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I'm about ready to start writing for realsies. Here's a warm up!
Other folks are welcome to post holiday-themed or joke items, but this thread is not intended to be a forum for reviews or advice, so please don't ask (although light-hearted reviews are welcome if anyone is generous enough to offer). It's just for fun and practice.
Also, do NOT post or talk about your contest submission here.
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Boogie Shoes (260 words)
Aura overwhelming enchantment and evocation; CL 25th
Slot feet; Price 15,000 gp; Weight 1 lb.
Description
Even in the dark, sunshine gleams off these highly polished leather shoes, demanding the attention of everyone on the dance floor.
Once per night as a standard action, the wearer may holla at a humanoid within 30 ft. and make a Perform (dance) check. The target must succeed at a Will save (DC 10 + the wearer’s Charisma score) or be forced to dance adjacent to the wearer ‘til the sun comes up. During this period, neither dancer may take any action other than one mandatory Performance (dance) check and an optional 5-foot step each round. Any 5-foot step must end in a space adjacent to the other dancer. If the dancers are separated, they must use their turns to move as close as possible until they are adjacent. Once the effect activates, it may only end prematurely if something forces one or both dancers to fall unconscious or otherwise become immobile or separated by a distance of more than 30 ft.
Each other creature on the dance floor must make a Will save at the beginning of its turn each round (DC equals the last Perform (dance) check made by one of the two dancers) or be fascinated by the gleaming boogie shoes until its next turn. Fascinated creatures may dance if they want to. If they do not, the attitude of Ivan Doroschuk towards those creatures shifts to unfriendly.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, irresistible dance, sunburst; Cost 7,500 gp
EDIT: Changed a few things.
NOTE: It's CL 25th because I wanted the aura to be overwhelming.
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Dug this out of a previous gag item thread:
Aura Strong Whoopination; CL 20th
Slot Can; Price A whoop-load of gp; Weight 1 lb.
When opened, this can will lay the hurt on any fool dumb enough to get in the way.
An empty can of Whoop-Ass can be used to store a random spell, thus becoming a Spell-In-A-Can.
Requirements Craft Whoop-Ass Item, greater whoop-ass, creator must have at least 20 ranks in Badass MoFo; Cost Half a Whoop-load of gp
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Karmic Scales
Aura Strong universal magic; CL 16th
Slot Hand; Price 30,000 gp; Weight 5 lb.
Description
This mystical set of golden scales begins perfectly balanced. On one end of the scales is a plate of gold etched with the seal of the Yin and on the other side is a seal of Yang. Whenever a vote “for” the Karmic Scales is elected the item will increase weight on the Yin side and whenever an election of “against” it shifts its weight towards the Yang. If the item is elected in the top 32 then the balance for Yin will result in a insurgence of positive Karma into the lives of all those voting for it. If the item fails to win then an insurgence of negative karma is forced onto those negatively voting for the item. This new insurgence of Karma will take place into the next great event within their lives, swinging the balance positively or negatively depending on the judgments of the voter.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, Wish , Crafter must be neutrally aligned; Cost 15,000 gp
I figure if this works for Facebook it can work for me. (laughs)
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Here's one I originally thought up by contemplating what an item that had all three saving throws associated with it would look like. It was silly in more ways than one and I named it appropriately. The chaos this item would cause in a crowd or in the ranks of an army would be quite humorous. Bear in mind that I never fully finished this item and the price, cost, and spell requirements were not very well considered.
Hot Potato
Aura strong enchantment, evocation, and necromancy; CL 17th
Slot none; Price 26,000 gp; Weight 1 lb.
Description
This oblong silver spheroid is about the size of a man's fist and is polished to a fine sheen. Its surface is perfectly smooth when not activated, but is always warm to the touch. Once activated, slits randomly distributed over the surface open up to reveal gemstones of varying types recessed within.
To activate the potato it must be thrown like a splash weapon. Upon landing, the potato shoots flame in a 20-ft. radius burst dealing 6d6 damage (Reflex save DC 15 for half damage). All creatures within the burst must also make a Will saving throw (DC 15) or be affected by a compulsion effect forcing the creature to attempt possession of the potato as the suggestion spell. The suggestion effect ends for any creature that is able to acquire the potato, but not others affected, and the possessing creature must make a DC 15 Fortitude saving throw or take 1 temporary Constitution damage immediately and every round that it possesses the potato. A successful Fort save by a possessing creature deactivates the potato and ends all the effects currently caused by it. Throwing the potato at any time activates it again.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, fireball, suggestion, energy drain; Cost 13,000 gp
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Hodor
Aura moderate hodor; CL hoth
Slot Hodor; Price Hodor gp; Weight Hodor lbs.
