|W E Ray|
|Janira L. Gavix|
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|Janira L. Gavix|
|Jayson MF Kip|
|Þórarinn Sigurðsson Venture-Captain, Iceland|
|Rolf Rolf Tollwut the Convict|
I very much enjoyed this adventure as a player, it was a very good introduction scenario and it helped cement my character's back story a little more. In-game, well, here is his story. Spoilers.
My group of "handlers" decided to call it Kissing Cove.
Y'see, I'm doin' time for a number a things that I don' really want t'get into. But the Andoren state decided that my skills might be beneficial to society and they offered me the choice of either sitting and rotting in m'cell or helping this here Pathfinder Society. The warden said that dependin' on m'conduct and success at these assignments, I could get my sentence reduced after each one. So I agree and they run me through some paperwork and then hand me off for the week to some new trainees. Then this gal Janira starts tellin' us 'bout that stupid cave. I took a shine to her since she was one of the few not to make a snide comment on me lookin' like some sort o' beastie what with the wolf face and all. Then I realized she too was stupid. When that minotaur showed up, I told her that I knew how to stop him there with my bridge made of moonlight. But she took off anyway. So we went through the cave.
When we got through to the other side, we see her get smacked out cold. At first, I was inclined to let them all kick the bucket. But y'see, I didn' want the whole Andoren populace huntin' for me. Once they got me, I wouldn'a seen the moon again. So instead of high tailin' it, I slink behind the bullman while them trainees did the dirty work. Then, I healed the gal 'cause if savin' a life ain't gonna cut me some extra time, then I don' know what will. Meanwhile, them trainees made short work of that bullman and I took the opportunity to try to explain to this lady that this goosechase was highly unnecessary and that she could have avoided the whole fuss had she jus' listened. I learned then that she paid no heed to what any folk says besides them Pathfinder folk when she pecks me on the muzzle and prances off her merry way like nothing happened.
Of course by that point all of them idiot trainees were watchin' and they dubbed the cave after her kissing. It's stupid if y'ask me, now how am I going to get some less tie if the mission notes say in ink of all things that I rescued a gal at the blinkin' Kissing Cove?
Honestly, the only parts that were good about that whole outin' were the Weightfinder they gave me that would make my business on these outin's official. That and the fish I got t'catch. Dey was good eatin's.
Salutations and all that shtick,
Rolf Rolf Tollwut
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