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My mind is melting from options (gendarme versus standard cav versus strategist, all planned out to lvl 12 of course), and also trying to discern if Improved Unarmed Strike is a *weapon* feat, or just a combat feat, since you don't have to hold a weapon. (it makes a huge difference haha!)
So some bad poetry to clear my head!
(Italian Sonnet, standard Volta in sestet)
Pathfinder, your Glory is large and vast
Rules for days, and shiny options Galore
From Andoran wimps to tart Chelish Whores
- Bulhman, Moreland, make memories to last!
Horsechoppers for goblins, Snowballs you cast
A mire named Worldwound, come lovers of War!
True to its roots, you can die to a door
To stop dear Gygax becoming a Ghast
Ask not for your options, Evil lies there!
Pee Arr Dees, Errata, they can dismay -
Ape Armies with Halberds, GMs beware!
Numbing our minds like Enfeeblement rays
"... just want a Boar mount!", cried out my last hair
A level one noob, to Paizo I pray.
*claps*