Description
Hodor hodor hodor, hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor. Hodor ho dor ho.
Hodor, hodor but not hodor hodor.
Hodor.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Hodor, Hodor's hodor, Hodor, Cost hodor gp
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My joke item is right here. Conveniently posted before the thread started.
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Orange Crayons
Aura Powerful Divination; CL 7th
Slot eyes; Price 3 gp; Weight 1/16th lbs.
Description
Pressing these magical crayons against the eyes allow the weilder to see the Wondrous Item write ups correctly formatted, concisely expressed, with evocatively visual descriptions arising from item concepts that are creative and add to the feeling of wonder and ability to explore new solutions in the game. One write up per minute or crayon pressure. if the crayon pressure is consistent for 100 minutes the wielder is permanently blinded to high quality write ups and can only see poorly formatted "Spell in a Can" entries, even in their sleep, until April.
Construction
Requirements intimidating prowess, Craft Wondrous Item and Master Craftsman feats, False Vision and Secret Page Spells, taking a party of well shaven halflings to Kids free tuesday night at a local pizza parlour, ordering from the kids menu; Cost 1 gp
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Fromage of Fritzed Formatting [B/]
[b]Aura Feint ZZymology; CL 7th
Slot head slot; Price 120 gp; Weight 4 lbs.
Description
Remember when that badly forged sick note went missing and you later found out that it was accidentally photocopied onto the second page of your resume that you sent out to hundreds of prospective employers? This item is worse than that! this powder of Cursed Cheezies that when sprinkled on a keyboard cause the Wondrous Item designer to misconstrue and befuddle the contest rules, the design criteria and formatting outlines given to them. vote for this one because its made by me! it will go great with the writer's block stat block in book two of ForthParty Publisher's "wrighters nightmare" Adventure Path. It also gives a +6 on Saving throws involved in any house rules, and the owner never has to pay for his share of the pizza so long as the Fromage is in effect. It acts as a conjunctivitis curse when sprinkled in the eyes of any bug bladder beast of trall.
Construction
Requirements two left feats, dizzy spells, a bag of cheezies and a vigil of 52 hours without sleep otherrequirements; Cost 200 gp
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Good Magic Item
Aura Strong Enchantment CL17
Slot slotless price 100,000 gp Weight 1lb.
Description
This magic item looks nothing like a magic item, and has no magical properties. The bearer of this magic item receives no benefits. When another player comments on why you spent so much gold on the item, player must defend Good Magic Item and insist that it is well worth the investment.
Construction RequirementsCraft Wondrous Item, suggestion, command, 20 ranks in bluff Cost100,000 gp
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Polar Vortex
Aura strong conjuration and evocation; CL 18th
Slot none; Price 180,000 gp; Weight 1 lb.
Description
This crystal cone is twelve inches long, four inches across at one end, one inch across at the other, and wrapped in thick, white fur. Once a day, the bearer can activate the polar vortex to summon forth a churning whirlwind of arctic air filled with polar bears. The whirlwind is 10 feet wide at its base, 100 feet high, and 40 feet wide at its top. This whirlwind is considered to have a fly speed of 100 feet with perfect maneuverability and is directed by the bearer.
If the whirlwind enters a square containing a creature, that creature takes 20d6 damage (DC 23 Reflex save for half damage; damage is half cold and half bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing). Roll 1d20 +32. If this exceeds the creature's CMD it is sucked up into the vortex. Each round spent in the vortex delivers 10d6 damage to a creature, and it is attacked by 1d4+1 polar bears. A DC 42 Escape Artist check or CMB check allows the creature to escape the vortex. Roll 1d10 x 10 to determine how high it is when it escapes. Creatures that cannot fly fall once escaping the vortex.
