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Government Type: Monarchy
Uber Supreme Ultra Mega Queen: Proxima Sin
Other positions: Under my stylish and expensive boot heels
CHARTER
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All of Her Majesty's wishes are immediately granted.
Applications for underlings are currently being accepted if you think you have what it takes to succeed in this fun and challenging new venture.
Hmmm... *takes another look at the Queen's expected alignment*
@Proxima Sin, let me know if this is serious and you'd like it listed in the Guild Recruitment & Helpful Links list.
And here I thought this would be the River Kingdoms version of the Make a Wish Foundation.
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Looks like I'm Neutral leaning Evil. But I promise to be a benevolent overlord.
@Nihimon I'm bored today and didn't feel like hanging on to this until April 1. But if I get applicants I'm totally running with it.
Actually I'll probably just become an industrialist tycoon amassing Scrooge McDuck-like towers of secret gold and then buy a settlement from UNC when they decimate one with a good view.
Still if anyone wants in on the ground floor you'll have grand titles and lackeys of your own.
Already hailing. Throw some titles at me. Whatever you feel is fitting, Your Majesty.
Lady D, Social Butterfly of Pax Aeternum, congratulates Uber Supreme Ultra Mega Queen Proxima Sin of the Wish Granting Factory.on the establishment of her queendom!
Most Auspicious Groveler
Supreme Grunt
7th Earl of Exfolia
Boooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
Haha, Boooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
You should set this up as some sort of pyramid scheme.
Lord of Elder Days wrote: You should set this up as some sort of pyramid scheme. A pyramid of sweaty, physically inspiring Boooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyys?
Lord of Elder Days wrote: You should set this up as some sort of pyramid scheme.
Are you familiar with historical monarchy?
Lord of Elder Days wrote:
You should set this up as some sort of pyramid scheme.
Just what I was thinking...
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"All we ask here is that you give us your heart."
"Welcome new friend to Pathfinder Online. Stay away from those guys they're jerks that want to take you into the woods and kill you. I'll be your friend and show you how to train skills and easy ways to start having some fun in the game and making some gold. Now, if you invest some of your gold into this project I have going on, I can guarantee returns of 50-100% every month! Let's have an ale and we can talk more..."
I have found her to be very trustworthy. And her ale is top-notch. I highly suggest hearing her out. Her methods have done wonders for me.
Proxima Sin wrote: "Welcome new friend to Pathfinder Online. Stay away from those guys they're jerks that want to take you into the woods and kill you. I'll be your friend and show you how to train skills and easy ways to start having some fun in the game and making some gold. Now, if you invest some of your gold into this project I have going on, I can guarantee returns of 50-100% every month! Let's have an ale and we can talk more..." The first part of this sounds like what a player in the Guide Program might say...then it veers a bit south. Or at least I hope no one in the Guide Program will be attempting the second portion. :)
Edited to include...I would hope no Guide would be calling any particular group "jerks". When you have your Guide Program hat on, the hope is that you're not sharing bias or prejudicial views about any existing group with new players.
Hobs the Short wrote: When you have your Guide Program hat on, the hope is that you're not sharing bias or prejudicial views about any existing group with new players. Ooooo. It comes with hats? What color?
of course green.
Hobs is well know for his green hats. I believe he even has a patent on them.
Her Majesty now owns all patents. All of them. Forever. Through her benevolence, she may pretend that this is not presently the case.
If a tree falls in the forest without the Queen's leave, does it make a sound?
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Wurner wrote: If a tree falls in the forest without the Queen's leave, does it make a sound? A tree never falls w/o her majesty's permish
Yes, Qallz is learning well. If the tree tries to do so anyways, it is up to we the loyal subjects to tie it into place until such time as Her Majesty wishes the tree to fall.
If Her Majesty's tree lacks leaves during summer, it leaves it with no option but to die and fall. Leave to fall is implied if the leaves fall, except in the fall.
If the Queen wishes for a statue in her magnificent likeness so tall that her subjects can't build it, what happens?
Wurner wrote: If the Queen wishes for a statue in her magnificent likeness so tall that her subjects can't build it, what happens? She kills them...
Wurner wrote: If the Queen wishes for a statue in her magnificent likeness so tall that her subjects can't build it, what happens? Simple, really.
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