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Trudging to the foe,
On our way to slay,
O'er the fields we go
Buffing all the way.
Put on the magic ring,
Making AC right,
Oh what fun it is to fight
and sing a slaying song tonight!
13 kills, 13 kills,
Another on the way.
Oh what fun it is to fight,
With a +5 Vorpal blade!
Hey!
13 kills, 13 kills,
Leveling on the way.
Oh what fun it is to fight,
With a +5 Vorpal blade tonight!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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Silent wights.
Unholy Wights.
So deathly calm.
their eyes are bright.
'Round yon fire,
the party defends.
Undead monsters
so quickly descend.
they end in many pieces,
Soooo many pieces.
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I'm dreaming of a wight Christmas,
They're just some guys I used to know.
When their sword tips glisten,
You'd better listen,
Or else your blood is on the snow.
<Lute Solo>
I'm dreaming of a wight Christmas,
With all the "He didn't make it," cards I write.
Maybe you should stay inside the light.
Or you'll spend this Christmas as a wight.
I also do requests!
Tough crowd, tough crowd.
Any goblin songs? So far these are pretty funny.
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In the spirit of the Holidays, I'm happy to comply!
Gory, the Goblin, was a jolly evil mate,
With a rusty knife and a missing nose, and two eyes made out of hate.
Gory, the Goblin, isn't real the elders say.
But they can't show, what the children know, that he'll come for them one day.
There must have been some magic, in that old, black wand he found,
When it was waved about, fire shot out, and he began to dance around!
Oh, Gory the Goblin, was happy as he could be;
And the children say you should start to pray, 'cause dead you soon will be.
Blastity, blast, blast, blastity, blast, blast,
Look at Gory go.
Burnity, burn, burn, burnity, burn, burn,
Blood all in the snow.
Gory the Goblin, tho the sun was bright that day,
still he said, "They'll run, and I'll some fun, before I'm chased away."
Down to the village, with his boomstick in his hand,
Running here and there, burnin' down the square,
Screamin', "Stop me if you can!"
He burned it down, all the streets in town, right to the very ground;
and only paused a moment, when the wizard hollered, "Stop!"
For Gory, the Goblin, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, said, "You better cry, I'll be back again some day!"
Yesssssss,
he'll
be
back
again
some
daaaaaaaaay!
I laughed, you win.
Also because the room was silent it scared my wife. Made it even better.
I also do requests!
"All I want for Christmas is..."
;-)Nice job btw
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I laughed, you win.
Also because the room was silent it scared my wife. Made it even better.
Glad I could help!
And for Jaime, sir or madame:
Everybody stops and stares at me,
I dress like a player, but I'm an NPC.
I blame the dice
for this catastrophe,
But my one wish of this Christmas Eve,
Is as plain as it could be!
All I want for Christmas is +2 Strength,
+2 Strength,
+2 Strength,
All I want for Christmas is 2 more Strength,
Then a PC I will be!
Gee if I could have
My +2 Strength,
Then I could be Fighter
or a non-dex Rogue.
Or I could be Magus,
Or a Ranger, or a Monk,
Oh! I could be a strength-based, non-squishy, kick-you-in-the-face-and-make-you-like-it-Mooooooooonk!
If all I get for Christmas
is my +2 Strength,
my +2 Strength.
All I want for Christmas is 2 more Strength,
Then a PC I will be!
Oh! A PC I will be!
Nice, thanks!
( Jaime Sommers ).
The Bionic Woman! I looooooved the Bionic Woman. Might have been my first celebrity crush.
@Dingo: Nice. What's the tune?
@Lucky: "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" is pretty creepy on its own. But I'll try.
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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
I'm Santa Claus, and I'm coming to town.
I watch you while you're sleeping,
I watch while you're awake.
I watch the ones who love you.
I watch with eyes of slate.
I'm making a list,
I'm checking it twice,
I'll be there soon,
with my thin, sharp knife.
I'm Santa Claus, and I don't make a sound.
You better not sob,
You better not cry,
You better not beg,
I'm telling you why.
I'm Santa Claus, and I'm always around.
You see my great big belly,
You think I'm always full,
but what no one is telling,
Is the hunger in my soul.
You might buy me off with cookies,
to try and save you life,
And if I find them tasty,
I might be kinder with the knife.
You better not run,
You better not hide,
You better not tell,
And you better not fight.
I'm Santa Claus, and I'm coming to town.
I'm Santa Claus, and I don't make a sound.
I'm Santa Claus, and I'm always around.
With my little black boots, and my little toy drums,
With a rootity toot toot, and a "Here I come."
I'm Santa Claus, and I'm coming to town.
Hmmm. Maybe Pathfinder love songs for Valentine's Day?
Hmmm. Maybe Pathfinder love songs for Valentine's Day?
My Funny Valentine ;-)
@Lucky: Thanks, mate!
@Jaime: Ooooh, that's a tough one.
My Fun Assassin Vine
My fun Assassin Vine
Sweet death Assassin Vine.
Screams they make as you crush their heart.
Your grip is horrible.
Inescapable.
Yet you're my favorite work of art.
I'll bring the prey you seek.
Without a mouth to plants you speak.
So that they help you eat.
Are you smart?
But don't change a thing for me.
Not even your CR3.
Stay, my Assassin Vine.
Each day you are my valentine.
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Had some very shiny knives
And if you ever saw them
You'd start running for your life
All of the other goblins
Used to laugh and call him names
All the other poor goblins
Got turned into a big stain
Then one foggy, eerie night, Slashy came to say
Gandalf with your blood so bright
Might I take your life tonight?
Then how the children feared him
As he shouted out with glee
Slashy the bloodstained goblin
You belong in an asylum