Each round a polar bear is launched from the vortex into a random adjacent square. Treat this as a charge attack and the bear as if it has the pounce ability. The bear remains until killed or the vortex ends. The vortex lasts for 1 round after the bearer ceases concentrating, or a maximum of 18 rounds, at which point it and any discharged bears vanish.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, cone of cold or ice storm, summon monster ix or summon nature's ally ix; Cost 90,000 gp
ha ha!
nicely written polar vortex. i live in a place where polar the bears are vanishing and we get polar vortex's yearly. now along with flooding and world class mosquito counts you can see our strategy for keeping housing prices low!
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Polar Vortex
Aura strong conjuration and evocation; CL 18th
Slot none; Price 180,000 gp; Weight 1 lb.
Description
This crystal cone is twelve inches long, four inches across at one end, and one inch across at the other, and wrapped in thick, white fur. Once a day, the bearer can activate the polar vortex to summon forth a churning whirlwind of arctic air filled with polar bears. The whirlwind is 10 feet wide at its base, 100 feet high, and 40 feet wide at its top. This whirlwind is considered to have a fly speed of 100 feet with perfect maneuverability and is directed by the bearer.If the whirlwind enters a square containing a creature, that creature takes 20d6 damage (DC 23 Reflex save for half damage; damage is half cold and half bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing). Roll 1d20 +32. If this exceeds the creature's CMD it is sucked up into the vortex. Each round spent in the vortex delivers 10d6 damage to a creature, and it is attacked by 1d4+1 polar bears. A DC 42 Escape Artist check or CMB check allows the creature to escape the vortex. Roll 1d10 x 10 to determine how high it is when it escapes. Creatures that cannot fly fall once escaping the vortex.
Each round a polar bear is launched from the vortex into a random adjacent square. Treat this as a charge attack and the bear as if it has the pounce ability. The bear remains until killed or the vortex ends. The vortex lasts for 1 round after the bearer ceases concentrating, or a maximum of 18 rounds, at which point it and any discharged bears vanish.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, cone of cold or ice storm, summon monster ix or summon nature's ally ix; Cost 90,000 gp
You may think that's funny, but I'm sure I saw it (or something VERY similar) in the queue.
I think it's AMAZING. I would vote for this in the competition. :p
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Good Magic Item
Aura Strong Enchantment CL17
Slot slotless price 100,000 gp Weight 1lb.
Description
This magic item looks nothing like a magic item, and has no magical properties. The bearer of this magic item receives no benefits. When another player comments on why you spent so much gold on the item, player must defend Good Magic Item and insist that it is well worth the investment.
Construction RequirementsCraft Wondrous Item, suggestion, command, 20 ranks in bluff Cost100,000 gp
Couldn't you come up with something unique?
I think this is actually some sort of template and has been somewhat overused in the actual competition...
I think it's AMAZING. I would vote for this in the competition. :p
Oh, sure, now you tell me.
It doesn't seem like I'm going to get around to building this out myself, so I humbly offer to the jokesters:
Battle Axe Body Spray
It doesn't seem like I'm going to get around to building this out myself, so I humbly offer to the jokesters:
Battle Axe Body Spray
Gives you +20 to your diplomacy and bluff checks when dealing with club girls and a -20 to all rolls against 'normal' girls. Also works as a charm person monster (no save) when going against girls with the nickname "Snookie".
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As someone who has worked around a class of teenagers...
Gives you +20 to your diplomacy and bluff checks when dealing with club girls and a -20 to all rolls against 'normal' girls. Also works as a charmIt doesn't seem like I'm going to get around to building this out myself, so I humbly offer to the jokesters:
Battle Axe Body Spray
personmonster (no save) when going against girls with the nickname "Snookie".
You have a 10% chance of spontaneously creating a stinking cloud, cast as if by a 6th level sorcerer. This chance is doubled if using the body spray in place of showering. The chance stacks with the chance of every other person also using the body spray within 25 feet.
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Boogie Shoes
Before I saw this, I actually came up with a similar themed item...
Meme Shoes
Aura moderate enchantment; CL 15th
Slot feet; Price Your future embarrassment; Weight 1 lb.
DESCRIPTION
These black leather shoes are nondescript, and their details are easily forgotten.
