The Mother of All Dragging Hobbs Into It....Threads


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It is not without reason that I drag the Revered One, Hobbs into this and many other threads and posts. Hobbs, is the mover in the shadows and often I suffer urging of his corrupting influence and I have finally surmised how he does this.... Hobbs has Voodoo Dolls of each of the most prominent forums members.

Here is the exercise: Each poster on this thread is to think of five prominent members of this community and for each explain what Hobbs would make them do through the use of the Voodoo Doll.

If Hobbs had a Voodoo Doll of The Goodfellow, he would make the Goodfellow:

Spoiler:
Admit that he is a Wannabe-Hobbs

If Hobbs had a Voodoo Doll of Xeen, he would:

Spoiler:
Restore his sanity that he lost when he joined UNC, but he will let him remain the prick that we love

If Hobbs had a Voodoo Doll of DeciousBrutus, he would make :

Spoiler:
Decious write his posts with a clear and concise delivery

If Hobbs had a Voodoo Doll of Ryan Dancey, he would make:

Spoiler:
Ryan Dancey quote Nihimon, quoting Ryan Dancey, so that Ryan can remember what he said on those odd Friday night posts

If Hobbs had a Voodoo Doll of Andius, he would make Andius:

Spoiler:
Move South!

Disclaimer: If you take insult from this, take it up with Hobbs, he used a Voodoo Doll that made me do it.

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If Hobs had a Voodoo Doll of Bluddwolf, he would make:

Spoiler:
Bluddwolf spell his name correctly.

I very much enjoyed the Ryan Dancey bit, and it's not just because I'm a narcissist :)

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Alright, I'll admit it. You got me. I laughed. Unique too. Kudos!

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Must have been a really slow night on the forums...

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Pax Hobs wrote:
Must have been a really slow night on the forums...

This is what happened when I had an hour-and-twenty minute commute home, no radio or anything else to distract me.

Suddenly I realized, I had not dragged you into a discussion lately. I apologize for being so neglectful.

As for those who have responded so far, thanks but.....

@ Nihimon.... Rules violation, only one if five completed

@ Ixiolander.... Rules violation, zero of five completed.

@ Hobbs, you of course followed the unwritten rule by not revealing how you would use the dolls. Your brilliance is truly worthy of the Green Hat Mayhem that you inspire.

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Bluddwolf wrote:
@ Hobbs, you of course followed the unwritten rule by not revealing how you would use the dolls.

Well, we should keep in mind this is a family channel...

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Bluddwolf wrote:
@ Nihimon.... Rules violation, only one if five completed

I'm a rebel, what can I say?

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Bluddwolf wrote:
Pax Hobs wrote:
Must have been a really slow night on the forums...

This is what happened when I had an hour-and-twenty minute commute home, no radio or anything else to distract me.

Suddenly I realized, I had not dragged you into a discussion lately. I apologize for being so neglectful.

As for those who have responded so far, thanks but.....

@ Nihimon.... Rules violation, only one if five completed

@ Ixiolander.... Rules violation, zero of five completed.

@ Hobbs, you of course followed the unwritten rule by not revealing how you would use the dolls. Your brilliance is truly worthy of the Green Hat Mayhem that you inspire.

Why do you insist on the misspelling of HOBS? Or is it your accursed phone again? :)

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Hobs doesn't use voodoo dolls, voodoo dolls use Hobs.

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Does he live in Russia??

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@ Avari that is what I feared. And Dazyk: It is a meta, within a meta, within a meta.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like metagaming so I put a metagame in your metagame so you can PvP while you PvP.

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