, and consort with devils and I will be happy to feud you to oblivion. ;)

Goblin Squad Member

Rabble rabble rabble! Rabble. Rabble rabble rabble?

Rabble. xoxoxo

Rabble rabble,
-Rabble

RR: Rabble rabble rabble.

Goblin Squad Member

Bluddwolf wrote:

The UNC will be utilizing the feud mechanic as extensively as the mechanics of the system permit. However, much to the disappointment of some, we will not be feuding companies anxious to take part in feuds.

"What did he just say?" You might ask.

We intend to feud mainly merchant / harvesting / crafting focused companies. These are the companies that generate the wealth that we want to take for ourselves. These are the companies that will provide (by themselves) lower risk and higher reward than other types of companies.

The way I see it, it is not out responsibility to provide for our risk. We are not honor bound to seek greater risk. We seek lucrative and easily attainable loot.

Bounty hunters, mercenary companies and the defenders of the weak will have to expend their influence to hunt us down or feud us in retribution. That is their responsibility.

I not only expect this to happen, but I do in fact welcome the challenge.

You need a CODE :D

Goblin Squad Member

Challenge accepted. We'll see you on the battlefield, just don't expect us to go soft.

Goblin Squad Member

Virgil Firecask wrote:

Rabble rabble rabble! Rabble. Rabble rabble rabble?

Rabble. xoxoxo

Rabble rabble,
-Rabble

RR: Rabble rabble rabble.

so far the only one to respond in character. Or maybe just rambling. So hard to tell with Dwarvish.

Mr.Carbon: I'm sorry you disapprove of my garb, and that your cows have such poor sense of balance in the dark. But I would never wish to pick a fight with you on your terms, out in the open just for the sake of fighting.

I will however offer to, for a fee, carry your message to the nearest town. I might even toss in a word that you carry some very valuable items on your body.

Oh, and since you have no attachment to family members, would you mind if I... inherited your house?

Goblin Squad Member

stealthy redhead wrote:
so far the only one to respond in character. Or maybe just rambling. So hard to tell with Dwarvish.

Andius's could've been OOC or IC. Not much a difference there.

Goblin Squad Member

Just because it's straight and to the point doesn't mean it's not IC

Goblin Squad Member

I challenge you to a weight loss competition. Let's see who the biggest loser is! (No exercise allowed on Mondays.)

- Jascolich, skin and bones

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