Meme shoes have a continually changing set of abilities. All save DCs begin at 25, but are reduced by 1d6-1 points annually. When an ability becomes DC 0, it no longer functions, but a new random ability is created. Currently, meme shoes have the following abilities:
Harlem Shake: once per day, the wearer can begin dancing as a full round action. While dancing, when the wearer utilizes the command words “The Harlem Shake”, all creatures within a 30 ft. radius must immediately succeed on a will save (DC25) or begin dancing as if under the effects of irresistible dance. This is an enchantment (mind control) effect that lasts as long as the wearer continues dancing, or the affected creature is no longer within the area of effect.
Opa Gundam Style: once per day, the wearer may dance as a standard action in a quirky and slightly humorous fashion. While dancing, when the wearer utilizes the command words “Hey sexy lady”, all creatures within a 100ft radius must succeed on a DC20 will save, or become fascinated. This is an enchantment (mind control) effect that ends once the wearer stops dancing, or the affected creature is no longer within the area of effect.
YMCA: Once per day, the wearer may shout “Its fun to stay at the YMCA!” as a swift action. All creatures within a 30ft. radius must succeed on a D10 will save, or drop any held items and immediately spell out the letters Y, M, C, and A with their arms. This is an enchantment (mind control) effect that only functions at wedding receptions.
Macarena: This ability no longer functions.
Electric Slide: This ability no longer functions.
Moonwalk: This ability no longer functions.
The Hustle: This ability no longer functions.
The Twist: This ability no longer functions.
CONSTRUCTION
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, Leadership, Perform (dance) 5 ranks, that is all Cost your kids will think you are a dork
Opa Gundam Style: once per day, the wearer may dance as a standard action in a quirky and slightly humorous fashion. While dancing, when the wearer utilizes the command words “Hey sexy lady”, all creatures within a 100ft radius must succeed on a DC20 will save, or become fascinated. This is an enchantment (mind control) effect that ends once the wearer stops dancing, or the affected creature is no longer within the area of effect.
FYI it is Gangnam Style not Gundam Style
Hmmm, nice theme... a few I thought of that could be added...
... Juke Box Jive
... Elvis Hip Wiggle
... Miley Twerk
I suppose there are also Classic Shoes
Waltz
Tango
Foxtrot
etc.
Elvish Survival Apparatus
Aura Moderate Conjuration and Transmutation; CL 6th
Slot None; Price 1,500 gp; Weight 1 lbs.
Description
Known as the ESA, this useful device is favored among the upper class of the elven society. Before their children head off into the woods alone the ESA is given to them for help in their adventures. This small device fits comfortably in the palm of the hand and has 10 tiny levers that will activate any of the below functions when opened. Each individual lever can only be opened once per 24 hour period unless noted otherwise. Once open the device activates that function and then the lever will close unless it provides a continuous function.
1) Knife – 1D4/2 damage/ crit 20. This function can be used any number of times a day as the knife is built into the device.
2) 5foot Rope- tossing this in the air hardens the rope allowing the owner to crawl up into the extra dimensional space as per Rope Trick.
3) Compass- always indicates North on the Prime Material Plane and can be used at any time.
4) Detect Magic- emanates from the device and allows up to 3 rounds of concentrated use.
5) Light Source- emanates from the device and lasts until the lever is closed.
6) Goodberry- generates 2D4 berries.
7) Mount- Light Riding Horse appears for 2 hours.
8) Without a Trace- Once this lever is pulled it will allow the user to Pass without a Trace through foliage.
9) Quench- This fire retardant fires up to 120 feet.
10) Antidote- Needle that is used to Cure Poison as per Neutralize Poison.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, Fabricate, Rope Trick, Know Direction, Detect Magic, Continual Light, Goodberry, Mount, Quench, Neutralize Poison, creator must be Elven; Cost 750 gp
Ok thought this little number up.. This is truely the Swiss Army Knife of the Magical age. Enjoy~
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*twitch*
Mustn't.
*twitch* *twitch*
These are not real items... not real, not... real
*twitch*
@ Jason should be only functions in the presence of crappy wedding DJs...
@ Anthony The Torc of Twerking is buried in the rant thread.
@ Azouth yeah but when he made it Gundam style instead of gangam style I pictured giant robots doing it which was so much better.
@ Pen2Paper I'm pretty sure that was a real entry... plus bonus points for breaking AA's alter ego.
Elvish Survival Apparatus
Aura Moderate Conjuration and Transmutation; CL 6th
Slot None; Price 1,500 gp; Weight 1 lbs.
