What's the 3rd Rule of the Paizo Messageboards?

[Ellis Mirari]

The 1st rule is: Don't start a thread about monks.
The 2nd rule is: DON'T. START. A THREAD. ABOUT. MONKS.

So what's the 3rd rule?

[CapeCodRPGer]

Don't talk about fight club. ;)

[Cosmo Cultist]

Blame Cosmo.

[MagusJanus]

The third rule: Despite how funny it is, using halflings as bowling balls and gnomes as pins is an alignment violation. No matter your alignment.

[Kajehase]

There is no Cosmo. Don't talk about Cosmo, it will only encourage him. But since he doesn't exist, I don't know why you would be talking about him/her/it.

[Pan]

popcorn shall not be eaten while threads proceed.

[Cosmo Cultist]

Kajehase wrote:

There is no Cosmo. Don't talk about Cosmo, it will only encourage him. But since he doesn't exist, I don't know why you would be talking about him/her/it.

Ia! Ia!!

[Kajehase]

Smurfs are good.

[Cosmo]

Cosmo Cultist(*!*) wrote:

Blame Cosmo.

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[Set]

Take care when you argue with trolls, lest a troll you become, and remember that as you gaze upon the internet, it gazes back at you.

[the Internet]

You've got something in your teeth by the way.

[Set]

the Internet wrote:

You've got something in your teeth by the way.

That would be your throat. Grr!

[Tormsskull]

Set wrote:

Take care when you argue with trolls, lest a troll you become, and remember that as you gaze upon the internet, it gazes back at you.

Ah yes, the famous quote of Regenietzsche.

[yellowdingo]

MagusJanus wrote:

The third rule: Despite how funny it is, using halflings as bowling balls and gnomes as pins is an alignment violation. No matter your alignment.

Halflings aint their race. "Hal flings..." was what the low intelligence orc said when his pc buddies watched him grap up midgets and toss them about. They thought he knew the race name of these little folk. Hence halflings was born.

[Cheeseweasel]

Set wrote:

Take care when you argue with trolls, lest a troll you become, and remember that as you gaze upon the internet, it gazes back at you.

Sutekh, there are mornings when you are just too many things.

:)

[Sissyl]

"A thread goes on for as long as it needs to."

[Kahn Zordlon]

Haveth not posted in the first twine pages,
thou musteth either readeth el thread o
beith a meister en el topic.

Spoiler:

If you didn't post in the first two pages,
either you must read the thread or be an expert on the subject

[Heathansson]

If somebody says "stop" or goes limp, taps out be sure to quote them and reply their post nine months later with full expectations a rebuttal, unless you totally pwn'd them with your logical argument; then they'll just try to pretend like it's nine months later, and they don't see your post.

[Heathansson]

4th rule: at least one guy on one side of a fight, as many of your allies as you can gather on the other side.

[Heathansson]

Sissyl wrote:

"A thread goes on for as long as it needs to."

This is the 7th rule.

[Kahn Zordlon]

thou shouldth post lest singularly wilst browsing

Spoiler:

you should post at least once while browsing the messageboards