(Midgard serpent nerfed to CR 2?)
Hmmm... Transmute Pudding to Ooze... what kind of components might be needed for that? Three pounds of bathroom drain sludge? A hairball? Would generic garbage be enough? Or maybe, a pudding is firmer than an ooze, perhaps you would just need to add water?
"Get back in my belly Serpent I am still finishing you."
Hmmm? Character sheet? Oh, I am a level 2 human Jellomancer. Being green, well, it's really mostly makeup.
Yeah, probably.
Here are my stats:
Str 150
Dex 25
Con 130
Int 45
Wis 30
Cha 18
HP: 4620 (70d12+4200)
AC:150
Attack: Bite 1d20+90,+85,+80,+75
Damage: 60d6+70(18-20/x5)(plus poison)
Tail Slap: 1d20+90
Damage: 60d12+70 (plus crush)
Speed: 250
Space: 5,280,000,000 squares
Reach: 3,168 squares
Poison: Liquification 40d10 (save DC 62 for half)
So, can I join you?
"yeah when we need him I can open my jaw and throw him up. Otherwise he stays in my belly like before. "
So... uber-mega Colossal size. Dat touch AC!!!
Touch AC 17 Flat Footed 143
DR 80/Mjolnir
SR 45
Hope you don't mind, but I didn't list my spells. That would have taken too long.
Nasty Orc gives a sheepish look.
"Sorry Midgard looks like you are going to need to stay in my belly unless our DM says you can come out."
With a big slurping sound he sucks the Midgard Serpent back inside his mouth which is slow at first and then almost magically he quickly disappears with a huge glob of saliva spraying out has his head disappears. And with a huge gulp followed by a loud belch the Midgard Serpent is once again gone.
He smiles and shrugs his shoulders.
"We go now?"
;( Nobody wants to play with me.
I may be 25,000 miles long with a head 500 feet tall, but I do have feelings you know.
...And Thor has a hammer. Now git!
:(
Good bye.
"We go see important guy now? Alissa?
Just shakes his head and begins researching a spell circle that keeps unwanted avatars away from this thread
Just shakes his head and begins researching a spell circle that keeps unwanted avatars away from this thread
I was not unwanted. I was summoned.
Sorry forgot to update that. Though under his description it does mention he ate the Midgard Serpent once ... whole. He unhinged his jaw and it did take a long time.
No. He is related to a puny dragon.
I am a serpent.
Can I kill both of them?
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You easily find the road leading out of town towards Lord Balamos' manor.
The wind has picked up and the sky is getting overcast, you hear the distant rumble of thunder getting closer.*Rolls dice for random encounters...Nothing*
As you proceed the road is flanked by weeping willows in various stages of decay, as you crest a hill in the distance you see a rather impressive sized gothic manor surrounded by a large moat.
The sun is setting, the thunderstorm approaches, you are approximately a quarter of a mile from the manor.
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As you approach closer to the manor you notice the once grand manor appears to be in a sad state of disrepair, The moat surrounding the manor is 25' wide and the filled with stagnant green algae cesspool reeking of decay.
Ahead of you is a raised drawbridge that is flanked by 2 12' tall stone gargoyles.
A male voice rings out "Who Goes there?"
"I am Nasty Orc. This is Alissa the Ranger our leader, AM HEALER, James Bard the nice man with the haggis, Gazebo my friend, Nesod, AM sorcerer Too and Jenny the Jelly Candy lady. We want to see Lord Balamos guy."
His attempt o be diplomatic.
He looks back at the team and smiles.
"Me did good right?"
After what seems an eternity,(actually 15 minutes) you hear a horrible sceeching noise(Think metal claws on a chalkboard)as the drawbridge slowly lowers.
*shiver*
I stand studying the gunk and green stuff in the moat. Does there seem to be a green slime infestation? Or even green jellies, citrine jellies, certain species of stunjelly can be green...?
As you approach closer to the manor you notice the once grand manor appears to be in a sad state of disrepair, The moat surrounding the manor is 25' wide and the filled with stagnant green algae cesspool reeking of decay.
Ahead of you is a raised drawbridge that is flanked by 2 12' tall stone gargoyles.
A male voice rings out "Who Goes there?"
Yawns deep and wide as the drawbridge is lowered. The sudden rush of air into his lungs and throat mutes the screeching sound.
Perception Check, see if anything is amiss.
I was expecting something more grandiose....
Lucky you.
"Ooooooooh, guys! Smell that? The stuff down there is green slime. From what I can tell, it's in the synrrhexic phase right now. It's fascinating... Did you know that if two or more colonies of green slime come into contact, they synchronize their phases?"
*Fascinating
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Jenny: As you are explaining the finer points of slime synchronization to the party the drawbridge finishes it's journey and comes to rest on the ground.
Across the way you all see a group of 4 or 5 armored individuals gathered in the opening of the entranceway of what appears to be a fairly well lit courtyard.
You can see that they have their hands on their swords and and at least 2 have bows, although you cannot make out their faces in the shadows.
"If you wish to meet with Lord Balamos, you must surrender your weapons at the door, They will be returned to you upon your departure"
And have you attack us with no way to defend ourselves.
I think not.
Ever hear of The Red Wedding?
I keep my weapons.
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Red Wedding?