Description
Known as the ESA, this useful device is favored among the upper class of the elven society. Before their children head off into the woods alone the ESA is given to them for help in their adventures. This small device fits comfortably in the palm of the hand and has 10 tiny levers that will activate any of the below functions when opened. Each individual lever can only be opened once per 24 hour period unless noted otherwise. Once open the device activates that function and then the lever will close unless it provides a continuous function.1) Knife – 1D4/2 damage/ crit 20. This function can be used any number of times a day as the knife is built into the device.
2) 5foot Rope- tossing this in the air hardens the rope allowing the owner to crawl up into the extra dimensional space as per Rope Trick.
3) Compass- always indicates North on the Prime Material Plane and can be used at any time.
4) Detect Magic- emanates from the device and allows up to 3 rounds of concentrated use.
5) Light Source- emanates from the device and lasts until the lever is closed.
6) Goodberry- generates 2D4 berries.
7) Mount- Light Riding Horse appears for 2 hours.
8) Without a Trace- Once this lever is pulled it will allow the user to Pass without a Trace through foliage.
9) Quench- This fire retardant fires up to 120 feet.
10) Antidote- Needle that is used to Cure Poison as per Neutralize Poison.Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, Fabricate, Rope Trick, Know Direction, Detect Magic, Continual Light, Goodberry, Mount, Quench, Neutralize Poison, creator must be Elven; Cost 750 gpOk thought this little number up.. This is truely the Swiss Army Knife of the Magical age. Enjoy~
Can't... Resist....
Aura entry should be all lower case.
Slot entry should be lower case, well done for using none; which came in with 5th printing errata.
Weight should be 1 lb. 1 is singular, so lose the s.
All the spells should be lower case in the requirements line, well done for italicizing each one separately and not italicizing any intermediate commas.
They should also be ordered in alphabetical sort order...
continual light, detect magic, fabricate, goodberry, know direction, mount, neutralize poison, quench, rope trick
Yesssssss, points!
*munch*, *chew*, *waddles off contentedly*
yah made this in like 5 mins.. sorry for the rule breaks.. more time thinking about it equals better entry. I put them in the order of the items use. Good to know though there is a basic formula on which comes first.
Coolbeans meng~
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The Healin' Stick
Aura: Moderate Conjuration and Abjuration; CL: 8th
Slot: none; Price: 8,000 gp; Weight: 3 lbs.Description:
The Healin' Stick might often be confused with a rod due to its shape, it is roughly 2 feet long and carved from knotty, gnarled hardwood. This stick was used in the past to teach would be adventures a lesson during training by keeping them alive not not much happier. Any creature struck by the Healin' Stick takes damage as if being struck by a Club. However this damage is all subdual, the club heals a number of hit points on the target equal to the amount of subdual damage cased. This healing can not succeed half the targets hit points.
Construction:
Requirements: Craft Wondrus Item, shield other, false life; Cost 4,000That is right folks you can heal your friends by "Beating them half to death" with a knotty club that hurts like hell.
I take it then that you didn't come across an actual item that is remarkably similar to this in the voting?
I don't remember the specifics, but I made a vague comment about it in the ramble thread.
Truth is stranger than fiction...
@ Azouth yeah but when he made it Gundam style instead of gangam style I pictured giant robots doing it which was so much better.
Yeah. That's what I meant, giant robots. Lets go with that. Not a mistake at all. ;)
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I tried to resist...I really did....
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Pallid Pachyderm
Aura overwhelming enchantment; CL 20
Slot none; Price 27,000 Weight 3 lb.
Description
This small ivory statue of a mighty elephant shimmers with inlaid gemstones of various colors and finishes. The statue is so gaudy that any attempt at hiding it automatically fails.
Although the statue is small, it is easily spotted amid a room’s accouterments with a DC 10 perception check. However, if any creature mentions the presence of the elephant, all creatures who can hear and understand the speaker are immediately compelled to harm the speaker as murderous command. The speaker may attempt to dispel this effect with a DC 40 Diplomacy check. Failing this check causes all critical hits against the speaker to automatically confirm for one minute.
This effect does not end until the speaker is killed or the Diplomacy check is passed. The speaker may also choose to run for their lives, but this only delays the inevitable.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, murderous command, a poorly-timed comment; Cost 13,500, half your friends…probably…
I know players who would fail a DC 10 perception check :P
Quite frankly, it's really intimidating. I'm starting to think I'm in way over my head...
