Parrotpanda, the new owlbear


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Stat this bastard out! I love it!

Parrotpanda


That is awesome! But I think owlbear pretty much already has that covered.

Just add some fluff.

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What.
The fun never stops with the internet...plus, i am sure Wotc guys wished they could have thought of this when they were making monster manual twenty two.

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Or this

Silver Crusade

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Hama wrote:
Or this

Spawn of Demogorgon?


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Can we put an embargo on delivering the jagmeister to the wizards tower already? Please?


I don't think it was jagermeister...

I'm thinking it's more of a serious mix here.


Put the credits to whoever did those. If it was you then you win the internets for a week.


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Bruunwald wrote:

That is awesome! But I think owlbear pretty much already has that covered.

Just add some fluff.

Well that it give it some form of sound mimicry

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And here is a rhinocock or cockino

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And this genius. Guinea Lion,or guion?


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Meh, I'd bet a swarm of spider-squirrels would eat one in under a minute.

(And there's a lot more where that came from.)


Hama wrote:
And this genius. Guinea Lion,or guion?

This might be one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Next to, of course, a Guinea Pirate and Guinea Prisoner.


I love this thread


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Meh, I'd bet a swarm of spider-squirrels would eat one in under a minute.

(And there's a lot more where that came from.)

That's a spider chipmunk actually.

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Squirrelshades wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Meh, I'd bet a swarm of spider-squirrels would eat one in under a minute.

(And there's a lot more where that came from.)

That's a spider chipmunk actually.

And the difference is?


That's like asking "What's the difference between a human and a striped halfling with expandable cheek pockets?"

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In my country we have a single name for all kinds of squirrel. So the difference is lost on us unless we become biology majors.


Well, a chipmunk is a different kind of animal. chipmunk, squirrel


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In Soviet Russia, squirrel names YOU!

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Here is a horsecock


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Hama wrote:
Here is a horsecock

Normally I don't click on links with that kind of title. But in this thread, it seems okay....

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Well, a cock is the name for the male chicken...
Although i get what you mean.


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I thought I'd contribute.

And a frogigator

Owlcorgi

Zebrafrog

Beaglesquirrel

Clowrhinofish or rhinoclownfish

Frogberry

Dolphinroo

Gatorbird

And, of course, the Sharkgull


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Brandon Verkennes wrote:
And, of course, the Sharkgull

That would make this scene in Finding Nemo terrifying.

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Mate mate mate mate mate mate...oh wait, we have shark heads...omnomnomnom

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The Frogigator, Frogberry, and Gatorbird are pretty cute actually.


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The Gatorbird is particularly well done. That one has all kinds of possibilities....... heh, heh, heh......


Then there is this Gorilla/Rhino/Centaur/thing

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the parrotpanda needs to be more colorful. I think all the white parts should be red!

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