While it can be intimidating, don't let it get to you Brigg. There is a miasma of information, advice, and the past years stuff to look at --- but keep in mind, some of the people that get into the second round every year were just as new/overwhelmed/etc. as you feel right now. On the same token, while it can seem like some people make a career of this thing, analyzing and attempting to divine the "perfect" entry -- they've never made it. I don't think Anthony Adam ever shies away from that fact.
(and for the record, I've never made it to even the Top 100 to the best of my knowledge, either so I speak to you as a fellow "overwhelmed" contestant.)
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No I don't!
I keep on trying though - and to be honest, my designs each year do get stronger, my wording gets less clunky and I don't get caught up so much on the silly stuff I used to. (disengage wishful thinking :P)
When you work as a technical author in IT, it is amazing how different fantasy and game writing is - and those habit's of 30 years of technical specifications, requirements and business rules writing are incredibly tough to break.
I will make top 32 eventually, I know I can, it's just getting the right item at the right time with the right mindset public to vote on it - I'm a grand master of hitting every meme every year - wispy cloak last year, done it, filigree, yup, the year of the filigree was me, single class item - yeah, done the ranger thing too.
Heck, I gave Sean a headache one year with my item and remotely sent him home to recover (that was the year I really got a kick in the pants in feedback - and the year I started to take things much more seriously after that).
I won't say it's easy to get Top 32, it isn't - past judges have admitted they couldn't do it - *wave to Clark*
But I never stop trying...
I like the banter and the challenge and the only way I am ever likely to stop while this competition exists is when Paizo decides to put my item in the Top 32, just to shut me up on these forums and stop me using all their disc space with my volumes of posts (eeeek, nearly 2,500 now in Superstar alone) :P
I just have to be careful I don't disqualify myself by getting a hardback credit before getting that elusive tag :)
Oh, and I think I am getting close to more RPG Superstar words than Neil now - ha ha, that record is going to fall, one day.
I'm confident that you'll get that tag Anthony! :)
Of course, that would be the end of Template Fu on the RPG boards... (unless they gave us a workaround?)
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Nah, I'd still be back every year to haunt you all :P
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Leonine Armour
Aura overwhelming transmutation; CL 20th
Slot armor; Price126,650 gp; Weight 50 lbs.
Description
These +5 suits of Full-plate are forged such that the wearers resemble color coded lions. While forcing the wearer to move as a quadruped, the wearer can still wield weapons or manipulate objects normally with the mouth of the armor as if it were two separate hands. It further grants the wearer two primary claw attacks and a bite attack.
Leonine armour grants its wearer a move speed of 50ft overland and a 30ft fly speed, neither of which are modified by weight carried or armor worn. It also grants the wearer DR15/-.
Each separate color grants the wearer 1D6 of energy damage added to any attacks he makes. It also has a breath weapon of the same energy type that may be used once per hour.
Black: Negative Energy, 10d6, 30 ft cone.
Red: Fire, 15d6, 20 ft emanation.
Blue: Lightning, 15d6, 50ft line.
Yellow: Positive Energy, 10d6, 30 ft cone.
Green: Acid, 15d6, 20 ft cone.
The true power of leonine armour is revealed when a set of each color are in the same place and worn by individuals with good in their alignment. If the wearers are adjacent then they may each spend a one round action to combine and create a greater leonine soul armour. From when the first wearer begins his one round action to when the last wearer completes his, all wearers are under the effects of a sanctuary spell with a DC of 23.
When combined into a greater leonine soul armour the wearers are treated as a single gargantuan creature with all of the wearers subtypes. All wearers must agree on all actions that the greater leonine soul armour makes. All attacks made by the greater leonine soul armour use the best of all physical statistics and BaB selected from its wearers, as modified by its gargantuan size. The greater leonine soul armour has access to all feats and abilities possessed by its wearers. The greater leonine soul armour may use the breath weapon of any of the leonine armour's that combined to create it.
A greater leonine soul armour has a unique attack named blazing sword that is only available after it has been in its combined state for three full rounds.
Blazing sword is a special full round action that acts as a normal weapon attack as made by the greater leonine soul armour plus 20d6 fire and 20d6 positive energy damage. Any target struck by a blazing sword must make a DC23 fortitude save or disintegrated as if reduced to 0 or fewer hit points by a disintegrate spell.
Construction
Requirements Craft Arms and Armor, draconic reservoir, expeditious retreat, fly, sanctuary, transformation, Leonine Key of the appropriate color; Cost 76,650 gp
467 words!
Space between Price and the number is missing.
Overwhelming makes the item an artefact rather than one of the categories of item it is supposed to be.
If I am holding a weapon in my mouth, I suspect I can't bite?
It's a fun item though, a combination of siac and miac!
And I know some players who would LOVE to play it!!
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Cyrus Wreckingball
Aura moderate transmutation; CL 10th
Slot none; Price 100,365 gp; Weight 10 lbs.
Description
This +1 confounding sonic spiked ball and chain is forged from the tears of a 1000 shameful fathers and releases a high-pitched nasally song when wielded in combat.
Once per day, when the command word of “Miley” is spoken, the chain and handle shoot in the air to attach to some unseen base as the ball grows to a huge size. The wielder is then able to ride the ball into combat—smashing enemies in a bull rush of annoying iron.
Construction
Requirements Craft Magic Arms and Armor, screech, unbelievable luck; Cost 50,815 gp
I'm tempted to write up some sort of magical Unarmed Strike...that's a weapon, right?
Pure Leonine Blade
Aura overwhelming evocation; CL 20th
Slot none; Price 300,700 gp; Weight 64 lbs.
Description
Shaped of pure Leonium into the effigy of waving flames, this +5 holy aberration bane courageous keen greatsword is sized for a gargantuan wielder.
When used by the wearers of a greater leonine soul armour this blade increases the damage of the greater leonine soul armour's blazing sword attack to 30d6 fire and 30d6 positive energy damage along with increasing the DC of the associated fortitude save from DC23 to DC33.
Once used by a greater leonine soul armour a pure leonine blade may be stored by the wearer of one of the component leonine armours in an extra-dimensional space that automatically places the pure leonine blade in the greater leonine soul armour's grip during the next time that component leonine armour is used to create a greater leonine soul armour.
Construction
Requirements Craft Arms and Armor, dispel evil, hallow, an ingot of pure leonium; Cost 150,700 gp
Look eet that price....!
*resist*
Look!
*resist*
It's a trap!
*resists successfully!*
Hah! Not falling for it.
I will have you next time Mr. Fu! *Bond Villain Laugh*
All that Glitters
Aura moderate transmutation; CL 11th
Slot none; Price 46,300 gp; Weight 8 lbs.
Description
Gleaming and flashing with reflected luminescence this +3 reliable revolver is seemingly crafted of absolutely pure gold.
Intricate filigree covers the majority of the surface of all that glitters concealing the fact that the chamber of this revolver is extremely small granting it a capacity of one.
Any creature struck with a bullet fired from all that glitters must make a DC19 fortitude save or be turned into a statue of purest gold.
Construction
Requirements Craft Magic Arms and Armor, flesh to stone, 5 pounds of gold; Cost 25,300 gp
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Hylian Master Sword
Aura strong evocation; CL 20th
Slot none; Price ZZ gp; Weight 4 lbs.
Description
This legendary +5 forceful longsword has an intricate silver and blue handle with two yellow topaz gems inlaid where the blade meets the hilt. The following abilities are granted to the wielder:
- If the wielder is at full hit points, the first attack with the sword each round shoots out a 30 foot line of energy that deals 1d8 force damage to all creatures in its path.
- The wielder can shoot out a 15 foot cone that deals 3d8 force damage as a standard action.
- If the wielder took the total defense action, at the beginning of the next round the wielder may deal 3d8 + Str modifier + 5 force damage to all adjacent targets as a swift action. A 20th level character, the damage increases to 6d8 + double Str modifier +10.
Construction
Requirements Craft Magic Arms and Armor, creator must worship the goddess Hylia; Cost ZZ gp
Forceful: Upon command, a forceful weapon is sheathed in an invisible but tangible field of force that deals an extra 1d8 points of force damage on a successful hit. The force damage does not harm the wielder. The effect remains until another command is given.
Moderate evocation; CL 10th; Craft Magic Arms and Armor and mage's sword; Price +2 bonus.